You can take your dad to "Watch Your Father Fuck" Camp......he will have a great time......you....
.not so much

I have a love/hate relationship with gifts. I don't like to receive gifts...ever. No christmas, no birthday. Burningman is the only place that I may accept a gift...... As far as giving gifts.....I make jewelry that I make only to give away at the burn. I carry said jewelry around in a bag that I in...

Ya.....we have decoder rings........but our decoder rings came from boxes of Captain Crunch.........no Cap'n Crunch here.....

Does your camp have “Secret Codes?” You know the codes your camp uses to talk to each other so that no one else who isn’t from your camp knows what you are talking about…… Here are a few of our “Secret Codes”: 1. 38: If you hear someone say “38” in our camp it means a good looking girl is walking by...

My first Burn in 2001 I really noticed the smell of people out on the playa……..some bad, but most really yummy. Here are a list of smells that give me playa flashbacks: Wood Smoke Port-o-Potty Blue Water Smell Red Bull Cigarette Smoke Certain Perfume Smells…….I have no idea the names I smell...

I think that art like Bliss Dance and Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro are worth having out at Burning Man every year. Yes, I do put Bliss Dance and Barbie Death Camp in the same level of art…….why…….because they both make me smile. Being an artist myself, I LOVE art that gets a response from...

I for one thought that the banners on the Burning Man home pager were funny as hell. They broke the 3rd commandment (principle) Decommodification In order to preserve the spirit of gifting, our community seeks to create social environments that are unmediated by commercial sponsorships, transactions...

Seeing that I really don’t actually know most people that go to or work to put on Burning Man; I would like to take this opportunity to thank those of you that I will never meet for things you have done……. Thanks for the GREAT April Fool’s joke you pulled by putting Home Depot, Walmart a Vic...

2001 was my first burn…..I knew I was coming back when I left the store in Empire and leading me to the playa was two Volkswagen bugs that had been remade to look like flying saucers. I arrived on the Saturday before the burn……I picked a campsite among the large nothing that was there……I g...

Yo Doc, 1974 was a bad year for music…..here is a small list of hit songs from 1974 Beach Baby, First Class Clap For The Wolfman, Guess Who My Girl Bill, Jim Stafford I'm Leaving It All Up To You, Donny & Marie Osmond Please Come To Boston, Dave Loggins Leave Me Alone (Ruby Red Dress), Helen Reddy...

BMIR is the BEST!!! There is nothing worse than having to work during Burning Man…..but, there is nothing better than listening to BMIR when you have to work during Burning Man……..there is one thing better……that’s listing to BMIR out on the playa………..

I am one of those humans whose work doesn’t stop when I go to bed. By the time I wake up in the morning I have at least 10 e-mails from people all over the world that need something from me. That said; when I go to Burning Man EVERYONE knows that from date X to date Y I am out of cell phone and co...

Do They Know It's Christmas?

You Light Up My Life

I Touch Myself

Sometimes When We Touch

Afternoon Delight

Ebony and Ivory

You guys do remember that Burning Man is an event that you purchase a ticket to attend; not unlike a football game. You buy a ticket from BMorg and they let you into Black Rock City. So, really it’s not OUR city it’s THERE city. They mark out the city, fill in some infrastructure, tell theme cam...

Timothy was written by Rupert Holmes, who in addition to his hit "Escape (The Pina Colada Song). Even though Billy Ray Cyrus took credit for writing Achy Breaky Heart when he released it…..it was actually written by a drywaller from New Jersey who had released the song locally in NJ a couple of ye...

This is a place where you can tell us of STUPID things that you or others you know have done; where there was a lesson learned…….or not……….. I’ll go first……. (Please know that my nephew I’m writing about was allowed to only spend one night at home by himself before he went off to c...

Dad: “I’m going to go see a man about a dog.â€

This is the place for you to record those little tidbits of knowledge that your Father, Mother, Uncle, Auntie, Sister, Brother, Mother-in-Law or Father-in-Law have said………

I’ll go first……….

Father: “Do you know what Thought did? Thought, thought he wet his pants; but never.â€

I would rather hang out with my dog than most people

Being a Greeter scares the shit out of me because I have to be nice to people…..well maybe

I forget most people’s names before they are done telling it to me

I find nighttime at Burning Man to be really boring and the daytime really fun

Grumpy

Was once cute…..now squiggy around the edges

Sarcastic

One of the things I LOVE about Burning Man is the bad air quality. I live in Seattle, where the air is ok; there is no cigarette smoke because it’s against the law to smoke inside. I love it that you can actually smell people at Burning Man. They get sweaty and smell…..some smell really bad and ...

I know ALL of you know this already…….but ANYONE in a KILT is a narc………………you did know this….....didn’t you ?

My wife’s idea of going to Burning Man is meeting me in Reno when I come out……….it’s nice.

Since the “cluesâ€

What does C.f.M stand for?

Certified Facility Manager

Creepy Fucking Monkey

Christian Family Movement

Cuddly Frankenstein’s Monster

C.f.M. just tell him you will perfect the triple twisting dismount he has been asking for; and he will do anything for you……….have you forgotten that guys will do anything for sex………..you could have your girl card taken away for this…………

I tell people that I like to go to Burning Man by myself and I don’t go with anyone; it has nothing to do with them. I do camp with people once I get there, but the trip there and back is my time alone, just me and the road. I came to this conclusion after taking someone. We rode together, I reali...

I have been an artist since forever, but had gotten away from making anything…..that was until I went to Burning Man in 2001. It was like I had been shocked……the result is that I built a studio in my house an am constantly working on art project. As far as showing…….I love that I can bring...

Every society has to have a “lowerâ€

We had 2 of my wife’s sisters and a couple of their kids over………the older “kidâ€