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by Samasutra
Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:42 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Share with me ur past Bman stories
Replies: 19
Views: 3580

Re: A free spirit blew through camp

*She* came into camp carrying just a funnel attached to a hose. A beautiful dark haired irish lassie (thick brogue), wearing only panties and hiking boots and very very drunk. She offered beer bongs to the guys...of course they provide the beer, she drank some and then she would have them kneel bef...
by Samasutra
Fri Aug 07, 2009 2:01 am
Forum: Building Camps & Villages
Topic: anyone think this would work?
Replies: 57
Views: 13572

Thanks for posting the dimensions above. I think this is exactly what I am looking for. I bought a screen tent from target and a lovely lady gifted me 12 candy caned rebar stakes, but the screen tent thing just didn't seem right. Since it will be just my sister and I, we need something easy and fas...
by Samasutra
Sat Aug 01, 2009 7:19 pm
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: Dust getting into my vehicle's engine???
Replies: 11
Views: 1382

Yes, that's why smart people don't go to Burning Man anymore. You should be more concerned with playa dust blowing into your nose and wrecking your brain... just sayin.
by Samasutra
Sat Aug 01, 2009 5:19 pm
Forum: Clothing & Playawear
Topic: Zippers and Playa dust
Replies: 8
Views: 1846

It's just a matter of lubing the zipper back up after the dust has caked into it. Olive oil has done the trick for me. I wear boots with zippers everyday out there and when I get home I have 2-3 zippers that need some love. Olive oil is great.
by Samasutra
Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:40 pm
Forum: Get Involved Year-Round
Topic: Techno
Replies: 40
Views: 43964

pandasex wrote: I was like a dog chasing cars on a freeway
That sounds messy... :?
by Samasutra
Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:34 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Share with me ur past Bman stories
Replies: 19
Views: 3580

i ended up alone and away from my camp and friends one night. danced to Anasia as she banged out some incredible sounds i had never heard before. behind the stage on a dusty bed i shared a joint with 6 girls i had never met and quietly listened to them openly talk about their childhood memories. ev...
by Samasutra
Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:25 am
Forum: 2009 Theme Camps
Topic: Camp of the Living Dead (C.O.L.D.)
Replies: 36
Views: 6384

Conclave of Louche Degenerates
by Samasutra
Wed Jul 29, 2009 10:42 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Help on planning etc
Replies: 13
Views: 1435

Simon, I guess you want someone to ask, So I'll do it.. Why specifically are you not going?? There I did it.. Your turn... :shock: :wink: :wink: *waits in corner for either a snark blast or a genuine answer* I am pretty green on these message boards and am just beginning to understand Simon's well ...
by Samasutra
Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:56 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Help on planning etc
Replies: 13
Views: 1435

dont go, it's a waste of your time and money, which is why i wont be attending this year. Simon, I guess you want someone to ask, So I'll do it.. Why specifically are you not going?? There I did it.. Your turn... :shock: :wink: :wink: *waits in corner for either a snark blast or a genuine answer* I...
by Samasutra
Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:14 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: How to tie knots
Replies: 12
Views: 1307

These knots are better:
http://www.knottyboys.com/
by Samasutra
Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:42 pm
Forum: 2009 Theme
Topic: Return ratio
Replies: 142
Views: 39908

Thanks Unjon. No stress, no baggage, most certainly not around Burning Man! And spankings are most often a very good thing. :wink:
by Samasutra
Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:03 pm
Forum: 2009 Theme
Topic: Return ratio
Replies: 142
Views: 39908

I will be 25 years old for the 2009 burn and this will be my fifth year. It would have been my 6th if in 2005 I wasn't still nursing my now ex-boyfriend's wounds about running off without him in 2004. What?? He would have been the biggest douche of all douches.. the playa was happier without him.
by Samasutra
Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:28 pm
Forum: Building Camps & Villages
Topic: anyone think this would work?
Replies: 57
Views: 13572

Do it, do it, do it. I can't say enough good things about this shade structure. Cheap, easy to set up and extremely sturdy. The quick to set up aspect was a very nice bonus for me last year. In 2007 I attempted to set up a carport with two other people and it ended up taking us 2 hours. By the end o...
by Samasutra
Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:43 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Snakes?
Replies: 18
Views: 3633

OK, no cutting, no sucking and no constricting. Got it. Thanks Phil! :D
by Samasutra
Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:35 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Snakes?
Replies: 18
Views: 3633

I love horny lizards! Err.. umm, I mean horned lizards.
by Samasutra
Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:25 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Favorite spray sunscreen
Replies: 30
Views: 4637

Fill up a spray bottle with hippo sweat, you'll be good to go.
http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2009/03/1 ... en-02.html
by Samasutra
Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:11 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Snakes?
Replies: 18
Views: 3633

I was just surprised to see it on 3 different packing lists. I guess I shouldn't be shocked that some people are ignorant or just plain bonkers. Maybe the snake bite kit is for all of the other venomous creatures on the playa.
by Samasutra
Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:45 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Snakes?
Replies: 18
Views: 3633

Snakes?

I have been reading other Burners "what to bring" lists and I have seen "snake bite kit" more than once. What is this about? I can't imagine that they are actually snakes on the playa. What the hell would they eat?? Other than the occasional fried burner of course...
by Samasutra
Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:36 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Hippies on the Increase call for some Creative Thinking.
Replies: 263
Views: 40263

Simon of the Playa wrote:http://peterman.net/r.php?p=2569
You forgot spayed and neutered.
by Samasutra
Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:28 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Hippies on the Increase call for some Creative Thinking.
Replies: 263
Views: 40263

Hippy fumes are causing global warming.. ironic.
by Samasutra
Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:00 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: What foods are best for the playa????
Replies: 104
Views: 34860

I don't drink beer EVER in the default world, but for some reason around day 4-5 on the playa, I am fiending for a nice cold one.
by Samasutra
Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:47 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: Hello and Welcome... What's your name? Tell me about You...
Replies: 5444
Views: 772039

My name is Samantha and I have been a reader of eplaya for a few years but don't post as much as I should. This year will be my 5th at BM. I think about it everyday for about 6 months beforehand, its a sickness, and I got it bad. I am from Los Angeles but my home is San Francisco and I am currently ...
by Samasutra
Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:26 pm
Forum: 2009 Theme Camps
Topic: Psychoanalysis Camp
Replies: 2
Views: 828

Worse than the amish?? Oh Simon.. you just like the whole corporal punishment thing, dontcha?
by Samasutra
Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:11 pm
Forum: 2009 Theme Camps
Topic: On the hunt for a chiled, love-filled San Francisco camp
Replies: 20
Views: 3469

Sexy Barbarella alien, stinky pig dog face... who cares, if it comes with chocolate spankings I'm in.
by Samasutra
Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:42 pm
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: How much walking is involved at camp?
Replies: 31
Views: 3235

Re: How much walking is involved at camp?

Hi everyone! This is going to be my first time coming to Burning Man, really looking forward to it. However, I've got one concern--I have a bad ankle problem and I really can't walk very far distances. I'm not disabled and I don't have a permit/don't intend to bring a vehicle. How large/extensive i...
by Samasutra
Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:28 pm
Forum: Power & Electronics
Topic: Almost affordable bike-spoke LEDs
Replies: 37
Views: 7065

gyre wrote:They look interesting.
I saw porta-potties lit with these at Transformus.
A nice feature.
very nice indeed... this way you can better see the steaming pile you are about to step in.
by Samasutra
Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:18 pm
Forum: Building Camps & Villages
Topic: Tent porn...
Replies: 17
Views: 5017

hey...wheres the porn?! :x
by Samasutra
Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:49 am
Forum: Building Camps & Villages
Topic: anyone think this would work?
Replies: 57
Views: 13572

Re: anyone think this would work?

http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=10993628#ProductDetail i doubt i will get it.. but it seems like a pretty neat investment. I used this exact shade structure last year and loved it. We will be bringing it again this year for sure. It is incredibly easy to set up, my boyfriend an...
by Samasutra
Thu May 14, 2009 4:34 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Silence my generator!
Replies: 30
Views: 7081

Oh sheesh.. was that a joke that flew right over my head? :oops: I am pretty sure that the only way the sugar will silence my generator is by breaking the shit out of it... ......sharp as a watermellon................... just add vodka :wink: Watermelon, (just one L by the way) vodka, party blender...
by Samasutra
Thu May 14, 2009 3:58 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Silence my generator!
Replies: 30
Views: 7081

justfred wrote:Mixing the fuel 50/50 with sugar does a good job of silencing most generators.
Oh sheesh.. was that a joke that flew right over my head? :oops:
I am pretty sure that the only way the sugar will silence my generator is by breaking the shit out of it...

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