or American Flags. They are all great! That is what makes Burning Man so great... the Sex, and the Fart Pies, and the people from Outer Space. When I was there we saw Aliens. Man Larry Harvey really laid a big one. Sometimes he has to lay down the law. Like when they burnt the man early. I hope they...

if we ask for permission first... wait that's gay... this whole thing just makes me want to fart.

I see the red, and the white and the blue, and my tummy starts to brew with juices, and I feel funny, and a little bubble, goes, "pop." out from my britches. People can tell from the look on my face that I just ate a flag.