Dear evil angel, Clearly you need your sensory nodes checked. And in the meantime, you might adjust your cause-effect relationship chip. There seems to be some malfunction. Never taunt someone who knows the location of your bedroom window. And, in answer to your question, any transformation into th...

not the Morgan I know then, obviously..

figures there's more then one burner named Morgan in SC..

I think I know Morgan.. I'll see if I can find contact info for him...

Dear ER and ST...

How did Surley get to be so fucking CUTE?

-evil angel

Hey neighbors..

I was camped at the Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet.. we really enjoyed the music coming from the Golden Cafe across the street, along with the chainsaw margaritas..

. . DO ""NOT"" PUT BLEACH IN PEE WATER . The two mixed put off a deadly gas. And can blow up if the container is caped and shaken. d'oh.. good to know.. I guess a very dilute water bleach mix didn't get me into trouble, but I'd hate to come back to a tent full of exploded pee jug.. ick.. thanks for...

the mobile coffee bar was run by some friends of mine, I thought it was a great idea.. glad to hear that others enjoyed it :) Sometimes it's the little things that save you.. I brought 2 pair of sunglasses and 3 tubes of chapstick as I tend to lose those things and would be very sad without them. ir...

umm.. that whole "just fall asleep even with all the noise" thing doesn't work so well for many people, especially those of us who deal with insomnia even in quiet envrionments off playa.. After a year of being next to a "mis-placed" rave camp, I feel for all the people who've had to suffer through ...

on the food front.. get a vacuum sealer, I got a cheapish one at target and it kicked ass.. I was able to seal up food that could either be grilled (marinated steaks, chicken, sausages, etc) or food that could be boiled right in the bag (chili, cheesy brocolli) or food that could just be eatan as is...

My boyfriend and I both went but camped at different camps. It was my 4th burn and his 5th, but our first as a couple. I think this arrangement worked out really well for us, because for both of us a big part of burning man is seeing the people we don't get to see very often, I couldn't imagine camp...

I found the scooters to be annoying as fuck, and found most of the people riding them to be rude. It seemed I got flipped off more often then not for asking people to slow down. That being said.. I think scooters should have to go through the same process as an art car, no non-art scooters allowed, ...

dang.. I was camped the closest to a porta potty in all my years at burning man, and managed to know more or less where the ones on open playa were. Between that and my pee funnel, I actually managed to leave the playa piss free this year..

Sorry, but my impression from reading this thread was that the website was not clear, and even had conflicting information, about the age cut-off and the need for ID for children attending the event. If a picture ID is needed (something still not common for young kids, as far as I know) it needs to ...

Not saying burners are crooks, but if they don't trust you to not lie about a child's age, why would they trust that the birth certificate is legit? It was just a random thought anyway, not really meant to be specific to this situation. I think if they want ID for a kid it should be clear when you b...

random thought so even if you did have a birth certificte for a child, how would anyone know if the kid was actually the one listed on the birth certificate? I have a sister that's 18 months younger than me, my parents could have used hers to make me younger, it's not like they have pictures on them...

The best gifts this year were our fantastic neighbors.. Black Rock Spatial Delivery on one side and the Temple of Revery on the other.. all of us exchanged extra food (sushi on the playa, thanks Revery kids, Thai on the playa, thanks BRSD), help, hugs, kisses, and a feeling that someone was watching...

I went to both events this year.. first time at Coachella (bit of a trek from Seattle) and 3rd at Burning Man.. I went to these events for totally different reasons.. I went to Coachella to hear music, period, the end. I go to Burning Man for dozens of reasons.. a big one is to see the people who ha...

I've used the same inflatable mattress (purchased at Target) for 2 years on the playa, and a few other camping trips and it's been fine. Get a battery operated pump in case it needs more air mid week. For the most part, a few minutes of manually adding air (by mouth) before bed each night kept it an...

more, more, more!!! this is the best thread EVER!

I need some suggestions for a good way to attach a parasol to a bike. I am not especailly handy with tools, so simple, but sturdy would be the most helpful...

mine lives in the top drawer of my dresser with the passport and other important documents.. currently it shares envelope space with tickets to Critical Massive (Seattle area regional burn event), and the Coachella Music Festival.

throw a fundraiser in your local community.. it's often easy to get people to donate time and supplies if it's for a good cause.

Everyone has great tips for food.. also, if you really are interested in joining a theme camp (and not just for the meals) look through the listings of camps on burningman.com, if you see something that looks like your idea of a fantastic way to spend a week, drop them an e-mail. Only do this if you...

I'm really just waiting to hear the next installment of Ring O Fire's brother kidnapping story.. but for now, I have one funny one I can remember. disclaimer: compared to most of you guys on here, I was a damn angel when I was a kid... Lesson learned: If you're going to throw rocks at a beehive, be ...

What if I just put a good car cover on it and make sure it does not flop around in the wind? That would probably work fine for keeping the exterior and interior happy.. I would also recommend getting a good wash and wax before you go, protect the paint as much as possible. Also, I'm going to have t...

I took my brand new car to the playa last year (2003 Honda Civic hatchback), I didn't cover it or do anything special to it, except put up a sunshield in the front window. However, I did not get in and out of it at all during the week. After getting home I spent a whole day washing, waxing and clean...

a third vote for special effects.. I used the blue, and it lasted all week on the playa. I think 2 weeks might be too long to wait after bleaching, a couple days seems best. Also, washing in cold water and avoiding shampoo for a couple days helps keep the color.

The hardest burning man dream to wake up from was my first day home from my first time on the playa.. I was right in the middle of normal activities at burning man, and then woke up wondering where the hell I was and why it was so cold in my tent. I too always have dreams that are half playa and hal...

Having had a job that paid bonuses and also having been laid off, that kind of income is taxed at the federal rate of 28%, additionally, they take out Social Security and Medicare taxes.. It may be even more in states with an income tax. You may end up getting some of it back if you get a refund in ...

I love women.. they are cuddly and sexy, I love curves, I love boobs.. I also love men, and tend to end up in long term rlationships with men.. they don't usually seem to mind if I want to invite a girl to play.. bisexuality works out well for me