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i'd like a glass of really nice of champane... all icy, cold and bubbly!

if'n you please....

What happened to my super-secret identity??? Oh no!!!

I'll have to drink *lots* of champagne to get over this...

sweetie -

i would get you another, but you've gotta finish the one you got, baby!

yah...that's a terrible chin on that one...but the kid is cute!

what kinda decom is Blue at that they're all asleep already!? at the Humboldt burns, no one sleeps 'til after the pancakes!

Nice work, Sensei... However, as beautiful as Julia looks, that is a fake-fake-fake smile on Tisha2's face... She's much, much, much more beautifully real in the default world... Sorry... No digital camera... Or, more accurately, no digital camera cord ... Who is getting me my next shot of Jameson's...

okay... i'm going to go work the phone banks for moveon.org for an hour... and then go hang out with the burning man crew to watch some results...

thanks for the drinks, the laughs, the companionship...

oh yeah and the votes against bush...

wow step outta here for 2 seconds to vote for Bush (Ha just kidding) and the bar thread has turned into the babe thread. Hey Babes...how about a Kerry victory massage for ole cowboyangel? The Live Fire Ceremony Cam will be online about 6 pm pst...... Big J for Big J thank you, mr. cowboyangel... yo...

tisha2 wrote: Okay, Guinevere and Glynda, I want you girls to meet me and the corner bar here in Blue Lake in about 5 minutes, got it??

i so wish that i could meet you two at the logger bar... i feel such a strong need to be among like minded people...

GuinivereElise wrote: Oh shit. Ummm... have a box of wine??

how about a bottle of tequila??? i can never remember anything after a bottle of tequila...

GuinivereElise wrote:Glynda, what can I getcha?

hey there, cocktail-cutie... something to make me forget the past three hours of hearing everyone tell me that they've voted for bush???

tisha2 wrote:HEY!!! Glynda's here!!!!!

Gitcher sweet ass in here!!!! Whatever ya want, my hot little cocktail waitress'll serve ya right up....

i do need a serious drink... everyone that i've talked to for the past three hours has voted for bush...

how can that be????

FUCK my damned neighbors and FUCK their damned karaoke/dance party from 2am until now... (and who knows when it will FUCKING end???) earplugs aren't FUCKING helping... and neither is trying to sleep in the FUCKING living room... it seems like it would have been so easy to just give a little FUCKING...

she gingerly opens the door, sees that the bar is empty, and decides to slink up to the bar anyway... grateful that there's no one to spy her dishelved-ness (her mascara is smeared, lipstick almost gone, dress nearly falling off, another halloween party in san francisco and it's all par for the cou...

(door is flung open, bar floods with bright light, the boyfriend rushes in & slams the door behind him, he grabs glynda, says "you look hot, babe" and whisks her away from the bar)

kids... thanks for the drink... i'll stop in later this weekend... i gotta go get ravished!!!

Should I call Dr. Pyro? will dr. pyro help??? He's the local expert on de-barbiefication, isn't he? nice... ooohhhh...sweetie, I know, I know! Dr. Pyro sounds like just the ticket, fishy! I need to get the fuck out of work, too. Time for a drink!! Then I'm off to the Humboldt Decom campout! Sorry t...

theCryptofishist wrote:

glynda wrote:. "working is fun!" (spoken in barbie-intoned voice)

Should I call Dr. Pyro?

will dr. pyro help???

not on the lam... just a non-stop, action-full couple of days... although, the barrier reef sounds lovely... i think just a drink and a few moments of stillness will do the trick... thank you, tisha2, this is exactly what i needed... and it fits perfectly!!! yay!!! i'm feeling more like myself... an...

(door is flung open, bar floods with bright light, glynda rushes in & slams the door behind her, she is frazzled and mussed, she is still wearing a suit) i need a vodka tonic... and i need a vodka tonic asap!!! tisha2 --- do you have any clothes i can borrow??? i cannot wear this suit another minute...

this bar is clothing optional, right???

good morning, sunshine!!! (hands over a nice steaming cup of coffee) shot of whiskey? *blank stare* is there actually a question mark there??? oh, it's wicked tisha2 this morning... if you could open your eyes, sweet thing, you could see the shot of whiskey in front of you... and she gives bartendr...

*stumble* *blink...blink* ...mornin'... ...snerf...mumble...shot n coffee...fuck... good morning, sunshine!!! (hands over a nice steaming cup of coffee) shot of whiskey? *blank stare* is there actually a question mark there??? oh, it's wicked tisha2 this morning... if you could open your eyes, swee...

calicowboy925 wrote::P Hello My bar buds! I just have time for a quick one, ok, maybe two....and can I have a cup of fish shit with that?

little martini lunch??? i've got extra olives... ;-)

hey!!! it is so food...

stuart wrote:what's on tap today?

we got it all, baby... what would you like???

tisha2 wrote:*stumble* *blink...blink*

...mornin'...

...snerf...mumble...shot n coffee...fuck...

good morning, sunshine!!! (hands over a nice steaming cup of coffee) shot of whiskey?

A Pago Pago Octopus is the only thing strong enough to get this out of my mind. rodent wrote: Has the IRS audited nignog? I heard that he's being paid under the table by stopburningman.org? Did he report that income? --- rodent (putting the eek in geek) i think i only paid him 595 dollars so no 109...

morning kids... :-) i'm just bopping in for a quick drink... need ice... where is all the ice??? what a party last night, huh??? you used up all of the ice??? okay, so i'll quickly refill the ice from the back... and i'm having a martini lunch... bombay gin, dry, and a little dirty with extra olives...

SHUT UP!!!! Drinking is not the problem...I'd say there was something seriously wrong with the phrase "6am conference call" however! and those WW jammies are HOT! there is nothing wrong with the word drinking right next to the other phrase that we're not going to use anymore... i'll be back at 6am....

tisha2 wrote: I *knew* you wouldn't leave!!!

i couldn't leave... i want to... i need to... but here i am... hmmm... can anybody say "drinking problem"???

no, no, no... i'm really going to bed now... i've even put on my wonder woman pajamas!!! i'm not even in a dress anymore!!!

tisha2 wrote: who do *you* think you're kidding!?

myself... i'm kidding myself... (hangs head in shame... she has a conference call at 6am... why can't she go home???)

tisha2 wrote: And Glynda! oh - Glynda...! You ARE!

i love you, you're perfect, now get back behind that bar & make me a drink!!! i'll take another shot with a beer back... and i think that just might do it for me tonight...

good witches go to bed on time...