what.

Hey! *ptuh!*

That's not "almond"!

The "Costume Contest" at the gate was so lame and arbitrary. I just wore a Burning Man T-shirt, a red wedding shirt and my dusty old shemagh, and the gal at the booth said she was too tired to argue and she let me in as "costumed". I think she needed a foot massage from U.D. I've been to dozens of D...

Why the hate?

Please don't hate me because I am a sock.

Ugly Dougly wrote:Sometimes I'm so bored that I plonk my own sock.

And I will never forgive you for that Dougly.

John, I am one of your biggest fans.

Can you just KILL A SOCK????!

That idea is truly frightening to me....

AbercrombieHawtie wrote:wow looks like a great time...thanks for sharing!

Thank you for your ads!

sock puppet wrote:You mean I spent all that time making this account for nothing?!

We can sock each other off.

Yeah, I like socks, but too many people get sock accounts just so they can be assholes and get away with it.

We always have room at Sock Puppet Camp!

I am collecting pairs of European nudist girls.

Please join us!

Sheva, you're welcome to join me at my camp. We will not plan to have sweaty sex.

What's a "staff burner"? Something exciting?

after much deliberation on what to post about, i have decided to make a vanity thread. post your favorite picture of yourself. im the fatty in the foreground clutching the phallic symbol. this picture was taken at a full moon gathering in the Mojave outside Los Angeles. How vain can you be if you'r...

Thanks for the pointers apple sauce!

I like you, Arri. Wow, I really have some of you scared out of your minds. And all it took was to point out something good. Very Interesting. Yes very interesting indeed. What a bunch of scared little bullies they turned out to be. As for you Toolmaker the "hang yourself" reference. I will reserve t...

seelivemusic wrote:

Ugly Dougly wrote:

Fire_Moose wrote: 1. What is the best way to spin off a freshly dipped staff?

I usually wipe it on the curtain.

I like socks.

Are you dating?

And, as has been written here (by Crypto, I think) the water from the water truck is taken from a nearby spring/aquifer (Frog Pond.) It's natural but it's not potable. That is, good enough to keep the dust down on the roads but I'd think twice before showering in it. I think that people swim in Fro...

I'm sure you can come up with dumber questions. Try!

cowboyangel wrote:God believes in me now.

Fixed.

They shoot commercials on the playa, don't they?

It's not all it's quacked up to be.

Looks like Michael Hunt.

This is right up my alley!

You can lead a horse to water...
...but if he's not thirsty you get kicked in the teeth.

I'm dancing, I'm dancing, geez!

Can I have some meds too?

This is my favorite thread!
I'm going to book-mark it.

sounds like they're practicing pschotherapy without a license

i use that stuff for mouthwash, go ahead mom