Even with 4 years of college, I still can't get a degree in being a degenerate loser. Damn, and I come from a long list of degenerate losers!

Hmmmmm, what ia the one thing you should experience? Wow you leave yourself open for such a ton of snark! I'm impressed how nice and well behaved everyone is being.

Welcome! I am in my early 50s and hung out this year with a young lady in her mid 20s for a week. It was, and still is, incredible. I am a firm believer that age, is for the most part, all in your mind. What is in your heart is what matters the most. Keep an open mind, for it is a beautiful thing.

DM, you are a wonderful person. What a beautiful picture.

No worries about finding your friends. By the end of the week you will have like 50,000 new friends.

Hey Happy, Please excuse me but I just have to ask; do you have six little friends and do you know Snow White? LOL Have a great time at the burn and read everything you can before going.

I have a shower but you had better not drop the soap.

Hey Justin, There are some conservatives that like to party on the playa. Last year I found Bush at BM

Go with no expectations, have fun.

It's hard to eat bacon on the playa with out some PBR!

Where do I sign up?

Throw in a PBR and some bacon and you have a deal my friend.

Sounds good, I love to be played with.

Hey Malakai it just so happens that $800.00 is just what it costs for the special Canadian pass to get on to the playa. please send it to me now and I will ship out your pass. Best do it before they sell out. Welcome to eplaya Malakai. See ya in the dust.

I like Simon's menu the best

EMT - Electrical Metallic Tubing or Emergency Medical Technician. The Electrical Metallic Tubing works a lot better at holding up shade structures than do Emergency Medical Technicians. Ya need to feed the Techs.

When I first read your post I thought you said "having a ball tying". Sorry I got excited. Welcome to eplaya. Be sure to read the first timers guide several times.

Hey fishy, I truly do admire and respect you so I will tell you it is not your hairstyle it is your fish lips. Just kidding, I think everyone is sleeping and well for jk we all know what he is doing.

That's great MartyZion, I have some tom cans. We should get my cans with your cans and we can have tom and jerry cans. Welcome MartyZion

Hey irishgirl, Don't worry the crew will be there waiting for you. Just show up and have a good time. Oh don't forget to bring some bacon. It is a good way to meet friends.

Welcome and now you have about 50,000 new friends

Darn I missed that. Thank you OED for correcting me. Maybe I should be spanked. Please!

WARNING: THREAD DRIFT - THREAD DRIFT Take cover Will Robinson

Thank you JK I feel so much better now Welcome dubovitch. I agree with JK couchsurfing may be the best way to go. See ya in the dust, oh and be sure to bring out some bacon.

What's up JK, no welcome?

Oh yes, bullhorns and the smell of bacon frying. What a wonderful way to be woken up after a hard night of partying.

Thanks GA for the info on the monkey light. The web site has some great info and picts. See ya in the dust.

Your bike is a beauty. I have a beach cruiser as well and it was a bit hard riding last year because of the conditions. I hope that this year the playa packs down more but it is what it will be. I see a propane bottle in the pict. Are you adding some flame effects?

I have heard that size does matter!

One of my favorite things to do is to sit around a camp fire make smores and shoot hippies with paintballs. Oh yah the fun times. Dance you hippy dance.