It's that time folks, and this one is gonna be a game changer, so many blades you can bypass the shaving cream altogether!

OK kiddos, it's that time again, I leave for Playa in 3 days, I think I may have waited too long, but odds are the timing is JUST RIGHT for YOU!!

DO IT NOW!!!

Leaving in 4 days, time to get busy....

Bup.

Because the last thing you want is bumps.

It's almost time....

Propane gennies put out almost zero odor also, if I wasn't on the grid out there i would buy one of those new Yamaha's myself.

that was a Photo CHAPEL, not a church.

we don't burn churches at Burning Man.

I leave in one week, time to get busy.

I am eyeballing that 'NoNo" sitting in the GF's bathroom upstairs

Dear Eric,

What can I do about this rash?

I dare you to ask her to split it down the middle and give you the left half.

I have a feeling this is not the same Mr Fixit that we all know and love.

Meanwhile...

theCryptofishist wrote:

9ah wrote:How many of you are little people?

Dammit! If I can call myself a cripple they can call themselves dwarves...

(it's a little bit liberating saying such an assholish thing...)

My fetish guage just registered off the charts.

Too late for new apps, bring your Dino, Burn it on the Man base, have a great time.

It's getting to be that time, what with triple digits in the forecast.

my razor is looking at me funny.

Gosh, I hope they don't.

Don't worry, it will turn into dick jokes by the time it reaches page 4.

Frat boys wearing "Hurley" brand baseball hats and insisting that the symbol looks like "the Man".

check your email, the confirm might already be there!

Access code info must match billing info. . well, that wasn't true at all! UBER weird^^^^ I had entered this yesterday at about 4:30 pm, and then left computer to do some work. Just opened it up this morning and it posted my comment with this mornings date for some reason. might have something to d...

I don't even have a clue as to what that means...this time.

junglesmacks wrote:Access code info must match billing info.

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well, that wasn't true at all!

Christians are confused on how to properly shirtcock.

Have you ever seen a pickle rot?

That ravioli ain't exactly sausage.

Whatever you do, DO NOT eat the ravioli at Bruno's!!!

PM me if you want the disgusting details...

When asked yesterday "What is the Playa surface like?", a local responded> "Wellllll. It snowed Christmas & we still have the same snow on the ground. About 5". It has not been above freezing in Gerlach since Christmas. We have subzero temps every night & beautiful pogo nip that glistens & shimmers ...

If that many of you plan on dropping in on Bruno at once this late in the season on a Sunday, you should call ahead and let him know.

Only real Indians will know if you are faking it or not.

Ya better double check on that corking fee, there is a LAW in Nevada, and I have never heard of anywhere here in Reno that doesn't charge SOMETHING. There is no fixed amount they HAVE to charge but they are required to charge something. (and as tiny as that backroom is at the Carvings buffet, it wil...

why anyone would want to join the Department of Penis Whistles(DPW) is beyond me.