Oh hell yes I am coughing up black stuff

Well that was awesome!
Had a wicked time, now am completely confused with civilisation, take me back to the desert where things are sensible!

Fudgin' fudge yeah here we come!
Camp Rainbow Taser movin out, last day in the UK!! Maaaaahhh!!1one!1

Duct tape round the wheel face and greased rather than thin lube will help save your bearings Mark! On the other hand, youse Americans get skate stuff for half the price we do here so.... new bearings!! Wheeeee! I might try and pick up some offroad wheels for my longboard and have a skate around BM,...

Gyre: Yeah Miss Winehouse sparked out my friend but we put her in a vat of vegetable grease to calm her down... forgot to take her out... oops.... There roller girls? Is that as in roller derby? I've been wanting to see some roller derby for a few months now, it's not so popular out here. Bring it on!

Oh damn I love bloody marys. I always forget about them though until I have one and then I love them for a bit again, shlurp! Vinegar + water playa foot killa sounds good. I think I've still got some Glastonbury foot at the moment, so I wonder if I can mix the two and have inter-continental festival...

Oh dizammn, that's a well good idea.

I say... 30,000 of you, 6 of us? Must be Pimms o' clock!

Annd then everyone back to ours for a nice cup of tea and a biscuit!

w000t!

Hehehe oh yes I've seen that one! Tazers are funny! (Unless you're getting tazed....)

Hello hello, Thought I'd finally get around to signing up on here so I can ask a few questions at some point before all this BM madness kicks off! I and a group of chums will be winging our way across the pond to join you bunch of nutcases over at BM for a week of fun and good times. I've read endle...