leave the pantscannon! **sputters** Are you MAD? think "target rich environment". You obviously don't understand how this works. You opress us, we revolt. Firing off a couple of rounds of pants will just break the ice for the party. Sheesh. Yes but crotchless panties, do you KNOW how hard those are...

It'll be those Martha Stewart K-Mart Specials, Hains maybe, I was assuming that they'd be donations, your own worn to the core, thrift store specials, and whatever you pulled out of the People's Park Free box. K-martha's a step above what I thought! -We like your ideas. You know all the right place...

Got pants?

ticket sleeps- it rests its beautiful little head in my top drawer with my fancy panties. :-) where else would such a big, bold, powerful being such as my ticket to sanity, want to lie?? well in amongst the thongs and silk is where! :-) oh happy happy little ticket..... And your panty drawer is whe...

Are you going to fire a pair of "phat" pants, cuz I think I'd look really really good in those. WHAT! Do we look like we're made of money?! It'll be those Martha Stewart K-Mart Specials, Hains maybe, sans the skid marks. Tho I might let my new puppy that Im potty training wear some. Hmmm could be a...

Dr. Pyro wrote:blyslv, this guy obviously doesn't know Lydia as well as we do or he wouldn't be so contrite.

The Doc

Hell we don't know Lydia at all. You must be special. Grieving for shortcomings? Feel free to explain your definition of the word "contrite".

(fires pants) take that!

Come on over, you can pull our pants down if ya like. I'll come on over, you'd better believe it. I and the masses of shirted, pantless warriors, demanding not your love, not your tolerance... not even your acceptance for we accept ourselves. Fear us. We wear no pants. I was thinking Wednesday afte...

I fully intend to go and have a wonderful time, and I absolutely will not be looking for any tension. On looking back at gothalot's post, I see it more now as just an obnoxiously sarcastic post, but don't get a sense that he's really intending to DO what he's saying. If he's not actually intending ...

Be on the lookout for Pantzooka Patrol we show NO mercy! Well, be prepared to fight *me* as I will be forcibly removing the pants from any guy who looks like he needs to be free of his pants, regardless of age or shape. Free those penises! Wear just a tee-shirt! If it makes you fuckin happy, do it ...

High standards? Moi ? Okay I give up, I'll just bring a sports illustraited swimsuit edition then. Oh wait this is for the Spanking the monkey thread isnt it.

III wrote:you could probably get some old fat guy wearing a shirt and no pants pretend to be your girlfriend, maybe, if you were niceto him.

Oh no thats just wrong, you want to wash your hands now for even typing that idea here. awk gasp!

Fuck, my girlfriend doesnt want to go to Burning Man. Will someone act like my girlfriend, sleep with me, rub lotion on me, etc..? Fuck me?

Okay.. just dont donate yer panties to us after you masturbate in them. We heard theres a big market in Japan for them tho.

-Lt Under Wear

Speachless. Thank you. She will be remembered.

Being in the film industry, (not that anyone gives a rats butt, but at any rate) A trailer is supposed to wet your interest, make you want to see more, make you want to know more. In this way I feel the trailer has done its job well. The trick is to make a whole feature thats as good as the trailer....

Misty Long Valley

damn it sounds like a girls name. I'll have to start wearing my utilikilt.

We want Lydia's pant!

We could really use an old willys jeep if ya have one. The General wants to look cool out there in a Jeep while we shoot pants. What I have is an old (1977) army truck--dodge 3/4 ton full size w/ desert camo paint job. Alas, she wont just fade away, even though she's dying. Not a willys jeep. But d...

Last Real Burner wrote:Will there be complemenary bananas in those pants?

inquiringly,
mr smith

That depends on the individual Pantzooka Patrolee if he or she wishes to launch their banana.

Good we will come over and liberate it and put it in the capable hands of The Pantzooka Patrol.
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> alot of people at BRC arent't happy with the fact that you can get ice. _________________ Hmm. I don't get that at all (being that I'm behind the jackrabbit alias to whom a great many such complaints are addressed.) And the amount of ice sold seems to represent that it's a pretty necessary commod...

Pantzooka Patrol will be watching you. Naked is okay but t-shirt wearing pantlessness will be swiftly delt with.

We will be there! Shall we bring sprinkles?

We are looking for a mobile unit to shoot pants to the pantless from. Also anyone interested in joining our merry rag tag group of adventure seeking pant launchers email us.

[email protected]

Pantzooka Patrol, based in Los Angeles is searching high and low for a Jeep of sorts for the General to tool around in while shooting pants at the pantless. Also we seek others to join us in an unofficial theme camp, where you can walk naked or clothed but never with just a t-shirt. Please email us ...

HQ concurs with that statement.

We'd prefer you give pants to the pantless however its our stance that other than cd's being used as coasters we think your talent is music and you should go with it. Give out CD's why not, its from the heart you go with it!

HQ confirms the statements above and would like to add that General Pants would be satisfied with a golf cart turned Pantzooka Assult vehicle rigged with a speed limiter.

- Lt. Under Wear