Man I sure am hungry, hey cook! How bout some BACON!

ygmir wrote:

goathead wrote:

ygmir wrote: locker room?

nope, no there.

strapped to a gerbil.........

Hmmmm, GH that's a pretty long pause

*appears out of the shadows and gets a beer from the tap labeled "Random Homebrew"* Sky Barley huh? I wonder how you would grow such a thing? I prefer the simpler age old time tested process of simply placing seed in soil and letting the natural would do it's thing. I see there's hoof prints to and ...

goathead wrote:Off the top of my head its 27"x38"

OOOOO! You've got one of the really fun ones

No wonder you can make the neat-o things you do.

*comes careening through all the backlog of unread pages and bursts into the bar. Nearly falls over himself upon hearing the squeak. Runs around and WD-40's all hinges.* All right I'm finally caught up..... *is greeted by the sound of a cricket* Where in the world did everyone ...... Riiiiiiiiiight ...

*a burst of smoke appears in the center of The Bar* *from over in a corner of The Bar* I am the terror that flaps ...... DAMN IT!!! I'VE GOT TO GET THAT THING RECALIBRATED!!! *brushes off some dirt and weeds* Oh well. Hey did I hear something about lots of hot dry weather?!?! How bout y'all just sen...

*a hand reaches out from the darkness for the door of the bar, pauses and then retracts. It returns moments later, this time holding a can of WD-40. A faint hissing is heard and then the door opens, silently. A figure emerges from the darkness and heads to the bar to get a drink. After getting the g...

A shadow slips silently through the darkness towards the back door of the bar. The door is cautiously opened so as not to alert anyo .... *CREAK* RATS! *Goes to the tool shed out back and gets a can of WD-40, grumbling and muttering the whole time of course. After taking care of the hinges enters an...

*runs in and looks around for YG, notes that the coffee hasn't even been put on, gets the coffee going puts puts out a selection of additives shrugs shoulders and walks back out*

*slight rustling in the rafters then a ziiiiiip, is now hanging upside down in front of chief on a zip line and hands him an e-note*

[note]Natural Meditation[/note]

*zips back into the rafters and is gone*

*is laying on one of the rafters* Very cool Chief! I currently practice what is best described as "natural meditation" for 20 minutes when I first wake up and again when I get in to the house in the evening. I can't say I've had any of the experiences you speak of and often I wonder if I'm not just ...

[caption] We replaced Jeff's cologne with queen bee pheromone, lets see if he notices...[/caption]

*enjoys the exploding fireworks in the parking lot from the roof then enters the bar ninja style by the skylight and begins loading up a plate with the brunch that's sitting out while hanging upside down from the grappling hook rope* Thanks LF this oughta hit the spot nicely 8swings out of the way o...

*enters following nose to the origins of the coffee and artery clogging goodness, inhales deeply and feasts* Hey YG, good news! That batch of cranberry is now up to 7.6% and still bubbling nicely. I use sweet mead yeast. Not much else to report here, had another blitz of cold the past few days, but ...

OOOO BB, can I have one of the new castles? I got to try it during the holidays and it was pretty good!

Oh, thanks for the drinks and snacks YG! just what I needed. The cranberry brew isn't doing as great after the first week at only 4.1%, but I'm sure it'll come along alright.

MozyBonz wrote:

Jet Set wrote:
Oh, hey LeChat, I'm gunna have to make it a point to stop by and poke around your shop at some point to see how things a developing with the contraption.

There is no real contraption…. it’s all photo shop.

LOL, ok, so I'm optimistic

*walks through door number three* Hey YG! Sorry I haven't been round lately. Been battling the cold. No, not a cold the cold. Barn's been frozen a few times and we've had to clean it with a tractor. Makes for some long days. I've also been making mead pomegranate is up to 13.6% alc and I gotta trans...

*enters the bar via the secret passage behind the faux wall, notices the lack of coffee, not being as creative or ambitious as YG it's just standard coffee, while waiting for the coffee to finish goes and stokes the fire, then sets out the standard additives, prepares a cup, not feeling ambitious en...

*enters slowly, cringes upon hearing the creak, after some rummaging within the coat finds the WD-40 and silences the hinges, browses through the wedding pics* Hmmm, so that's what a wedding looks like through the looking glass..... *catches a glimpse of the makana cove pics* PM, TITWI I gotta hand ...

*bursts through the door* Hey everyone! I just saw the most .... *sees a picture on the bar* http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/19/l_4dd2c315ee6c429dbf70dcec995214e6.jpg O...K...I stand corrected. This right here is the most beautiful thing I've seen today. Damn PGZ you sure do use those ca...

*comes in and stokes the fire, goes and gets a cup of coffee, adds the appropriate coffee helpers, goes and sits by the fire* Well Plastic G'zus with the 62lb of honey I ordered I'm going to make 20gal of mead. Each 5gal batch I wanna flavor with different fruit. *shouts over shoulder* YG, don't kno...

*walks in* Hey, YG I could go for some a that coffee. No turkey for me till the weekend. Instead I've spent a good portion of the day slaving away making tomato sauce. It's sooo much work, but it tastes soooooo good. That and I gotta get the tomatoes out of the freezer so I have room the next time w...

*enters unnoticed via the skylight over the bar and a grappling hook, pours a Guinness, and stands out of the way watching thoroughly amused*

What a shame. Looks like it used to be a nice one. At least it can still serve a purpose for a little while and keep people warm.

*finishes drink*

Well, it's bedtime for me PM. Sorry I couldn't hang out longer.

*from the shadows*

There doesn't seem to be much happening tonight. As a matter of fact I gotta go get started on resting up for another day. You know what they say "tomorrow comes a day to soon."

*emerges from the shadows*

Well I guess a pre bedtime drink wouldn't hurt.

mmmmmm, just the thing to warm up with after a cold evening in the barn.

*looking around after nap* hey, did anyone see where that comfy, armchair-style, sex chair EVERYONE was using last night went? I need to get it cleaned before anyone uses it........ *thinking about all the shenanigans that went on on that chair last night, and grinning* *mumbles* It's over there in...

*comes in carrying another huge log, places it in the fireplace, begins rummaging through trench coat* Now where did I put that? I know it's in here some...ah there we go. *pulls out a soldering torch and striker* schick schickpoofffffffffffffff *adjusts to a really hot flame* The heck with that wil...

pinemom wrote:ya, a day late...but i'll go for a cup!

Yeah, I'm in the same boat there YG a day late and ...

*pulls out wallet, moths fly out, looks up*

yep a dollar short, but I'll go for a cup

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Hmmm, whada ya know, it works