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by porfirio
Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:57 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: Going My First Time-------48 YO too old??
Replies: 45
Views: 5319

:arrow: Come around to the Twistine Chapel.
We got a pope there who's 101 yrs old.
Maybe not. He might be only 95. He fucks with our heads a lot.

It's all about faith.
by porfirio
Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:37 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: 2nd time on the playa this year and I'm getting married!!
Replies: 18
Views: 2021

Hi there and congratulations!

If you're looking for a venue, consider the Twistine Chapel. It's pretty roomy and we'll even sweep the floor.
We got popes and everything. :D
by porfirio
Sun Dec 28, 2008 5:31 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: Virgin Burner
Replies: 48
Views: 6066

A canadian border crossing, huh? Exactly like the Khyber crossing, I'm sure. ________________________________________ Ahh well .....just wait 'till you encounter some of those hot-shit dudes on the American side. Have travelled through Blaine (WA) more than a few times. Let's hope a real tough-guy a...
by porfirio
Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:51 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: Yarg!
Replies: 15
Views: 1931

Goathead said: Have known the BC for years, they always practice safe Pontification. ___________________________________________ Damn straight! Condoms on everything: no more saviors, for chrissake, as we like to say in the sacristy. About the alternative proclivities; we're going back to the regula...
by porfirio
Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:19 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: Oui!
Replies: 30
Views: 3188

SEA to PDX:

Hi and a big welcome to B Man.
Just so you'll know, we at The Chapel are good with bacon.
Not as good as Goathead, but pretty good.

Pope of the Holy Roman Empire, The Playa, etc., etc.,...
by porfirio
Sat Dec 20, 2008 9:23 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: Yarg!
Replies: 15
Views: 1931

Cryptofishist said:
Please keep your alternative proclivities off this board.
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Sounds like kind of hot action. I wanna try that out. Do you need a condom?
Hope so.
by porfirio
Sat Dec 20, 2008 2:02 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: You Can't Get Born Again - But We Can Get You a Beer
Replies: 13
Views: 3238

[ Goathead wrote : You going to be doing the Grope-a-Pope Confessional again? LMAO ____________________________________________ Yup - sure will. It's one of our most popular features. Should mention we only simulate cum with some hand lotion. Hope that doesn't disappoint anybody. You know how folks ...
by porfirio
Sat Dec 20, 2008 9:23 am
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: You Can't Get Born Again - But We Can Get You a Beer
Replies: 13
Views: 3238

golgotha-a-go-go said Oh please, pretty please, can we do a latin mass? I know all the words by heart. In princípio erat Verbum, et Verbum erat apud Deum, et Deus erat Verbum. Hoc erat in princípio apud Deum. Ómnia per ipsum facta sunt, et sine ipso factum est nihil quod factum est. In ipso vita ...
by porfirio
Sat Dec 20, 2008 8:58 am
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: You Can't Get Born Again - But We Can Get You a Beer
Replies: 13
Views: 3238

Re: You Can't Get Born Again - But We Can Get You a Beer

Goathead said:

I thought it tasted like single malt.
But that was many years ago.

You're right goathead - it was good scotch and it was at least six years ago. We'll bring some more this coming year. Looking forward to your beer.
by porfirio
Fri Dec 19, 2008 1:49 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: You Can't Get Born Again - But We Can Get You a Beer
Replies: 13
Views: 3238

You Can't Get Born Again - But We Can Get You a Beer

This note is from the folks who bring the Twistine Chapel to the Playa every year. Sorry, no virgins here, but I am a newbie as a registered user. So that's worth posting an introduction I guess. The Chapel includes art, a couple of popes, assorted clergy an' Jaysus an' all that stuff. Sacraments to...
by porfirio
Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:35 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: Virgin Burner
Replies: 48
Views: 6066

[quote]I am your run of the mill average 19 year old redhead located in the Pacific NW [/quote]
As an old-time Seattle burner I must weigh in with a big welcome. You'll do great at Black Rock City: wish I'd had your cool when I was nineteen.
The Pope
by porfirio
Sun Dec 14, 2008 7:39 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Burning Man: Satan's Birthday Party
Replies: 30
Views: 31704

Satan's Birthday Party, Yet Again

It's been 3 months since Somekind posted about the Satan's Birthday Party site, so this response is really late. But....since the Twistine Chapel was mentioned we want to post a reply. We co-own/operate the august installation known as TWISTINE CHAPEL (drums, trumpets), and were aware of the Satan's...

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