alright im just gonna clear this up.im barely 20 so i guess im kind of dumb right? the reason i posted this is because we have two weeks to leave.We are getting evicted because my roomate got robbed and the landlord wants everyone out.I panicked because we literally have been here for a week.so im ...

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Speedy recovery, Toolmaker!! I got bitten in the hand like that a few years back but thank God didn't get a staph infection, though I know friends who got them. Hopefully this treatment will do the trick for you! I totally agree with having to watch the hospital nurses with the meds! My ex has been ...

go with flow

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Dave, you're not well yet. You mean a FUCKING photo? LOL

I would love to fucking see that too.

Yeah, those were the days, Monkeypoo!

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Oh, I'm fucking lightened up and fine now that we're all "clear."

Hopefully Dave ends up "clear," too. They tend to "offer" that fucking procedure as a matter of course these days . . .

I'm fine. Now that we're all "clear."

Perfectly Marvelous!

Maybe they could wheel in a fucking canister of nitrous, Dave!

I feel fucking sorry for my Family for the next 2 days.. I'm on a fucking clear diet until 11a.m. Monday... argggggg Oh yea, I get the fucking camera up the poop chute.... Turned 51 and see what happens.... So don't worry about me, worry about my family cuz they are going to fucking hate me.... :sh...

I like to randomly drop off a CD of their entire secret OT Levels in front of any of several local 'churches.' Multiple thousands of pages of some of the silliest bullshit written by a dead, hack science fiction writer. It can get especially entertaining on weekends where they hang out in the downt...

I've been audited at least three times--maybe four, don't quite remember. One or two were in the days when you could just bring all your receipts with you in a big box and give them to the agent --they never found any discrepancies because they never wanted to take the time to sort through all the ...

Does anyone know where I could find quality canvas fabric with a black and white pattern? Such as stars, hearts, clouds, or something similar? I want to make a purse with it. .. Any idea?? - Hill For that amount of canvas, I'd go to a regular fabric store such as JoAnn's and get plain canvas. Then ...

Hell, and fuck! I'd file for an extension and then try to get copies of the receipts later. It would be worth it, I think. If you paid by check or credit card, you have some kind of proof, anyway. Good fucking luck.

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True! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!

TPBM is pretty sure they can't top THAT bit of good news!

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I agree with this idea. Isn't it time we quit looking to our youth as inspiration for everything? I mean really! What do they know? They think they are wild, original, cutting edge with their ideas and actions... It's all been done before. Bring it on Grandparents! Show us you know what's up. Okay....

That's so wonderful!

That's good to know, folks!

Now, I'm talking out of my ass here, but I pray that any and all who know Larry will get on the hotline to him and make the wires buzz. Surely he has contacts with movers and shakers or knows people who do -- some business or somebody with an airplane who at least has the self-serving need to genera...

Shambala wrote:Thanks a lot Sail Man! I needed you to bring my little boo-boo up again like a needed a hole in the head!

Sorry it was a hard time in your lives! I graduated from high school in '70 and was in college until '74 -- a particularly WONDERFUL time for writers and for music in genreral !!!!!! In '74, I had an avocado refrigerator and HATED it, so I spray painted it. I don't think that color came about "autom...

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littleflower wrote:that's so embarrassing ...

Embarrassment can be fun.

OMG. I see it now...the "Embarrassment Thread"

Oh, dear gawd. I'll bet we can all go past 10,000 with THAT!

AND HE NAILS THE END OF THE SONG. LISTEN TO THE WHOLE THING!

Yeah! He really DID nail that well!!!!

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but of course . . .

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