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by Napalm Demon
Mon Apr 13, 2009 3:22 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Things You Hate..................
Replies: 130
Views: 12342

theCryptofishist wrote: And nothing screams "Gamma Male and All Around Tool" like jumping on the piercing fad.

What's a guy to do?
40g in Thailand and get the pole replaced with a hole. :lol:
by Napalm Demon
Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:42 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Things I Love Love Love....
Replies: 40
Views: 4194

I love making people cry.
by Napalm Demon
Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:54 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Things You Hate..................
Replies: 130
Views: 12342

So none of you guys ever get chaffed without underwear? I like to wear sarongs on the playa, but need to be careful about the rubbing. JK Real men aren't afraid of a little chaffing, heck real men have their junk pierced because nothing screams "Alpha male" like callused up and pierced junk. :) Hon...
by Napalm Demon
Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:46 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Mt Redoubt Alaska expected to erupt in days
Replies: 28
Views: 3079

akmojo wrote:
drill baby drill....
If only it was worth our time... I say Earth first! we'll strip mine and rape the other planets later. 8)
by Napalm Demon
Sat Apr 11, 2009 8:53 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Things You Hate..................
Replies: 130
Views: 12342

How often do you have to wash your pants? Depends on your definition of have to? :? I'm male, lets face it, if I'm in town I normally change them out once a day like most people... if I'm out remote where I'm surrounded only by roughnecks and have to sleep "ready to roll" and pulling 16-18 hour shi...
by Napalm Demon
Sat Apr 11, 2009 4:51 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Thank God No More Sarah Palin Threads
Replies: 50
Views: 4861

Monkeypoo wrote:Anyone see this porno movie?

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Almost every North Slope worker has a copy of that movie, to the great dismay of her husband. I think he's working as a production engineer at GC-2 right now....
by Napalm Demon
Fri Apr 10, 2009 2:35 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Things You Hate..................
Replies: 130
Views: 12342

I hate catching willy with the zipper when I don't wear undies :shock: I hate undies. I for the life of me cannot figure out why they were even created. I mean all I own is my chain mesh man-thong for aesthetics even though it catches on my ladder. So I agree - I'm definitely party of this hating u...
by Napalm Demon
Fri Apr 10, 2009 2:04 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: Chickie from Yakima, Washington
Replies: 12
Views: 1939

Barbie wrote: Napalm Demon we are more than likely cousins of some sort if the Family Homesteaded in Yakima!
w00t! You seem nice, I'll claim yah as my cousin. :D
by Napalm Demon
Fri Apr 10, 2009 2:01 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Things You Hate..................
Replies: 130
Views: 12342

Sail Man wrote:I hate catching willy with the zipper when I don't wear undies :shock:
Just remember is ribbing for her pleasure dude when the scar tissue is formed. Commando is a good term, because it's safest if you're wearing BDU bottoms as they lack zippers.
by Napalm Demon
Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:50 pm
Forum: 2009 Theme
Topic: Is Lamarkian evolution superior to Darwinian evolution
Replies: 54
Views: 16522

jkisha wrote:Why do you want us to select between a discredited theory and the accepted theory? It's like asking which is more suited to humans, creationism or evolution.

JK
Because some of us like to vote for not just underdogs, but the underdog that's under the grass at the pet cometary. :P
by Napalm Demon
Thu Apr 09, 2009 5:48 pm
Forum: 2009 Theme
Topic: Return ratio
Replies: 142
Views: 45186

Re: Half your age, eh?

VeganChoirGirl wrote: As for all you olders dating youngers....hot. I love to date older men, usually twice my age. Maybe I'll see you on the playa ;)
Just so it isn't lopsided - I love to date older women, but normally only 1.5 times my age. Twice my age if they have a weak ticker and a BMW.
by Napalm Demon
Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:27 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Confessions.
Replies: 2168
Views: 255377

I confess to the following and only the following: I gave the anti-virgin a high protein tonsal wash. I have created vile and unspeakable dishes with bacon and the Bakon Gawds forsaked me. I love Aqua's Lollipop. I have drank the alphabet, and have done the entire pharmacy. I masturbate more often t...
by Napalm Demon
Thu Apr 09, 2009 12:35 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Things You Hate..................
Replies: 130
Views: 12342

My employer - they call me back to Alaska after I took personal leave, and now say they don't have the contract after all. Great - my home is only 2,750 miles away from here....
by Napalm Demon
Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:18 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: What I Learned Today
Replies: 99
Views: 9458

Today I learned: Vegetarian females are tasty. :oops:
by Napalm Demon
Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:12 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Haiku
Replies: 232
Views: 36818

i wrote a haiku
but it wasn't very good
so i won't share it

:cry:
by Napalm Demon
Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:06 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: delete?
Replies: 25
Views: 2699

oh, dear. When you said "I'm waiting for JK", I thought you meant 'just kidding' and I had broken some rule and angered people ah, thanks for the welcoming! : D Naw - jk is the official unofficial first greeter for all us nublets. From what I can gather no one likes to get in front of him because h...
by Napalm Demon
Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:12 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: A Little Motivation
Replies: 36
Views: 8093

Re: A Little Motivation

Ever feel like you just need a little extra motivation to get the job done?. "There is no problem that cannot be solved by the use of high explosives." Generally after figuring out the shipping time of said high explosives, I grimace, I complain, and just get the job done the "correct" way. Here's ...
by Napalm Demon
Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:11 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: delete?
Replies: 25
Views: 2699

ygmir wrote:did the name of this thread just change?
Yes it did - see you two? You should've said welcome! You scared this one off. :P
by Napalm Demon
Wed Apr 08, 2009 3:38 pm
Forum: 2009 Art & Performance
Topic: Reno we need Room to build an ART CAR
Replies: 199
Views: 55072

Re: Reno we need Room to build an ART CAR

duffdog wrote: Maybe BM really is about old guys trying to get laid in the desert? :wink:
Yes but what old Bears do in the desert is their business. :lol:
by Napalm Demon
Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:21 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: so excited..... first burning man...
Replies: 8
Views: 1050

Re: so excited..... first burning man...

hello! I want to start by introducing myself.... i have recently had one of the largest life changes... and i have decided that to continue on this journey, burning man was a must. this will be my first time, i am looking for help, but most of all friendship and connections with others... and new u...
by Napalm Demon
Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:46 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: A Little Motivation
Replies: 36
Views: 8093

Re: A Little Motivation

djnormanj wrote:Ever feel like you just need a little extra motivation to get the job done?.
"There is no problem that cannot be solved by the use of high explosives."

Generally after figuring out the shipping time of said high explosives, I grimace, I complain, and just get the job done the "correct" way.
by Napalm Demon
Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:52 pm
Forum: 2011 Share Resources
Topic: Burning Man on a budget....
Replies: 33
Views: 11384

mdmf007 wrote:
Add some water to that list or your dead!!!!
Hey maybe he's planning on recycling his and his campmate's urine or something...
by Napalm Demon
Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:35 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Scientology
Replies: 43
Views: 9765

Meh - I just try to get them to join the Church of the SubGenius. They can't handle our massive amounts of slack.
by Napalm Demon
Sat Apr 04, 2009 8:37 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: Chickie from Yakima, Washington
Replies: 12
Views: 1939

Re: Chickie from Yakima, Washington

Yepper...going to be a Newbie Burner. though family has been going for a while....I'm sure I'll find my niche! Welcome! Yakima eh? I left that town in 2000 and even though that's where my family still lives proud to say I never spend more than 48 hours there in a year. :lol: My family homesteaded T...
by Napalm Demon
Mon Feb 23, 2009 10:48 am
Forum: 2009 Theme Camps
Topic: is it easy to join a camp?
Replies: 37
Views: 7545

General Disorder wrote:If you bring the Napalm, we can have a Breakfast BBQ
How many gallons do you want, and do you also want a BBQ made out of steel drums painted to look like napalm drums too? :lol:
by Napalm Demon
Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:25 pm
Forum: 2009 Theme Camps
Topic: is it easy to join a camp?
Replies: 37
Views: 7545

A small group may not seem as exciting, but its better than getting stuck with a crazy psycho person, or worse, a whole group of crazy psycho people. Drat I started reading this thread hoping a group of crazy psycho people would be announcing their open ended recruiting offer involving high probabi...
by Napalm Demon
Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:08 pm
Forum: 2009 Theme Camps
Topic: is it easy to join a camp?
Replies: 37
Views: 7545

A small group may not seem as exciting, but its better than getting stuck with a crazy psycho person, or worse, a whole group of crazy psycho people. Drat I started reading this thread hoping a group of crazy psycho people would be announcing their open ended recruiting offer involving high probabi...
by Napalm Demon
Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:36 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: Juneau Alaskan Burners?
Replies: 14
Views: 1879

theCryptofishist wrote:
Sage Venkman wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote: Oh, they're right next to each other. Alaska's a small state.
Yes, but you can't get there from here, except by plane.
What? You bums haven't built that goddammed bridge yet?
We're still waiting on AF&G and ADEC approval, they claim the paper work got eaten by the moose. :P
by Napalm Demon
Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:32 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Mt Redoubt Alaska expected to erupt in days
Replies: 28
Views: 3079

Knowing my luck it'll erupt when I get done at work and I get stuck in Prudhoe Bay for a few days. :roll:
by Napalm Demon
Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:51 am
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: Virgin Burner
Replies: 6
Views: 1151

Welcome! But don't take those pills Box Burner offered - I one time took those things and ended up puking blood! Now I did swallow the better part of a bottle with the better part of a bottle of vodka, but still, that's some rough stuff he's slinging. :lol: I suggest nothing stronger than Tylenol bu...

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