*poke* I'm a street performer, I've got a doll act and a little nymph act, but most of all I enjoy forcing numerous nervous perople into impromptu kicklines... Dunno if I can make it that far, though. Unfortunate. Oh, wait.... you want ideas, not help. Idea: Find a good makeup artist and have them m...

Happy Holidays from CONTESSA....

And her perky (o)(0). (lopsided?!)

May you have a boobielicious day full of vodka!

Apey- I'm underage and so my mom is going. I live on my own, though, so she's aware that I'm completely responsible for myself (after three years of living out of the house, she's finally learned). I *could* just do everything without her, but I deiceded to include her. I stage conversations, about ...

Yeah, get a daddy.
And two children.
And a mistress.
And her 9 children.

OOooh, that was cold hearted.

I like it, though! Congrats on your ideas.

One eye, sweetie, your joke made me laugh rather heartily.

As for my picture, I don't know how to shrink pictures on my mac. I can just crop them. They entire thing is me and my gypsy friend. (In our busker glory).

:roll:

I did that at the high school group at some random church yesterday.

**russia

Note to you: Visit russian 100 years ago.

[quote="Elliot"]:D
Who was born on January 7?


:D[/quote]
The Russian Orthodox Calendar is 13 days ahead. Or.... before, I guess. It's Christmas!

And we all should know by now.... the old russians are ALWAYS right

Happy hella birthday, my dear sweet love!

OH!!!! And I will most definatly be by the b(o)(o)by bar.
I'm looking forward to it.

You all are welcome to sharpie me... weather or not my shoes come off. I support using the body as a canvas.

:)

The La Contessa!! How beautiful! I don't think I'm as pretty as a ship, though. The camping situation is all figured out, and I may have some grand friends from school coming to join us.... and whoever else. This is a stunningly hilarious thread, I must say. Merry effing christmas to all of you who ...

Many thanks sent to all of you. I've spoken with my mother, and as I've been away at art school school fo three years doing god knows what, she and I have decided (also after careful reading of the relationship survival guide) to camp alone and camp together. Because I can't help myself from creatin...

Good evening, lovers of all forms! :oops: I'm almost embaressed to proceed in this topic, and I don't know why, but here it goes. I will be attending with my mother. She is a bit.... shy/tentative about the whole thing, but in her heart she knows that she should go and be herself for one wek of her ...