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by oaklandfunk
Mon May 16, 2016 1:33 pm
Forum: 2016 Theme Camps & Villages
Topic: People Seeking Camps 2016
Replies: 508
Views: 31415

Re: Does your camp have a meal plan for ME?

Sadly wifey doesn't come enough. Now I'm not saying you're bad husband, but send her over to Plunderground and we'll find time to take care of her while you're off building the event. Hell, you can even drop by for dinner afterwards if you want. Now THAT'S a plan!!!!!! If anybody else wants to fuck...
by oaklandfunk
Mon May 16, 2016 1:23 pm
Forum: 2016 Theme Camps & Villages
Topic: People Seeking Camps 2016
Replies: 508
Views: 31415

Re: Does your camp have a meal plan for ME?

I thought Doc Pyro only offered a wine plan! G:"burning man" 2015 "theme camp" "meal plan" FB: join various groups and ask, ask your friends BMORG: Find the list of 2015/2016 on playa vendors who deliver food; contact them to find out who to Various: Do your research on past concierge, PnP, turnkey...
by oaklandfunk
Mon May 16, 2016 1:17 pm
Forum: 2016 Theme Camps & Villages
Topic: People Seeking Camps 2016
Replies: 508
Views: 31415

Re: Does your camp have a meal plan for ME?

Sadly wifey doesn't come enough. Now I'm not saying you're bad husband, but send her over to Plunderground and we'll find time to take care of her while you're off building the event. Hell, you can even drop by for dinner afterwards if you want. If you want to fuck my wife, just ask her. She might ...
by oaklandfunk
Mon May 16, 2016 10:53 am
Forum: 2016 Theme Camps & Villages
Topic: People Seeking Camps 2016
Replies: 508
Views: 31415

Re: Does your camp have a meal plan for ME?

Kelsier wrote:Really only noticing ONE annoying person on this thread. You've got that to offer on top of cuteness.
Oh man to be socially retarded enough to only see one annoying person on a thread on the e-playa. Sounds like simple bliss.
by oaklandfunk
Mon May 16, 2016 10:38 am
Forum: 2016 Theme Camps & Villages
Topic: People Seeking Camps 2016
Replies: 508
Views: 31415

Re: Does your camp have a meal plan for ME?

Verve 2 wrote:Well that does tell all. :wink: Perhaps Coachella is a better fit for you and the Mrs.
Perhaps you're right- if this thread is any indication the people there are less annoying and much smarter.
by oaklandfunk
Mon May 16, 2016 10:26 am
Forum: 2016 Theme Camps & Villages
Topic: People Seeking Camps 2016
Replies: 508
Views: 31415

Re: Does your camp have a meal plan for ME?

Bless wrote:
oaklandfunk wrote:I have promised this year to treat her better and find healthy and delicious food for us both.
I just like the part where his "promise to treat her better" involved posting on eplaya.

With a husband like that, who needs a meal plan!
Do you really think I'm a bad husband?
by oaklandfunk
Mon May 16, 2016 10:24 am
Forum: 2016 Theme Camps & Villages
Topic: People Seeking Camps 2016
Replies: 508
Views: 31415

Re: Does your camp have a meal plan for ME?

Mid-week, I'd about kill for staff food, our rangers in camp eat there now and then. I'm curious what your definition of healthy food is, and what do you envision as a decent meal plan? Well I know for example that red Lightning has in the past run a kitchen you could buy into with hippie dippie fo...
by oaklandfunk
Mon May 16, 2016 10:17 am
Forum: 2016 Theme Camps & Villages
Topic: People Seeking Camps 2016
Replies: 508
Views: 31415

Re: Does your camp have a meal plan for ME?

Verve 2 wrote:Well at least you're cute.
Yup that and money will actually get you fed at a theme camp.
by oaklandfunk
Mon May 16, 2016 10:16 am
Forum: 2016 Theme Camps & Villages
Topic: People Seeking Camps 2016
Replies: 508
Views: 31415

Re: Does your camp have a meal plan for ME?

Ratty wrote:Oakland do you still work Gate? The commissary isn't all bad. Salads for lunch. Vegan choices at every meal.
Sadly wifey doesn't come in long enough to get commissary privileges. I agree it's great there.
by oaklandfunk
Mon May 16, 2016 10:11 am
Forum: 2016 Theme Camps & Villages
Topic: People Seeking Camps 2016
Replies: 508
Views: 31415

Re: Does your camp have a meal plan for ME?

Hello, I want to join a camp. My first question is "how well will you be feeding me"? What I offer is "I'm cute" and my wife and I are too busy to bother bringing food. That's you. Sorry if you're unhappy with the obvious responses you got. Again dorkus, I used the language "join your meal plan" an...
by oaklandfunk
Mon May 16, 2016 10:05 am
Forum: 2016 Theme Camps & Villages
Topic: People Seeking Camps 2016
Replies: 508
Views: 31415

Re: Does your camp have a meal plan for ME?

So if you're the one that promised to "treat her better and find healthy and delicious food for us both" maybe you're the one that should be doing the providing rather than trying to get someone to do it for you. And even if you do find someone who might be willing, what will you be contributing to...
by oaklandfunk
Mon May 16, 2016 8:31 am
Forum: 2016 Theme Camps & Villages
Topic: People Seeking Camps 2016
Replies: 508
Views: 31415

Re: Does your camp have a meal plan for ME?

Hey there- looking for camps that need people to join their camp meal plan. I work at BM and the staff food is good enough for me but when event week hits and my wife arrives I have promised this year to treat her better and find healthy and delicious food for us both. I know one other staff member...
by oaklandfunk
Mon May 16, 2016 2:07 am
Forum: 2016 Theme Camps & Villages
Topic: People Seeking Camps 2016
Replies: 508
Views: 31415

Re: Does your camp have a meal plan for ME?

"Lol bullshit. I'm just checking in for fun while vacationing in Kauai with friends. I'm not a pathetic lonely sap. You are asking for someone to provide meals for you at an event that stresses radical self reliance, while claiming to "work for" it." Your checking in for fun seems pretty close to "p...
by oaklandfunk
Mon May 16, 2016 2:00 am
Forum: 2016 Theme Camps & Villages
Topic: People Seeking Camps 2016
Replies: 508
Views: 31415

Re: Does your camp have a meal plan for ME?

"What does "I work for Burning Man" mean? "

What it means is "I came here for lonely people taking a 'swing and a miss' approach to humor rather than helpful information." So far I am pretty satisfied.
by oaklandfunk
Mon May 16, 2016 12:22 am
Forum: 2016 Theme Camps & Villages
Topic: People Seeking Camps 2016
Replies: 508
Views: 31415

Does your camp have a meal plan for ME?

Hey there- looking for camps that need people to join their camp meal plan. I work at BM and the staff food is good enough for me but when event week hits and my wife arrives I have promised this year to treat her better and find healthy and delicious food for us both. I know one other staff member ...
by oaklandfunk
Thu Aug 23, 2012 9:04 am
Forum: 2012 Tickets Discussion
Topic: Ticket hasn't arrived, support hasn't responded... terrified
Replies: 15
Views: 5175

Re: Ticket hasn't arrived, support hasn't responded... terri

What do you mean they left LA? Did you buy them from burning man or a private seller? If its private seller, you might have gotten ripped off. Tickets at the gate are not a wonderful option becuase you can't know if they have run out or not. My advice would be to call the burning man office like cra...
by oaklandfunk
Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:05 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Whats the Deal? Trouble@Greeters Gate, Discovery Channel!?!?
Replies: 43
Views: 10791

I actually thought that you could get special permission to bring in plants. (I read that somewhere in the rules.) JK Ive never heard of that and, although I dont know everything about the gate, I do know that dan dasman had a tree confiscated and left at the gate that he wanted to put up as a part...
by oaklandfunk
Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:52 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Whats the Deal? Trouble@Greeters Gate, Discovery Channel!?!?
Replies: 43
Views: 10791

just as an FYI (glowstickgate not withstanding) Gate people only confiscate things at the gate that are NOT ALLOWED in the event: such as feathers(indian headdress attched or not), fireworks, plants,guns, unregistered mutant vehicles, and unticketed people. That information is readily avalible on th...
by oaklandfunk
Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:18 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Was anyone harassed at the "checkers gate" ?
Replies: 229
Views: 32806

gyre wrote:I'm pretty disgusted.
Yeah I can tell.
by oaklandfunk
Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:17 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Was anyone harassed at the "checkers gate" ?
Replies: 229
Views: 32806

i dunno oak, i like you. i just disagree with your lopsided stance and some of the things you say. you're either a blind pacifist or still just defending your gate folk. either is fine but to me allowing thievery without resistance will eventually come back to bite ME or at least try to bite me and...
by oaklandfunk
Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:36 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Was anyone harassed at the "checkers gate" ?
Replies: 229
Views: 32806

If they were only kicked out, why wouldn't the next thief steal too? No risk at all. The police arent the solution to every problem man. In fact the less police presence @ the event the better as far as im concerned. They create more problems and steal more property each year than any participant, ...
by oaklandfunk
Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:49 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Was anyone harassed at the "checkers gate" ?
Replies: 229
Views: 32806

mars wrote:Eplaya is a very small percentage of total burners.
Thank goodness for that!
by oaklandfunk
Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:39 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Was anyone harassed at the "checkers gate" ?
Replies: 229
Views: 32806

Why are people getting so upset here about ART? I have finally found clarity here through all the bullshit obfuscation and rationalization.... but I won't mention any names.... Geek and Bob. The DPW showed us their art this year, and some of us are going to reciprocate next year. Unfortunately I ha...
by oaklandfunk
Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:57 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Was anyone harassed at the "checkers gate" ?
Replies: 229
Views: 32806

i agree geek. they DO work hard, like everyone else. we all deal with the same elements. ...when a soldier fucks up the commanding officers feel the heat. i don't think it'd be hard to find out who the commanding officers at the gate were/are. i'm curious as to whether they are feeling the heat. th...
by oaklandfunk
Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:12 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Was anyone harassed at the "checkers gate" ?
Replies: 229
Views: 32806

thirt33n wrote:
p.s. this is NOT a slam, just a friendly tip. uncheck the box that says "Disable BBCode in this post" and your quotes will come out right. word. :wink:
Now youve actually been useful to me! See we can get along !
by oaklandfunk
Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:06 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Was anyone harassed at the "checkers gate" ?
Replies: 229
Views: 32806

But the fact is this person got duped, fooled and pranked into giving up his shit. I dont think it was cool but I do think it was different than being robbed. as for your comments about the gate, a. Im thrilled you were d-lotted. B I truly truly welcome you specifically to come out to the gate and ...
by oaklandfunk
Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:14 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Was anyone harassed at the "checkers gate" ?
Replies: 229
Views: 32806

[quote="thirt33n"][quote="oaklandfunk"] This is NOT the same as someone stealing your car at burning man or RAPE(as it was compared to earlier) its an example of somones art( subjective as ever) being mis handled and someones position at the gate being misused. [/quote] this IS the same as someone s...
by oaklandfunk
Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:31 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Was anyone harassed at the "checkers gate" ?
Replies: 229
Views: 32806

[quote="EB"][quote="oaklandfunk"]We are a community and we have ways to deal with this stuff internally.[/quote] Another BMorg fucktard crashes and burns. Another mealy-mouthed apology which is, in fact, a veiled slam on how we all need to "chill out." I guess we'll see how this plays out next year ...
by oaklandfunk
Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:07 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Was anyone harassed at the "checkers gate" ?
Replies: 229
Views: 32806

Allright everybody relax a little! Someone started an art project that involved pranking. Something that , in fact, burning man has its roots in. Cacophany Society and the Suicide club before it (the precursours to our lovely little thing) do/did gurrilla pranking . The Billboard Liberation Front is...

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