MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

the one legged prostitute played Tom Waits 24 hours

and she was obsessed with saran wrap

putting it in a bucket, lowering it down once a week

"it puts the saran wrap all over"

*runs in, sniffs around, devours cheez doodles, runs out*

I got an email the other day telling me that someone had messaged me on eplaya but when I got here there were "no new messages". So I think that someone who posts too much has stolen my post. Please return. *edited to add a "who" cuz everyone needs a who, including Horton, and editing doesn't count ...

I never get stuck in those things....but am happy to help transport it.



TPBM has had an embarassing incident in an outhouse.

I have an approved photo to post, but I forgot it.

So I'll post again when I find it.

cheez doodles are in the bar!

TPBM has had their very own run-in with a one-legged prostitute.

Yep...Usually somewhere between 7 and 10, d and g.

TPBM wonders how someone does toilet work on their knees....aren't you supposed to be on your ass?

I did get a nice new bit last year, but it wasn't at Frog Pond.



TPBM never posts in the no posting thread.

Is this the thread that I'm not supposed to post in? I couldn't find it.

did you FART?

*runs in, farts RIGHT next to OED warming himself next to burn barrel, runs out FAST*

ygmir wrote:

jkisha wrote:

gyre wrote:I just want to know who the socks are.

Me too!

we're all socks, cept you two..........

I KNEW IT!!! You're me, right?

jkisha wrote:

gyre wrote:I just want to know who the socks are.

Me too!

Me three!!!

Well actually I'm older than three, but yes, I'd like to know.

ciao means hello too!

I am my favorite.

Monkyepoo!!! I missed you.

*hangs from chandelier, flinging poop and bananas around*

This is not a post. It's a driveby post-not-post to say hello.

I have cheez doodles to attend to...goodbye now.

I've learned that you shouldn't post so much.

[So true. It appears that most of the burners in DFW are 20-something ravers (sorry if that offends anyone). I've been looking without success for a year now for an older demographic. the Open quote is missing....it need to start like this: So true.... Try clicking "preview" before submit and you c...

Simon of the Playa wrote:oh kiss my post here, eeyore....

I don't like it when people call me eeyore. Why do they say that anyway?

oneeyeddick wrote: Well if this is satire, then I would love to see his take on grown men that still play with Barbie Dolls.

Still? Are you jealous that you can't play with them anymore like you did when you were just a oneyed cocktail weiner?

now is here

Aiee! It burns! wrote:is celibacy a sin ?

It might be the worst sexual thing you've ever done.

Maybe that's his theory? I could picture him saying something like "Hey, ladies, this might not look too cool, but think about it. I've been able to hold off that climax for years, now. When was the last time you were with a man with that kind of staying power?" If so, you've got to admit, he has a...

thanks for the tip, FM!

I'm posting soooooo much, but not so much.

Ellen Pompeo was just mad that Ben walked in on us.

I choked somebody while they were about to come. (They had given enough hints that they wanted me to do so...)

But I feel a bit conflicted about it now. Everything I read about it online suggests that I could have killed them and that it's bad and stuff....