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by Zim
Tue Sep 15, 2009 2:50 pm
Forum: 2009 Art & Performance
Topic: Anybody seen my bike?
Replies: 19
Views: 4359

I FOUND IT!

It was found where I left it. THANKS EVERYONE. You've been ever so helpful. Keep up the good work, but don't try too hard.
by Zim
Sat Sep 12, 2009 1:12 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: You can take a man off the playa.....
Replies: 10
Views: 1912

There's still a shitload of dust around here I'm afraid. But there's really nothing to be afraid of, it's just fucking playa dust after all. I mean, we're all just made of that stuff. And that stuff isn't what most people think it is. At least, not what they think it is right now. Oh, and sorry for ...
by Zim
Sat Sep 12, 2009 1:09 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Locks on Portapotties
Replies: 23
Views: 3774

Someone took a shit on a toilet seat while we were out there. Who the fuck would you do that shit?
by Zim
Sat Sep 12, 2009 1:07 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: So who got hurt this year?
Replies: 55
Views: 13295

I did but then I didn't, so you guys already knew that already.

Fuck, where's my fucking pocket already? I'm standing too close to the ground and there's nothing underneath me.
by Zim
Sat Sep 12, 2009 1:06 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Burningmanish?!? WTF!
Replies: 41
Views: 5236

Yay! I knew there were some around here somewhere.

Did you guys know that I love Unicorns? I bet you did. A lot of people do.
by Zim
Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:23 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Burningmanish?!? WTF!
Replies: 41
Views: 5236

Where the fuck are all the fucking unicorns around here already.

"Burningmanish" ? Fuck that. More like "Unicorn-ish".

Wait no, that's too corny to be true. Fuck.
by Zim
Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:18 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: The Police Can Have BRC
Replies: 195
Views: 51795

Deficients

Not here man.
by Zim
Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:38 pm
Forum: 2009 Art & Performance
Topic: Anybody seen my bike?
Replies: 19
Views: 4359

I'm talking about my bike dude, not my girlfriend. Fuck. I think I know where she is... ... Fuck. Has anyone seen my girlfriend? She's a human female, between this height and that height and she has either blonde, orange, green, yellow, teal, maple, burnt sierra, blue, paris, or bacon hair. She's lo...
by Zim
Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:31 pm
Forum: 2009 Art & Performance
Topic: Anybody seen my bike?
Replies: 19
Views: 4359

Fuck, I wanted it back.
by Zim
Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:17 pm
Forum: 2009 Art & Performance
Topic: Who wants to hear Tool @ 80,000 watts?
Replies: 3
Views: 1727

Sounds good! I'll look for you on Thursday!!!
by Zim
Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:16 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Has anyone seen any UFO's at Burning Man?
Replies: 20
Views: 4260

I saw about thirty this year that I couldn't identify. No one else around me could identify them either. :(
by Zim
Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:15 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Beware of Narcs Serving Coffee in Center Camp
Replies: 16
Views: 3932

What the fuck man.
by Zim
Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:12 pm
Forum: 2009 Art & Performance
Topic: Anybody seen my bike?
Replies: 19
Views: 4359

Anybody seen my bike?

Seriously guys, I asked like fucking 200 of you people if you found it and no one got it. Please let me know if you see it. Like I said before, it has two tires, a seat, a handlebar that makes it steer, and some peddles that make it go. You can also notice that it has 'Bridgestone' written on the si...
by Zim
Thu Sep 04, 2008 4:47 pm
Forum: 2008 Theme
Topic: FUCK Lincoln and F U C K their new car.
Replies: 61
Views: 27957

Hahaha, holy shit Zaph. Are you with the Playa Historical society that was next to the DMV this year (I'm mangling the title)?
by Zim
Thu Sep 04, 2008 3:38 pm
Forum: 2008 Theme
Topic: FUCK Lincoln and F U C K their new car.
Replies: 61
Views: 27957

Never claimed it. If anything it's "owned" by the Native Americans who once lived on this earth before we fucked raped and destroyed them, though they'd never place claim to it. The tribes around the Black Rock Desert were pretty brutal to each other. Some were driven into the mountains, some were ...
by Zim
Thu Sep 04, 2008 3:22 pm
Forum: 2008 Theme
Topic: FUCK Lincoln and F U C K their new car.
Replies: 61
Views: 27957

If all I've done is cause laughter, rather than actually convincing you that you're living in a shell, then I consider that a victory. Like I said, you "win". I'm not trying to 'win' an argument. I'm trying to express my point of view and whether or not you accept that point of view is your preroga...
by Zim
Thu Sep 04, 2008 3:05 pm
Forum: 2008 Theme
Topic: FUCK Lincoln and F U C K their new car.
Replies: 61
Views: 27957

You can't argue with an irrational person, so OK, you "win". You yelled the loudest and whined the most, therefore you are "right". But there's several burners over here at my place right now laughing their asses off! I'm glad you have friends Captain Goddamnit, lord knows you need them. I'm laughi...
by Zim
Thu Sep 04, 2008 3:01 pm
Forum: 2008 Theme
Topic: FUCK Lincoln and F U C K their new car.
Replies: 61
Views: 27957

[quote="thirt33n"]...zim, you may just implode before tomorrow. drink less coffee homey. you ARE walking to burningman next year right?[/quote] Fuck man, at this point I might just to prove a point. Has anyone ever done it? How long do you think it would take? At the very least I think I'd get some ...
by Zim
Thu Sep 04, 2008 2:58 pm
Forum: 2008 Theme
Topic: FUCK Lincoln and F U C K their new car.
Replies: 61
Views: 27957

[quote="Captain Goddammit"]Without cars, your precious Burning Man experience wouldn't happen at all. If you did anything useful for a living and had a product to sell, you'd do your best to advertise to the people that you thought would be interested in your product. Or you'd fail and go out of bus...
by Zim
Thu Sep 04, 2008 2:49 pm
Forum: 2008 Theme
Topic: FUCK Lincoln and F U C K their new car.
Replies: 61
Views: 27957

[quote="Kenny Z"]Holy shit, such passion from both sides on this topic. Maybe we should get in a circle and beat the shit out each other. :?[/quote]

Haha, I like your style Kenny. I'm there man.

Burning Man 2009. Thunderdome. You and me Captain Goddamnit. I'll be there with bells on fuckface.
by Zim
Thu Sep 04, 2008 2:44 pm
Forum: 2008 Theme
Topic: FUCK Lincoln and F U C K their new car.
Replies: 61
Views: 27957

[quote="Captain Goddammit"]Without cars, your precious Burning Man experience wouldn't happen at all. You're an idiot![/quote] Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. You're defeated before you even try. Give up. We could never build a utopia without oil. You're right. Let's give up. Don't...
by Zim
Thu Sep 04, 2008 2:34 pm
Forum: 2008 Theme
Topic: FUCK Lincoln and F U C K their new car.
Replies: 61
Views: 27957

Hahaha, nice. Love the discussion. Thanks for the welcome Ugly Dougly. ;D [quote="Miles"]:roll: its just a piece of land, it doesn't belong to you or I or any burner for that matter. Also, it's likely that it could have been filmed at the bonnivlle salt flats.[/quote] Never claimed it. If anything i...
by Zim
Thu Sep 04, 2008 5:02 am
Forum: 2008 Theme
Topic: FUCK Lincoln and F U C K their new car.
Replies: 61
Views: 27957

FUCK Lincoln and F U C K their new car.

WTF. Has anyone seen this new Lincoln commercial? Watching Man vs Wild and Daft Punk rocks on in. The car is ON the PLAYA. Fell for it bad before I realized what was going on. Bullshit and I feel fucked for passing it on. Bust out your goggles before you watch this, I don't want you to get infected....

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