Can I get 3 shots of Vicodin please.
I need to shhlowly whisk ahhhhway and shhleep.

If anybody wants to just toss them in my drink, that'll be fine too.

Wow - Look what you did to me.
What did you put in that drink?
Was there a little something extra there?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

achem (silent ) cough-cough...ahh, sorry to bug you again, but ahh, you know..the bed??? Whats going on with that.

I gotta admit...in the real world, it is hard to look at people for who they are. We always attach something to them, some stigma, some judgement - what their wearing or how they look - all of them guide us in how we perceive others. And obviously super-sexy, beautiful woman fall into that category....

Crazy story.
Glad to hear you guys are all ok.
That guy will surely get something - Jail, Suspended License...he has to.

The only thing is....you cant really look out for drunks. Most of the time, like in your case, they find you first.

I eat red

Jiminy Christmas Albaquerque Christ All-Mighty Minnessota damn. Whew. I have been working on this big parade for the past 3 months and sheeyyiite. I need a fricking drink. Bar-keep, hook me up with 10 shots of Tequila please, I am gonna be here a while. Just make sure to kick me out by Saturday. By ...

You can spend your whole life bitching and complaining about other peoples lack there of in life. Complain about them not having this characteristic...or...not doing this the right way.....or...pick any judgemental view you can have on someone. (by the way, I am refering to people, not milk) So, yea...

I agree with you with one minor diversion. We are all Jennifer Love Hewitt. It is only through our spring water perspective that we see eachother as different. Hence, the exact answer of indifference is really that Jennifer (me and you) is deciding that Mimes shall inherit the earth. Then, Jennifer,...

CookiePuss I have an Oreo fetish. Can you handle that?

What does Trolling mean? Rules on ePlaya are almost impossible to follow. The concept of a thread having its life lived out only on its initial topic is HIGH-Larious. I was thinking, moments ago, how it is strange how threads always take a life of their own, whatever the initial topic is. But then, ...

Is it possible for some people to misuse for friendly offer. What are you gonna do one day, when you wake up and outside your tent are 500 horny men and woman saying: "Good Morning Sunshine!" Just curious how all of this will actually play out. You should be selective and trust me - DONT TELL ANYBOD...

You know, instead of just asking: What the F*** are you talking about -OR- what the F*** are you trying to do here.....I will just go with it. To further expound on the philosphies of non-sensical relationships between humans and their android friends, it would be wise to enjoy the delights of taste...

The Love Parade Website is now listing information on pre and after parties.

Check out these Cats. The pussies go on and on and on and on and on and on.............................................

http://www.infinitecat.com/infinite/cat-html/1.html

sounds nice & clear.
I always viewed it differently, but now it makes total sense.
I thought it went deeper, but I guess it doesnt.

Maybe I should catch up on my T. Jefferson reading.

That patch rocks. I mentioned it earlier in a nother thread.

I tried the patch on my avatar. But it just became a flat FUCKING object.
I gotta do some Animated Gif Learning.
But not from home, cause home is FUCKING slow.

And by the way - arrr - how many fingers am I holding up - arrrr

Arrrrr - shiver me timbers - arrrrrrr - az long az we want to matey - but actually, i dont know....what you mean - this is...arrrr....the way I normally tak - arrrrr

I cant wait till I have fucking broadband at home. The fucking speed that the fucking information enters my fucking laptop is so fucking goddamn fucking slow.

My sincere apologies. Leaving out of the blue. Not nice on ePlaya although I am sure it happens all the time. If you wanna play catch up, please play. Separation - Church & State. If it doesn't appear anywhere in the constitution, why the hell do we have this idea in our heads. Where does it come fr...

You know what I have always found weird. We are supposed to have a separation between church & state right? We have laws disallowing religion to be taught in our schools and....right now I cant think of any more, but you know what I mean. Separation. However, if you look at all our currency. Coin an...

Rob, I am not gonna discuss whether your theory is true or not. People in room with food. What I will say is, we have the option to be better. We can do it. Especially people like us who live in civilized society, where food is not an issue, neither is clothing, neither is shelter. (Lets not dive in...

Mr. Fixit, Thank you for the kind words. Very much appreciated. I plan to contribute immensely to burning man. My cousins and several friends have been going for years and telling me it is an amazing experience. I cant wait to see for myself. Camera - I think you have been lucky. :wink: Honestly, I ...

You know what - dont even answer that. I will simply re-phrase what you have already said. All situations are different. You need to evaluate it on its own and use your judgement, balancing all factors involved. Thats just one thing I deal with ever so often and I guess you said it well earlier, wit...

ChatNoir - You are poetic in the way you describe things. I understand you much better than myself, when I read your stuff. I re-read my stuff and see it as babble. See, re-read line 2. I agree with you totally on almost all your points. Questions: Does someone try to show the way for others or not....

Pol Pot, Stalin & Hitler walk into a bar.....hahaha...just kidding. Ok - Lets pick some mass-murderers. Stalin - killed 30 million! Hitler - killed 7 million! Pol Pot - dont know, but I am sure it was a lot. All these guys are horrific people who committed horrific acts. So..Dave...what the hell are...

Hey Stuart, Please read what I wrote again because I am not discussing the nature/nurture debate. Nor am I denying that there are bad people out there. Very simply I am making the point that human understanding is a fundamental right that should be given to all. It does not supercede someone's punis...

Eric - YOU SHUTTERSLUT! That sounds so great I just had to say it. I was at the beach today, lucky enough to enjoy some beautiful spring weather. Had my camera with me and well, I took pictures. A LOT OF PICTURES. I just didnt fucking stop! Eric, I too am a shutterslut. I admit it! If I bring my cam...