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You'll need to apply for a Laser Variance (google it) if you are using above 5mW (cheap laser pen is 5mW). Rather than buy lasers off the shelf (unless you are prepared to spend a lot) have a think about making your own effects - its not that difficult and by doing this you can also make them more p...

Sorry for the 'how long is a piece of string' type question but, we'd like to add a bar to our camp in 2011. We probably cant afford to be as generous as we'd like to, though - we'll have a go! We'll run 8 hours a day, 4pm - midnight, be playing music and hopefully on a 'spoke' @ B or C ....so hopef...

''sounds like a skeleton having a wank in a biscuit tin''
(my cars engine)

Irish Joke...

Paddy and Mick went to London to donate sperm.....

It was a disaster.....

Paddy missed the tube and Mick came on the Bus

I don't know either, computers phase me too Flame Retarded, I hate it when my computer says ''do you want to run and install exe. 14 enabling device?''.....you only get a yes or no option....I want a 'I dont know' option

Thanks Curiosgnate, Yeah you're right about the bar, I saw quite a few music camps last year that had put a lot of effort in but had no bar...not a lot happening! Which is a shame. I would love to have a bar but am funding this on my own and running things on my own too. My campmates from last year ...

Just a small camp for Metropolis. I'll be pumping out deep house, Detroit techno and Chicago house circa 1987 -1990. Only the very best from this era of 'dance'. Expect 'old school' mixing of lots of rare tracks. Will be playing 5 or 6 nights of the week, starting with sweet smoochy beats early in t...

Careful with that toe man ! I broke my toe 3 weeks before leaving england for BM last year, I thought I had it in the bag - lots of frozen peas to reduce the swelling and Arnica, it felt alright and I was walking normally. This sounds insane - but my foot is STILL bruised!!!!! ....So take it easy!!!...

the politics in England are such
that we give away far too much
we'll welcome you in
despite all your sins
so we end up even more fucked

Its been a long time gone
Since I turned my computer on

(actually fuck that)....


Its been a long time gone
Since I took a toke on a bong
The last time I did
I was pissed as a squid
And was singing a silly song

Yeah I saw that on the telly the other day and thought.......playa ! That 01795 no is an East Kent no. if any one should wanna ring him from outside the UK its 0044 1795 and whatever the rest of it is. Might give him a bell myself and go and have a butchers. I bet it would survive playa dust......it...

At last....the final piece of this poxy puzzle.!!

Roberto Dobbisano supports Liverpool - what a cunt! (he'll understand) and drinks cheap bargain basement tea after a night out on crack!

GUTTED! ...I was looking forward to enjoying his company over a glass of port and a Bolivar!

-Have tea with the Queen HOPE YOU GAVE HER MY REGARDS -Eat some marmalade THAT NEW STUFF FROM CHINA IS THE BOLLOCKS INNIT' -Make some utterly witty high brow comments about foreign types STEADY!!!! -Randomly standing to attention shouting "Gawd bless d queen" while saluting the Union Jack and listen...

[quote="Roberto Dobbisano"]it's too easy. it's just too easy... here kid, here's some rope....more than enough...plenty in fact. [img]http://images-3.redbubble.net/img/art/size:xlarge/view:main/2543385-2-rope-coil.jpg[/img][/quote] Thanks and all But I'm not the pervert I once was..... I prefer to t...

[quote="Roberto Dobbisano"]ummm, at least i speak english. I'm not sure what they have been teaching you on Air Strip One, but it is not the same language that we have learned here. Is this a British Form of Ebonics? A dialect long lost? some kind of Island Slang or Patois? pray tell, what on god's ...

WTF.....CHICKEN AND THE FUCKING EGG...!????

WELL FUCK ME PINK!

AS LONG THEY'RE BOTH COOKED RIGHT AND THE OMELETTE IS SERVED WITH GRAVADLAX AND FOLLOWED BY CHAM- FUCKIN- PAGNE, I PERSONALLY COULDN'T GIVE TWO MONKEYS.

FUCK WE HAVE 'EVOLVED' !!!!!!!!!

[quote="Roberto Dobbisano"][quote]Gin and MDMA my boy!.... and banging techno sounds ZOOOOB ZOOOOB ZOOOOB ZOOOOB....... [/quote] i'm so sorry, i spoke too soon, all the spots have been taken....looks like you'll be doing the usual mushroom fests and glastonbury thingy, maybe a little love parade, bu...

OH YEAH

THANKS....

I GET IT NOW......

IT'S ABOUT TIME THEY 'DIGITISED' ROMAN NUMERALS INNIT' REALLY.

well....thank fuck we are at least talking about 2010....... So glad the usual positivity on 'here' prevails! DRINKS....Champagne,Vodka and Red Bull!!!!!!! WTF???????? it is..... TEQUILA, VODKA and RED BULL....for fucks sake!!!! AKA..'TVR' TVR...... Us English really are fucked aren't we!?? Champagn...

I dont suffer from insomnia as such but have a little difficulty getting to sleep sometimes...... When you get into bed focus on the events of the day starting with the most recent - brushing your teeth for instance and then work back through the day, social interactions, something you saw etc. as y...

This thread has freaked me out! First up though I'm glad that Zorro Sings has got off the hook with your case being dismissed. Cool. I got involved as a barman/bartender on a few occasions, I got asked to help by camps that were 'local'. I think perhaps they thought it somewhat novel to have an Engl...

Yep, flew solo from England with a broken toe for 2009, my first burn.
Didn't have the luxury of a bike so walked about.
When theres a will theres a way!

[quote="Simon of the Playa"][quote]Good luck with DIY brain surgery[/quote] been there, done that, replaced the old commodore 64 chip with a motorola a few years back. Intel can suck my ass.[/quote] WHOOPS A DAISY!!!!!! SI ..........YOU FORGOT YOUR FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

way to go dude.....fuckin' 'ardcore.

Good luck with DIY brain surgery that you will likely need in the future!!!

[quote="Roberto Dobbisano"]well he passes the kinky litmus test, why the hell not....welcome home you limey bastard.[/quote]

Limey Bastard!!! ....Piss off cunt!












Kindest regards and all that......naturally.

Si of the Playa, So you're on Dog drugs now? Fuckin way to go! Straight up - the antibiotic you want is Tetracycline. It blocks the Collagenese enzyme, trust me. If your dog drugs are the Metronidazole type of antibiotic, you wont have much luck. I have gum problems due to my nasal cavities giving u...

Tyvek is'nt transparent BTW so shouldn't 'glare'.

A product that I think is particularly suitable for shade is 'Tyvek', I dont know what you call it in the States but the product is basically an underlay type roofing felt, its thin, lightweight and very tough . It will probably come on a 50metre roll and is about 1 metre wide, a stapler for staplin...

[quote="TomServo"][quote="303jewels"][quote="TomServo"]For overseas burners that have to lug their gear out to the U.S. I've been wondering what to do with my new garage, that's too small for my truck. On the last thread I visited, it became clear. I'm willing to give my extra space up for out of co...