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by Da Mule
Thu Dec 25, 2014 6:02 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar 2014 Edition
Replies: 7590
Views: 165149

Re: The Bar 2014 Edition

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
by Da Mule
Fri Sep 27, 2013 8:00 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Da Mule has been kidnapped by a one-legged prostitute !!!
Replies: 98
Views: 14172

Re: Da Mule has been kidnapped by a one-legged prostitute !!

the one legged prostitute played Tom Waits 24 hours

and she was obsessed with saran wrap

putting it in a bucket, lowering it down once a week

"it puts the saran wrap all over"
by Da Mule
Fri Sep 27, 2013 7:56 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar, Volume #4
Replies: 9522
Views: 356177

Re: The Bar, Volume #4

*runs in, sniffs around, devours cheez doodles, runs out*
by Da Mule
Tue Jun 07, 2011 4:27 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23113
Views: 1408389

by Da Mule
Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:13 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Stop posting so much
Replies: 6836
Views: 470318

I got an email the other day telling me that someone had messaged me on eplaya but when I got here there were "no new messages". So I think that someone who posts too much has stolen my post. Please return. *edited to add a "who" cuz everyone needs a who, including Horton, and ed...
by Da Mule
Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:06 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The person below me
Replies: 12475
Views: 450469

I never get stuck in those things....but am happy to help transport it.

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TPBM has had an embarassing incident in an outhouse.
by Da Mule
Tue Jun 07, 2011 11:15 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Stop posting so much
Replies: 6836
Views: 470318

I have an approved photo to post, but I forgot it.

So I'll post again when I find it.
by Da Mule
Tue Jun 07, 2011 11:14 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The person below me
Replies: 12475
Views: 450469

cheez doodles are in the bar!

TPBM has had their very own run-in with a one-legged prostitute.
by Da Mule
Tue Jun 07, 2011 11:09 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The person below me
Replies: 12475
Views: 450469

Yep...Usually somewhere between 7 and 10, d and g.

TPBM wonders how someone does toilet work on their knees....aren't you supposed to be on your ass?
by Da Mule
Fri Mar 04, 2011 10:16 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The person below me
Replies: 12475
Views: 450469

I did get a nice new bit last year, but it wasn't at Frog Pond.

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TPBM never posts in the no posting thread.
by Da Mule
Fri Mar 04, 2011 10:03 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Stop posting so much
Replies: 6836
Views: 470318

Is this the thread that I'm not supposed to post in? I couldn't find it.
by Da Mule
Fri Mar 04, 2011 9:58 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23113
Views: 1408389

did you FART?
by Da Mule
Fri Mar 04, 2011 9:40 am
Forum: 2011 Theme Camps
Topic: TERMINAL CITY is the new Center Camp !
Replies: 145
Views: 27149

*runs in, farts RIGHT next to OED warming himself next to burn barrel, runs out FAST*
by Da Mule
Fri Mar 04, 2011 9:36 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Thinking about making a list of those that are Morons to me
Replies: 57
Views: 4328

ygmir wrote:
jkisha wrote:
gyre wrote:I just want to know who the socks are.


Me too!


we're all socks, cept you two..........


I KNEW IT!!! You're me, right?
by Da Mule
Fri Mar 04, 2011 9:34 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Thinking about making a list of those that are Morons to me
Replies: 57
Views: 4328

jkisha wrote:
gyre wrote:I just want to know who the socks are.


Me too!


Me three!!!

Well actually I'm older than three, but yes, I'd like to know.
by Da Mule
Fri Mar 04, 2011 9:31 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: CIAO!
Replies: 33
Views: 2459

ciao means hello too!
by Da Mule
Fri Mar 04, 2011 9:30 am
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: What's YOUR favorite tool?
Replies: 34
Views: 2915

I am my favorite.
by Da Mule
Fri Mar 04, 2011 9:28 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Oh, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie....
Replies: 34
Views: 2131

Monkyepoo!!! I missed you.

*hangs from chandelier, flinging poop and bananas around*
by Da Mule
Thu Jan 13, 2011 3:56 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Stop posting so much
Replies: 6836
Views: 470318

This is not a post. It's a driveby post-not-post to say hello.

I have cheez doodles to attend to...goodbye now.
by Da Mule
Sat Dec 18, 2010 5:52 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: What have you learned from eplaya?
Replies: 34
Views: 2301

I've learned that you shouldn't post so much.
by Da Mule
Sat Dec 18, 2010 5:44 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Burning Man changed my wife!
Replies: 61
Views: 11863

[So true. It appears that most of the burners in DFW are 20-something ravers (sorry if that offends anyone). I've been looking without success for a year now for an older demographic. the Open quote is missing....it need to start like this: [quote]So true.... Try clicking "preview" before...
by Da Mule
Sat Dec 18, 2010 5:38 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Stop posting so much
Replies: 6836
Views: 470318

Re: Post Ear we Oar.

Simon of the Playa wrote:oh kiss my post here, eeyore....


I don't like it when people call me eeyore. Why do they say that anyway?
by Da Mule
Sat Dec 18, 2010 5:17 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Why does God hate amputees?
Replies: 45
Views: 4311

oneeyeddick wrote:Well if this is satire, then I would love to see his take on grown men that still play with Barbie Dolls.


Still? Are you jealous that you can't play with them anymore like you did when you were just a oneyed cocktail weiner?
by Da Mule
Tue Dec 14, 2010 1:22 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23113
Views: 1408389

now is here
by Da Mule
Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:03 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?
Replies: 266
Views: 30171

Aiee! It burns! wrote:is celibacy a sin ?


It might be the worst sexual thing you've ever done.
by Da Mule
Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:02 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: JKISHA has been masterbating for over 3 years.
Replies: 37
Views: 2780

Re: JKISHA has been masterbating for over 3 years.

Maybe that's his theory? I could picture him saying something like "Hey, ladies, this might not look too cool, but think about it. I've been able to hold off that climax for years, now. When was the last time you were with a man with that kind of staying power?" If so, you've got to admit...
by Da Mule
Tue Dec 14, 2010 7:48 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Stop posting so much
Replies: 6836
Views: 470318

thanks for the tip, FM!

I'm posting soooooo much, but not so much.
by Da Mule
Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:22 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Oneeyes Mule spy footage
Replies: 9
Views: 1096

Ellen Pompeo was just mad that Ben walked in on us.
by Da Mule
Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:15 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?
Replies: 266
Views: 30171

I choked somebody while they were about to come. (They had given enough hints that they wanted me to do so...)

But I feel a bit conflicted about it now. Everything I read about it online suggests that I could have killed them and that it's bad and stuff....

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