The Kingdom of Loafington is a Sovereign State. Black Rock City ends at our borders. We play by our own rules. They are: Radical Exclusion No one may become a Loyal Subject, that is to say a Serf, without first becoming initiated into the Order of the Space Monkey, which requires the Sponsorship of ...

Sir Sockpuppet, I must see to affiars aboard the Victoriana's Revenge to prepare for our next voyage. I will answer all of your inquiries upon my return. In the meantime and for reasons of obscurity the attached video should explain some of our technology (witchcraft) in detail. Regards, Commodore ...

Ah, I should have said "lighter than air craft". It is pure witchcraft I assure you. Should the Queen be into, shall we say, large insertions I am confident that we can come up with something. We are perfectly amenable to discussing the impending invasion over tea. :wink: DB Mr. Beben: Slackworthy ...