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by cutmeoffandcallmeshorty
Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:00 am
Forum: 2011 Theme Camps
Topic: Desert Nomad themed camp
Replies: 20
Views: 2163

Desert Camp

Can I bring my friends from Blackwater / EO ? They have all the clothing and are oppressed desert dwellers and defenders of freedom.
They may even be able to get Tibet back for you.

Pleeeeeze.
by cutmeoffandcallmeshorty
Thu Nov 18, 2010 6:52 pm
Forum: Off-Playa Meetups
Topic: London Decom
Replies: 14
Views: 2508

[quote="Da Mule"]He seems to be an intentional asshat, but NYC Decom really was cancelled. :-([/quote]

Wow, A Talking Mule. I see another deep well in your future.
I guess that makes me a Psychic asshat.
by cutmeoffandcallmeshorty
Mon Nov 01, 2010 10:01 am
Forum: Building Camps & Villages
Topic: Any experience with ScrewPegs, Clip grommets?
Replies: 13
Views: 1904

Playa Staples

One word. PLAYA STAPLES.

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Ok, two words.

the best thing since Bacon.
by cutmeoffandcallmeshorty
Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:15 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The story behind your screen name?
Replies: 168
Views: 14228

True story, I swear. Back in 1987 I was working in Australlia in a cabinet shop as a bastard Carpenter. One day, 14th of July actually, I was working on an old bench planer running some boards through and the blade caught the front of my Levi's as I was reaching for the next board and almost severed...
by cutmeoffandcallmeshorty
Sun Oct 31, 2010 1:16 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Bay Area events and attractions Nov. 4 - 6?
Replies: 18
Views: 1051

Elliot.
I will make this short and sweet, The Oakland art walk AKA Oakland art murmur on Friday Nov 5th, Google it !

Best fun you can have and it's only once a month.

Pm me if you wanna come with us old fucks

Regards Shorty....
by cutmeoffandcallmeshorty
Sun Sep 26, 2010 3:01 am
Forum: Off-Playa Meetups
Topic: London Decom
Replies: 14
Views: 2508

London Decom

London Decom has been cancelled this year. It was to be held October 16th close to Covent Garden but has been relocated to Lille France.

No further information at this time.
by cutmeoffandcallmeshorty
Sun Sep 26, 2010 12:53 am
Forum: 2010 Theme
Topic: You Know you're a Burner when...
Replies: 74
Views: 12262

Fuck Tim

When your colleague warns his 4 year old daughter not to show off her pink mermaid kickboard to you a the pool, since you might steal it and take it to Burning Man.

True story. Only I wouldn't steal it... just ask politely to borrow it, so fuck you Tim.

Yeah, Fuck you Tim !
by cutmeoffandcallmeshorty
Sun Aug 22, 2010 2:46 am
Forum: 2010 Theme Camps
Topic: Anyone with extra early arrival passes?
Replies: 7
Views: 1347

Hi Folks. Long story short.
7 of our volunteers got shorted BM tickets on a big ass project in the Bay area that they worked on since March, To no fault their own but, We are Early Pass heavy and are looking for tickets, PM me if you are interested in a trade.
Thanks.....
by cutmeoffandcallmeshorty
Sat Jul 17, 2010 9:53 pm
Forum: 2010 Theme Camps
Topic: Black Rock Syndicate
Replies: 31
Views: 5081

For Fuck sake, bring back the Saturday disco gig, I was all excited there for just a minute whilst reading down the post,

Maybe if I wait a little longer it will turn into naked Panda wrestling or something.

Bring back the Disco or else! And I aint fucking around here.
by cutmeoffandcallmeshorty
Sun Jun 13, 2010 2:39 am
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Weird Q: what if you do have trouble with the LEOs
Replies: 60
Views: 7856

[quote="ygmir"][quote="Shambala"][quote="ygmir"]those perimeter folks are like tigers....[/quote] Hey yaggie, don't take offense, but you don't know what you're talking about with the perimeter people. They are more like emu's than tigers. Just look at the face and tell...
by cutmeoffandcallmeshorty
Sun Jun 13, 2010 2:26 am
Forum: 2011 Share Resources
Topic: Question about work spaces/art residencies for a foreigner.
Replies: 10
Views: 1908

http://blog.burningman.com/culture-art- ... f-big-art/

Check out the above link, This is located at "Big Art" American Steel in Oakland California, Artist space, Volunteer oppertunities and Were all Family !
by cutmeoffandcallmeshorty
Sat Apr 03, 2010 9:59 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I'll toss my own salad, THANK YOU !!!
Replies: 12
Views: 1131

Great, Now i'm hungry.
by cutmeoffandcallmeshorty
Sun Mar 28, 2010 12:08 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: DAMMIT BILL !!!
Replies: 663
Views: 81958

Who the fuck is Bill ?
by cutmeoffandcallmeshorty
Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:19 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS
Replies: 69
Views: 6006

New years resolution

Can't we just have Peace on Earth and Brotherly love.

And I hear that Hippies make good burning when you run out of firewoood!
by cutmeoffandcallmeshorty
Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:27 pm
Forum: 2011 Share Resources
Topic: SF Opera Sale - Utter fiasco - wasting your time
Replies: 11
Views: 2621

San Fran opera sale fuck up.

Jesus fucking christ! If you went 4 years ago and it was a fuck up then, Well, You should have remembered it would probably be the same again, Either you have short term memory loss or you doin way to many drugs. Come over to Oakland and I'll lend you a few guns. Go back there and teach those scream...
by cutmeoffandcallmeshorty
Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:14 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Good ppl of the Eplaya please help my pug
Replies: 18
Views: 1618

Pimp Doggie

Voted, Done !
Good luck....
by cutmeoffandcallmeshorty
Sun Oct 11, 2009 12:47 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: my Burning Man 2009 photos are here
Replies: 60
Views: 34689

Tristan

Very Cool photos. Thank you for sharing....
by cutmeoffandcallmeshorty
Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:38 pm
Forum: 2009 Art & Performance
Topic: Anybody seen my bike?
Replies: 19
Views: 3818

I dunno about "Love Missile" in them shorts, When I was next to you in the Porta Urinal It looked like a Peanut, Thank fuck there weren't any Elephants at BM this year otherwise he would have reached in there with his trunk and ripped the thing off ! Get with the program dude, Were looking...
by cutmeoffandcallmeshorty
Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:59 pm
Forum: 2009 Art & Performance
Topic: Anybody seen my bike?
Replies: 19
Views: 3818

You guys are fucked up !
help a brother out and look for his bike. I'll start, I looked in San Leandro California around my neighbourhood and it aint here.

Anybody else ????
by cutmeoffandcallmeshorty
Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:47 pm
Forum: 2009 Art & Performance
Topic: Anybody seen my bike?
Replies: 19
Views: 3818

Where's my fuckin Bike?

It's gone Dude, Get over it.

Can you let me back stage, My Girlfriend is in there, No can do ! Sorry dude, There are a lot of girlfriends back there.
by cutmeoffandcallmeshorty
Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:42 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: hello & MAKE SURE you drive carefully between BRC and Re
Replies: 15
Views: 1881

Aint dead yet !

Motorcycles aren't an insult, they're natural selection. Are still brain stains on the back of biagi trailer #840...they wash our trailers at the dock, so all our doors are dirty as fuck. I fucking hate motorcycles. Except for the harley riders, who appreciate their investment and old clunker riders...
by cutmeoffandcallmeshorty
Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:06 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Bye Bye.
Replies: 11
Views: 1856

Pussy! Your finger tips should be numb and split with gapeing wounds, Your nose should be still bleeding and you should have lost your voice around Thursday from the dust. Your feet should be burning and your eyelids swollen. This is before you indulged in any sort of alchohol or any other substance...
by cutmeoffandcallmeshorty
Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:28 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: hello & MAKE SURE you drive carefully between BRC and Re
Replies: 15
Views: 1881

You forgot "cocksuckers" and "Motherfuckers"
Ohh, I almost forgot. Motorcycles ! I guess someone has to shine the light, lead the way and set an example.
by cutmeoffandcallmeshorty
Thu Sep 10, 2009 11:03 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Got COUCH? San Francisco HOLLA
Replies: 8
Views: 844

Couch

Simon,
Give me a call if your stuck bro.
510- 469 8069
by cutmeoffandcallmeshorty
Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:38 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: hello & MAKE SURE you drive carefully between BRC and Re
Replies: 15
Views: 1881

Bumper Jumpers

[quote="Lucid484"]well i wasn't driving bumper to bumper on purpose but hell with people like you i think more people should be driving bumper to bumper...if there is a line of people doing the speed "LIMIT"...you should not be passing in the first place...if you can't safely pas...
by cutmeoffandcallmeshorty
Mon Sep 07, 2009 7:35 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: hello & MAKE SURE you drive carefully between BRC and Re
Replies: 15
Views: 1881

Tailgaters

i saw 3 trucks a car and a motorcycle pass a 6 car caravan (me included) on 447 and we did the speed limit the whole way.. .some people had to weave ina nd out of cars because of oncoming traffic....some were burners go figure!!!! and while leavin the playa i saw one car coming in doing the 10mph do...
by cutmeoffandcallmeshorty
Sun Aug 23, 2009 1:29 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I love you man.
Replies: 22
Views: 1413

Lipstick

Nuffin worse than a mule with lipstick.
It's almost as bad a s a sheep with lipstick.
Must be a Kiwi. That explains it all.

I luv Ewe to man.....

Shorty...
by cutmeoffandcallmeshorty
Sun Aug 16, 2009 1:34 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Shame on you Burning Man Organization.........
Replies: 187
Views: 32496

Camp

trenton"] Im poor and cant afford the new 60k RV I want. I lost relitives in Auswich can you dirty hippies talk BM into gifting me one or sell me one for say 20k ....... whats the difference.[/quote] I too lost a relative in Auswich during that horrible time in history. My Grandfather fell out ...
by cutmeoffandcallmeshorty
Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:52 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: $300 ticket for a meet/greet at BM???
Replies: 89
Views: 7717

Yo John Perry, Lets cut to the chase here and get to real issue here at hand. How much is it exactly to fuck on your jet ? Also can I bring my mate Simon and Goathead, Will there be room for the three of us and our three shiela's. That would make a total of Six, (Seven if you want to watch) Will we ...
by cutmeoffandcallmeshorty
Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:08 pm
Forum: 2009 Theme Camps
Topic: 2009 placement
Replies: 122
Views: 15917

Ah Fuck! I just received my rejection. Motherfuckers waited to send it out at 10.00 o clock on a Friday night, Sneaky Bastards.
This really sucks !!!! Now what the fuck do I do with 40 screaming smelly hippies?

Im fucked I tell you......

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