haha im in tears, these are hilarious!

Bootlegs? whos got em?? *coughcarlcoxopulentemplecough* join 'burning man' on soulseek.. :)

Oh i forgot one.. thursday afternoon near 7:00 and B.. Late 30s dude on satellite phone talking loudly: "Ok could you tell mommy that Daddy is camping and wont be back until sunday? And could you wish her a happy anniversary for me?"

[quote="Craiger13"]I think the concept of Burning Man is great, but how about it without the drugs or alcohol? How about instead of searching for hiding people, searching for people attempting to smuggle in drugs or alcohol because they are disillusioned that THAT will bring them happiness? How abou...

Having a great vibe crushed this year by my drunk asshole older brother who when trying to hitch a ride to opulenent temple friday tried to instigate a fight with the bouncer of the art car over who said he liked paul okenfold more than carl cox. I literally had to hold him back while he swung. Soun...

Though I've heard some far funnier ones, mine goes to my brother.. whom thursday night on a trek to bother women near Nexus i hear him say "Hey there.. you guys like led zeppelin?" I turn around to find that hes talking to a pile of well decorated bicycles. Wow hahaha im putting that quote on his gr...

haha oh man that whole foods is going to be viking rushed.. shhhH!! I think im just gunna get a 1/4keg and then warm cases. My friends on the playa said theres alotta sand dunes n shit and biking is tough in spots and with a full size keg in tow physics might rain on my love parade.

[quote="Boijoy"]FAT TIRE COMES IN CAN'S NOW??!?!?!?!?!? holy crap.. I'm not sure if I should be pissed or elated.. where can I get this?? where?? WHERE??[/quote] HOLY shit no doubt!! i was going to bring a keg just to have something decent.. this calls it all into question.. better start calling aro...

Thanks for the input. Yea it will be messy but i figure with a drainage hole drilled in it might work out. Guess we'll see. See i want to bring around 120-140 beers.. in cans it would be pretty difficult to get decent beer. I figure a dark beer can be enjoyed cool to warm as opposed to usual canned ...

Fuck newcastle cmon man, youre in goddam california.. brewery paradise.

So i drink alot of beer, like a shit ton to the point that i brew my own. So i wanna pick up a keg in reno and bring it. Im flying and not shipping anything and cramming myself into a compact car. My plan for keepin the keg cold is to put it down in a few trash bags and fill these with ice. Then wra...

Been meanin to come for over 10 years now, gah.. finally have the money, time, and no high maintenance g/f hahah. Used to help throw psytrance outlaws in nyc and now have migrated to DC.. so i want to apply some similar handiwork out west. I can do all aspects of electronics, debugging, funking, pil...