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by Token
Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:34 am
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: PSA: Murder on 447 - Kill The Rabbit!
Replies: 4
Views: 94

Re: PSA: Murder on 447 - Kill The Rabbit!

And if you hit a cow, law says you owe the rancher market value for the animal. Fun fact.

Do not hit a cow or deer.
by Token
Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:50 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Shave your balls NOW !!
Replies: 364
Views: 81072

Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Honey, you don’t know the right people on-Playa if those are still questions for you!

“Shiny and Chrome”!
by Token
Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:27 pm
Forum: Power & Electronics
Topic: Generator in a cargo trailer
Replies: 7
Views: 151

Re: Generator in a cargo trailer

Zubeneschamali wrote:
Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:22 pm
If you're going to service fluids on playa that's the best place ever. Easy clean up floors, one wipe and you're done.
That paragraph has so much potential...
by Token
Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:49 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Shave your balls NOW !!
Replies: 364
Views: 81072

Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Mansoon wrote:
Wed Aug 15, 2018 12:01 pm
Not judging you, brother. Just judging your timing.... :)
I find that 10 days let’s you deal with any ingrown hairs and sets options for styling and touch-ups. ;)
by Token
Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:46 pm
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: Bike Options When Flying
Replies: 11
Views: 1127

Re: Bike Options When Flying

I’m going to bend the rules a bit on “commerce” on account of international relations ... Mods, you can spank me as you see fit, but be warned, I might like it. OK, you and your friends go to Walmart. Use google to find it. Park with all the other burning man folks. Have your friends start the party...
by Token
Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:35 pm
Forum: Building Camps & Villages
Topic: Where to buy rebars in LA?
Replies: 5
Views: 115

Re: Where to buy rebars in LA?

For international travelers, don’t go with lag bolts. And candy-cane rebar is ridonculous. Total waste of thought on that one. This is available at Home Despot for $0.80 each: 12 inch 3/8 nail spike. (30 cm x 9.5mm nail) https://images.homedepot-static.com/productImages/7901891d-5ae1-4025-a728-7c926...
by Token
Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:25 pm
Forum: Art & Performance
Topic: Eplaya Meet & Greet 2018 (6pm Wed, 9:30 & E)
Replies: 40
Views: 2972

Re: Eplaya Meet & Greet 2018 (6pm Wed, 9:30 & E)

I'm in Sacramento but I'm working Friday and Tuesday. What time will you be passing through on 50south Tuesday? In the am tho don’t have a set time yet. I work in Rancho Cordova not too far from 50. I could meet you somewhere off Sunrise and 50 if you like. That can work. I can jump on the 16 after...
by Token
Wed Aug 15, 2018 11:48 am
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Shave your balls NOW !!
Replies: 364
Views: 81072

Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Stop Judging Me!

:)
by Token
Wed Aug 15, 2018 11:38 am
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Shave your balls NOW !!
Replies: 364
Views: 81072

Re: Shave your balls NOW !!

Bump time!

Nothing is more refreshing than a Playa breeze on a shaved scrote.

Shirtcock at your own risk.
by Token
Wed Aug 15, 2018 11:34 am
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: PSA: Take Care of Your Feet Now.
Replies: 3
Views: 99

Re: PSA: Take Care of Your Feet Now.

That works in the PNW, but in my desert heat, I wear sandals all summer long.

On playa that would be a disaster.

I got what my wife calls “Hobbit Feet”.
by Token
Wed Aug 15, 2018 11:31 am
Forum: Art & Performance
Topic: Eplaya Meet & Greet 2018 (6pm Wed, 9:30 & E)
Replies: 40
Views: 2972

Re: Eplaya Meet & Greet 2018 (6pm Wed, 9:30 & E)

TT120 wrote:
Wed Aug 15, 2018 11:25 am
I'm in Sacramento but I'm working Friday and Tuesday. What time will you be passing through on 50south Tuesday?
In the am tho don’t have a set time yet.
by Token
Wed Aug 15, 2018 11:30 am
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: PSA: Murder on 447 - Kill The Rabbit!
Replies: 4
Views: 94

PSA: Murder on 447 - Kill The Rabbit!

First time driving 447? Veteran driving 447? This little guy wants to kill you! http://www.nhptv.org/wild/images/blacktailedjackrabbitnpsWallaceKeck.jpg He is cute, looks snuggly, but is a sociopathic killer! Meet the Nevada Suicide Bunny! The perky-eared guy will wait in ambush on the side of the r...
by Token
Wed Aug 15, 2018 11:19 am
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: PSA: Take Care of Your Feet Now.
Replies: 3
Views: 99

PSA: Take Care of Your Feet Now.

To avoid foot problems on Playa, take care of them tootsies now.

Do it yourself with a ped-egg or get a pedicure. Your choice.

Invest in a cheap thick lotion and start slathering them puppies nightly.

Don’t fall victim to the dreaded Playa-Foot.
by Token
Wed Aug 15, 2018 11:11 am
Forum: Art & Performance
Topic: Eplaya Meet & Greet 2018 (6pm Wed, 9:30 & E)
Replies: 40
Views: 2972

Re: Eplaya Meet & Greet 2018 (6pm Wed, 9:30 & E)

Just now, not a minute ago, I found a bottle of super fine vino in my travel trailer: Two Buck Chuck, circa 2004. Been to the Playa minimum guaranteed 5 years. Lovingly forgotten and stored horizontal in Santa Clarita CA for seven long years ( Talk about wine abuse ) in the sweltering SoCal heat. T...
by Token
Wed Aug 15, 2018 11:04 am
Forum: Building Camps & Villages
Topic: Where to buy rebars in LA?
Replies: 5
Views: 115

Re: Where to buy rebars in LA?

Home Depot or Lowe’s has them.

Ask for the concrete section in the stor.
by Token
Wed Aug 15, 2018 9:48 am
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: 2018 Playa Conditions
Replies: 14
Views: 1582

Re: 2018 Playa Conditions

Gonna be a hot one. http://www.cpc.ncep.noaa.gov Please note the CPC is prognostication of probability for departure from normal seasonals, not an actual weather forcast. Strictly probability. First one is for all the WAP folks. Look at the “Valid” date range in the image. Second is for early event ...
by Token
Wed Aug 15, 2018 9:14 am
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: will these wheels be OK for the playa? not wide enough? will get stuck? (I will also have a regular bike - but wondering
Replies: 5
Views: 94

Re: will these wheels be OK for the playa? not wide enough? will get stuck? (I will also have a regular bike - but wonde

Way too small, both diameter and width.

If hauling from overseas, don’t waste space in you luggage. It will be useless.
by Token
Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:17 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I'm so old I remember when...
Replies: 490
Views: 24639

Re: I'm so old I remember when...

I remember when in order to place a long distance telephone call, one had to dial 'O' for operator and tell her if it was a Station-To-Station or a Person-To-Person call. Somehow, it does not seem like it was all that long ago...? Funny that! Brought back memories of making a long distance internat...
by Token
Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:09 am
Forum: Building Camps & Villages
Topic: Where to set up camp? Solo virgin Burner
Replies: 10
Views: 261

Re: Where to set up camp? Solo virgin Burner

Demetri, if you 10 x 10 shade structure is one of the EZ Up canopies, make sure that you stake it down really well. The EZ Up is famous for buckling, ripping away and flying and impaling cars and people. Recommended: get t-posts and pound them in to support the legs of the EZ Up. Tape legs to secure...
by Token
Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:54 am
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: Bike Options When Flying
Replies: 11
Views: 1127

Re: Bike Options When Flying

Hi mulister, there will be plenty cheap bikes in Reno you can pick up on the way in. Wallmart has them in huge stacks. How are you getting to the Playa from Reno? Renting a car? Burner Express? Your means of entry to BM will have greater impact on the bike than availability. Also remember that a bik...
by Token
Tue Aug 14, 2018 9:38 pm
Forum: Power & Electronics
Topic: Generator in a cargo trailer
Replies: 7
Views: 151

Re: Generator in a cargo trailer

Please remember to fill the trailer with pillows and stuffed animals before you fire the generator up. Call your camp “Suicide Club”. It will be a gas! OK, now that I got that out of the way... I’d worry about two things, heat build-up and the trailer resonating. Cap’n covered the heat issue. Keep ...
by Token
Tue Aug 14, 2018 6:55 pm
Forum: Clothing & Playawear
Topic: First Time Burner & Modest Dresser
Replies: 15
Views: 567

Re: First Time Burner & Modest Dresser

I must get bees now.

Have to wait for winter - heavy Sigh.
by Token
Tue Aug 14, 2018 6:42 pm
Forum: Articles
Topic: Burning 2019-2028 Plan - Your input requested (long)
Replies: 82
Views: 3215

Re: Burning 2019-2028 Plan - Your input requested (long)

Yikes! 19 pages of rides offered. 44 pages of rides requested. If they take 2.315 persons each, it'll work out. I'm taking about 15 people, about half of whom came from the rideshare board. Unfortunately I can't post in the ride share forum here :( Ha! Look at it another way; 600+ offers and reques...
by Token
Tue Aug 14, 2018 6:01 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Prostelytize Here and Only Here.
Replies: 153
Views: 15052

Re: Prostelytize Here and Only Here.

Tatonka for GOD 2020!

Vote!
by Token
Tue Aug 14, 2018 5:56 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: OK so what the hell did I miss (the good old days)?
Replies: 37
Views: 4007

Re: OK so what the hell did I miss (the good old days)?

Spot on jumping point for folks that want to learn about the roots of the modern anarchism, strictly as a philosophy, that influenced a faction of the early BM. Note to the casual reader: This is anarchism as a philosophy; a leftist view even further left of Marxism. Ironically, it predicted al the ...
by Token
Tue Aug 14, 2018 5:02 pm
Forum: Theme Camps & Villages
Topic: Karma Love Camp - Join our Crew!
Replies: 4
Views: 1743

Re: Karma Love Camp - Join our Crew!

Oh, me, pick me! I know you guys have the whole "Love" side covered. I want to contribute the "life's a bitch" part of the Karma section. Pretty please! I got decades of Playa appropriate shark experience under my belt. I'm an imposing tall man with a big grizzly beard and wait till you see me in my...
by Token
Tue Aug 14, 2018 4:32 pm
Forum: Articles
Topic: Burning 2019-2028 Plan - Your input requested (long)
Replies: 82
Views: 3215

Re: Burning 2019-2028 Plan - Your input requested (long)

Ha! Look at it another way; 600+ offers and requests,, 46 marked filled and closed.

Them ain't good odds.
by Token
Tue Aug 14, 2018 4:30 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Theme camp map
Replies: 10
Views: 224

Re: Theme camp map

That is the mantra every year.

One can hope the rules that have been on the books for decades get enforced at some point.

My experience, granted not recent (2001 - 2010) has been that the biggest ego usually wins.
by Token
Tue Aug 14, 2018 4:15 pm
Forum: Building & Making Art
Topic: Tiki Torch from Coleman Gas Canister?
Replies: 10
Views: 166

Re: Tiki Torch from Coleman Gas Canister?

PS. Calaveras County is nice, I was hoping it was the other part of gold County though heh. I will be in El Dorado Hills on Friday working on a motor bike. Kind of half way point. Also have a gift certificate to Peaceful Valley Farm and Garden up there in your town, so can work something out. It sh...

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