*She* came into camp carrying just a funnel attached to a hose. A beautiful dark haired irish lassie (thick brogue), wearing only panties and hiking boots and very very drunk. She offered beer bongs to the guys...of course they provide the beer, she drank some and then she would have them kneel bef...

Thanks for posting the dimensions above. I think this is exactly what I am looking for. I bought a screen tent from target and a lovely lady gifted me 12 candy caned rebar stakes, but the screen tent thing just didn't seem right. Since it will be just my sister and I, we need something easy and fas...

Yes, that's why smart people don't go to Burning Man anymore. You should be more concerned with playa dust blowing into your nose and wrecking your brain... just sayin.

It's just a matter of lubing the zipper back up after the dust has caked into it. Olive oil has done the trick for me. I wear boots with zippers everyday out there and when I get home I have 2-3 zippers that need some love. Olive oil is great.

pandasex wrote: I was like a dog chasing cars on a freeway

That sounds messy...

i ended up alone and away from my camp and friends one night. danced to Anasia as she banged out some incredible sounds i had never heard before. behind the stage on a dusty bed i shared a joint with 6 girls i had never met and quietly listened to them openly talk about their childhood memories. ev...

Conclave of Louche Degenerates

Simon, I guess you want someone to ask, So I'll do it.. Why specifically are you not going?? There I did it.. Your turn... :shock: :wink: :wink: *waits in corner for either a snark blast or a genuine answer* I am pretty green on these message boards and am just beginning to understand Simon's well ...

dont go, it's a waste of your time and money, which is why i wont be attending this year. Simon, I guess you want someone to ask, So I'll do it.. Why specifically are you not going?? There I did it.. Your turn... :shock: :wink: :wink: *waits in corner for either a snark blast or a genuine answer* I...

These knots are better:
http://www.knottyboys.com/

Thanks Unjon. No stress, no baggage, most certainly not around Burning Man! And spankings are most often a very good thing.

I will be 25 years old for the 2009 burn and this will be my fifth year. It would have been my 6th if in 2005 I wasn't still nursing my now ex-boyfriend's wounds about running off without him in 2004. What?? He would have been the biggest douche of all douches.. the playa was happier without him.

Do it, do it, do it. I can't say enough good things about this shade structure. Cheap, easy to set up and extremely sturdy. The quick to set up aspect was a very nice bonus for me last year. In 2007 I attempted to set up a carport with two other people and it ended up taking us 2 hours. By the end o...

OK, no cutting, no sucking and no constricting. Got it. Thanks Phil!

I love horny lizards! Err.. umm, I mean horned lizards.

Fill up a spray bottle with hippo sweat, you'll be good to go.
http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2009/03/1 ... en-02.html

I was just surprised to see it on 3 different packing lists. I guess I shouldn't be shocked that some people are ignorant or just plain bonkers. Maybe the snake bite kit is for all of the other venomous creatures on the playa.

I have been reading other Burners "what to bring" lists and I have seen "snake bite kit" more than once. What is this about? I can't imagine that they are actually snakes on the playa. What the hell would they eat?? Other than the occasional fried burner of course...

Simon of the Playa wrote:http://peterman.net/r.php?p=2569

You forgot spayed and neutered.

Hippy fumes are causing global warming.. ironic.

I don't drink beer EVER in the default world, but for some reason around day 4-5 on the playa, I am fiending for a nice cold one.

My name is Samantha and I have been a reader of eplaya for a few years but don't post as much as I should. This year will be my 5th at BM. I think about it everyday for about 6 months beforehand, its a sickness, and I got it bad. I am from Los Angeles but my home is San Francisco and I am currently ...

Worse than the amish?? Oh Simon.. you just like the whole corporal punishment thing, dontcha?

Sexy Barbarella alien, stinky pig dog face... who cares, if it comes with chocolate spankings I'm in.

Hi everyone! This is going to be my first time coming to Burning Man, really looking forward to it. However, I've got one concern--I have a bad ankle problem and I really can't walk very far distances. I'm not disabled and I don't have a permit/don't intend to bring a vehicle. How large/extensive i...

gyre wrote:They look interesting.
I saw porta-potties lit with these at Transformus.
A nice feature.

very nice indeed... this way you can better see the steaming pile you are about to step in.

hey...wheres the porn?!

http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=10993628#ProductDetail i doubt i will get it.. but it seems like a pretty neat investment. I used this exact shade structure last year and loved it. We will be bringing it again this year for sure. It is incredibly easy to set up, my boyfriend an...

Oh sheesh.. was that a joke that flew right over my head? :oops: I am pretty sure that the only way the sugar will silence my generator is by breaking the shit out of it... ......sharp as a watermellon................... just add vodka :wink: Watermelon, (just one L by the way) vodka, party blender...

justfred wrote:Mixing the fuel 50/50 with sugar does a good job of silencing most generators.

Oh sheesh.. was that a joke that flew right over my head? :oops:
I am pretty sure that the only way the sugar will silence my generator is by breaking the shit out of it...