can you make a sandwich out of marklar?

he's invisible

WAK!!! (urrrrrpp)

Duh!!! B(0)(0)BYBAR!!!!

Where everybody knows your naaame.

And they're always glad you caaame.

you turned your cat into a sock puppet? Hmmmmmm... Okay, we've got this little ant problem at work, and it's in the window at the slap table. This also happens to be where we keep the screens we cook the pizzas on. When I come on first thing in the morning, sometimes there'll be a lot of them. I cal...

I feel like a lame duck...would someone shoot me? Oh, S#!t...that's my avatar, nevermind... 2000 posts, that's like one every three days!!!!weeeeak!! Back to your discussion. [/size] oh, btw to fishy, I have this friend who (I guess{no really}) looks like my {twin}brother, is waaaay smarter than me...

Do I flirt?!?! That might not be the proper question...Perrrrrrhaps it should be AM I a flirt ( habitual or otherwise frequent)? I simply cannot HELP but engage my interest in those I find interesting, esPECially when it's obvious (to myself AND others) that this person of INterest has show the sam...

My true dream is for NATIONALISM to be no more. I really DON'T CARE what country belongs to whom, or what the leading politicos believe. It reflects not a bit of MY beliefs. Culture is the only thing that matters, and culture belongs to the people who populate it. When you're immersed in a particula...

Yaaay, all bar peeps. I do wish that anyone who takes issue with someone would message directly , rather than soil the bar with nonsense. I'm not, and never will claim to be, righteous ... but I do occasionally ROCK!!!! I will be willing to enter any moderated discussion that anyone chooses to join ...

Thanks, Shoegirl. All bar peeps rock the known world. I swear this was my best burn EVER!!!

http://onthehouse.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/phillipe_cocktails.jpg http://i.ivillage.com/PP/dailyindulgences/Batch4MT/PP_Cocktails_325.jpg http://www.surreycc.gov.uk/SCCWebsite/SCCWSImages.nsf/WebLookupImageByUNID/docidB5EAF5EE1418616A8025715C003678DF/$FILE/Cocktail-glasses.gif Drinks all ro...

Here's one thing. Many of us who work the event (in whatever capacity) do feel we've earned a little something extra. Especially since many of us have had to forego the normal methods of taking care of oneself, and have (sometimes repeatedly) left jobs in order to be able to dedicate a month of that...

(Duck shoots in and smacks jewel*** and pinemom on the ass then ducks out as toolmaker is picking up a 7 foot sturgeon)

smack

smack

Here we go, again. http://www.kcc.zaq.ne.jp/tsusan/docu0012.jpg http://www.kcc.zaq.ne.jp/tsusan/docu0012.jpg http://www.kcc.zaq.ne.jp/tsusan/docu0012.jpg http://www.kcc.zaq.ne.jp/tsusan/docu0012.jpg http://www.kcc.zaq.ne.jp/tsusan/docu0012.jpg http://www.kcc.zaq.ne.jp/tsusan/docu0012.jpg http://www....

Yaaaayyyy!!!! Hi, Tish, Mozy, B.C. I'm loading firewood onto the roof.

Hey, man -I'll have a quick drink with ya, I was checkin out this other thread real quick, then I gotta get back to it. This chair is killing me. Here we go. http://www.kcc.zaq.ne.jp/tsusan/docu0012.jpg http://www.kcc.zaq.ne.jp/tsusan/docu0012.jpg http://www.kcc.zaq.ne.jp/tsusan/docu0012.jpg http://...

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Get me one o dem dere lexiiii, 'n we'll see what we can do to it in a weekend. Hehehehe. [/size] http://www.car-accidents.com/2006-Auto-pics/2-20-06.jpg http://www.darchtimes.com/blog/oct2005/crash.jpg http://www.operations.mod.uk/fresco/images/13nov_crawley1.jpg

(Duck walks in, sniffs the air and lights a HUGE sage , drops it on the ground and begins to dance around and through the smoke, chanting the same thing over and over.) Heya heya . heya heya ayma ayma ayma ayma essa essa essa essa uuuuuuuola ola uuuuuuuola ola

Well, kids. I gotta go. Hopefully I'll be chatting more frequently soon. Love Y'all.

Yeah, I'll second that notion. Glad to see you, Jewel***.

People have been walking the earth just about long enough to get a peek at the end coming when it does. We may well see our huge backward step as it comes at us. Question is, will the apes be able to figure out we were here?

YAY!!! Pictures!!!!

Lots of great suggestions here. I'd say the only way to do it right is to try them all within the first two days, then go take a nap. Also, paint in big black letters down the side of your RV "Fuck You". People will think you're DPW and won't try to make you take responsibility for anything you do.

Just burnin' some bridges.

Oh, hey, all!!

(Runs in holding large poster tube) http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=gerlach,+nevada&ie=UTF8&t=h&om=1&z=19&ll=40.762199,-119.220792&spn=0.000957,0.002682&iwloc=A Here we are!!! (Unrolls and sprays adhesive then sticks to back of back room, runs out) (runs back in) Scroll over to see us up clo...

Sorry, but I gotta say that I HATE those goddarned things. If the motor's good, then turn it to some other practical purpose, besides wheeling some lazy single person around. A good purpose for small gas motors is to power blowers for BIG fires. Think about it, hit me back if you need help.

I'm gonna find out, by God. I've got my app. into Memphis Minnie's, and they do the full real deal. All their sauces are from scratch, and they do represent for Texas (as well as South Carolina and another....hmmm... state). All I can say is, if they can take the time and effort to cook their briske...

Marijuana is a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. You can vote on it all you want, Federal Law supersedes State Law in all cases, up to and including medical weed. Good luck. Corected Heli's misspellings (were you stoned?), and have to say"Go get 'em!!" California has decent ...