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by 303jewels
Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:17 pm
Forum: 2010 Theme Camps
Topic: Cost of booze for you bar in 2010 ?
Replies: 12
Views: 3815

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by 303jewels
Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:36 am
Forum: 2011 Share Resources
Topic: Laser Light shows
Replies: 39
Views: 5656

You'll need to apply for a Laser Variance (google it) if you are using above 5mW (cheap laser pen is 5mW). Rather than buy lasers off the shelf (unless you are prepared to spend a lot) have a think about making your own effects - its not that difficult and by doing this you can also make them more p...
by 303jewels
Wed Sep 22, 2010 12:43 pm
Forum: 2010 Theme Camps
Topic: Cost of booze for you bar in 2010 ?
Replies: 12
Views: 3815

Cost of booze for you bar in 2010 ?

Sorry for the 'how long is a piece of string' type question but, we'd like to add a bar to our camp in 2011. We probably cant afford to be as generous as we'd like to, though - we'll have a go! We'll run 8 hours a day, 4pm - midnight, be playing music and hopefully on a 'spoke' @ B or C ....so hopef...
by 303jewels
Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:22 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Best Line Today
Replies: 413
Views: 55238

''sounds like a skeleton having a wank in a biscuit tin''
(my cars engine)
by 303jewels
Fri May 21, 2010 10:33 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: your stupid joke here
Replies: 1026
Views: 208862

Irish Joke...

Paddy and Mick went to London to donate sperm.....

It was a disaster.....

Paddy missed the tube and Mick came on the Bus
by 303jewels
Fri May 21, 2010 10:27 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: how do i make a fucking avatar?
Replies: 12
Views: 1476

I don't know either, computers phase me too Flame Retarded, I hate it when my computer says ''do you want to run and install exe. 14 enabling device?''.....you only get a yes or no option....I want a 'I dont know' option
by 303jewels
Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:59 pm
Forum: 2010 Theme Camps
Topic: the 'OLD HOUSE' @ 'HOME'....music camp
Replies: 7
Views: 1566

Thanks Curiosgnate, Yeah you're right about the bar, I saw quite a few music camps last year that had put a lot of effort in but had no bar...not a lot happening! Which is a shame. I would love to have a bar but am funding this on my own and running things on my own too. My campmates from last year ...
by 303jewels
Sun Feb 07, 2010 12:48 pm
Forum: 2010 Theme Camps
Topic: the 'OLD HOUSE' @ 'HOME'....music camp
Replies: 7
Views: 1566

the 'OLD HOUSE' @ 'HOME'....music camp

Just a small camp for Metropolis. I'll be pumping out deep house, Detroit techno and Chicago house circa 1987 -1990. Only the very best from this era of 'dance'. Expect 'old school' mixing of lots of rare tracks. Will be playing 5 or 6 nights of the week, starting with sweet smoochy beats early in t...
by 303jewels
Mon Feb 01, 2010 11:53 am
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: broken toes
Replies: 12
Views: 1638

Careful with that toe man ! I broke my toe 3 weeks before leaving england for BM last year, I thought I had it in the bag - lots of frozen peas to reduce the swelling and Arnica, it felt alright and I was walking normally. This sounds insane - but my foot is STILL bruised!!!!! ....So take it easy!!!...
by 303jewels
Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:52 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Replies: 292
Views: 52822

the politics in England are such
that we give away far too much
we'll welcome you in
despite all your sins
so we end up even more fucked
by 303jewels
Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:47 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Replies: 292
Views: 52822

Its been a long time gone
Since I turned my computer on

(actually fuck that)....


Its been a long time gone
Since I took a toke on a bong
The last time I did
I was pissed as a squid
And was singing a silly song
by 303jewels
Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:00 am
Forum: 2010 Art & Performance
Topic: This should be rescued for the Playa
Replies: 22
Views: 3733

Yeah I saw that on the telly the other day and thought.......playa ! That 01795 no is an East Kent no. if any one should wanna ring him from outside the UK its 0044 1795 and whatever the rest of it is. Might give him a bell myself and go and have a butchers. I bet it would survive playa dust......it...
by 303jewels
Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:02 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: Ayup! Hello from Manchester Monkeys!!! (UK that is......)
Replies: 34
Views: 3311

At last....the final piece of this poxy puzzle.!!

Roberto Dobbisano supports Liverpool - what a cunt! (he'll understand) and drinks cheap bargain basement tea after a night out on crack!

GUTTED! ...I was looking forward to enjoying his company over a glass of port and a Bolivar!
by 303jewels
Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:14 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: Ayup! Hello from Manchester Monkeys!!! (UK that is......)
Replies: 34
Views: 3311

-Have tea with the Queen HOPE YOU GAVE HER MY REGARDS -Eat some marmalade THAT NEW STUFF FROM CHINA IS THE BOLLOCKS INNIT' -Make some utterly witty high brow comments about foreign types STEADY!!!! -Randomly standing to attention shouting "Gawd bless d queen" while saluting the Union Jack and listen...
by 303jewels
Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:05 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: Ayup! Hello from Manchester Monkeys!!! (UK that is......)
Replies: 34
Views: 3311

[quote="Roberto Dobbisano"]it's too easy. it's just too easy... here kid, here's some rope....more than enough...plenty in fact. [img]http://images-3.redbubble.net/img/art/size:xlarge/view:main/2543385-2-rope-coil.jpg[/img][/quote] Thanks and all But I'm not the pervert I once was..... I prefer to t...
by 303jewels
Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:18 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: Ayup! Hello from Manchester Monkeys!!! (UK that is......)
Replies: 34
Views: 3311

[quote="Roberto Dobbisano"]ummm, at least i speak english. I'm not sure what they have been teaching you on Air Strip One, but it is not the same language that we have learned here. Is this a British Form of Ebonics? A dialect long lost? some kind of Island Slang or Patois? pray tell, what on god's ...
by 303jewels
Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:57 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Which came first, the Pheonix or the egg ?
Replies: 7
Views: 1204

WTF.....CHICKEN AND THE FUCKING EGG...!????

WELL FUCK ME PINK!

AS LONG THEY'RE BOTH COOKED RIGHT AND THE OMELETTE IS SERVED WITH GRAVADLAX AND FOLLOWED BY CHAM- FUCKIN- PAGNE, I PERSONALLY COULDN'T GIVE TWO MONKEYS.

FUCK WE HAVE 'EVOLVED' !!!!!!!!!
by 303jewels
Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:28 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: Ayup! Hello from Manchester Monkeys!!! (UK that is......)
Replies: 34
Views: 3311

[quote="Roberto Dobbisano"][quote]Gin and MDMA my boy!.... and banging techno sounds ZOOOOB ZOOOOB ZOOOOB ZOOOOB....... [/quote] i'm so sorry, i spoke too soon, all the spots have been taken....looks like you'll be doing the usual mushroom fests and glastonbury thingy, maybe a little love parade, bu...
by 303jewels
Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:39 am
Forum: 2010 Theme Camps
Topic: R S MMX
Replies: 300
Views: 47191

OH YEAH

THANKS....

I GET IT NOW......

IT'S ABOUT TIME THEY 'DIGITISED' ROMAN NUMERALS INNIT' REALLY.
by 303jewels
Mon Oct 12, 2009 3:56 pm
Forum: 2010 Theme Camps
Topic: R S MMX
Replies: 300
Views: 47191

well....thank fuck we are at least talking about 2010....... So glad the usual positivity on 'here' prevails! DRINKS....Champagne,Vodka and Red Bull!!!!!!! WTF???????? it is..... TEQUILA, VODKA and RED BULL....for fucks sake!!!! AKA..'TVR' TVR...... Us English really are fucked aren't we!?? Champagn...
by 303jewels
Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:02 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Insomnia
Replies: 76
Views: 10726

I dont suffer from insomnia as such but have a little difficulty getting to sleep sometimes...... When you get into bed focus on the events of the day starting with the most recent - brushing your teeth for instance and then work back through the day, social interactions, something you saw etc. as y...
by 303jewels
Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:31 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: I want to hear more about THIS!
Replies: 126
Views: 26038

This thread has freaked me out! First up though I'm glad that Zorro Sings has got off the hook with your case being dismissed. Cool. I got involved as a barman/bartender on a few occasions, I got asked to help by camps that were 'local'. I think perhaps they thought it somewhat novel to have an Engl...
by 303jewels
Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:27 pm
Forum: 2009 Theme
Topic: Ever gone to burningman when you are still sick?
Replies: 15
Views: 5492

Yep, flew solo from England with a broken toe for 2009, my first burn.
Didn't have the luxury of a bike so walked about.
When theres a will theres a way!
by 303jewels
Sun Oct 04, 2009 2:09 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17111
Views: 1407660

[quote="Simon of the Playa"][quote]Good luck with DIY brain surgery[/quote] been there, done that, replaced the old commodore 64 chip with a motorola a few years back. Intel can suck my ass.[/quote] WHOOPS A DAISY!!!!!! SI ..........YOU FORGOT YOUR FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
by 303jewels
Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:30 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17111
Views: 1407660

way to go dude.....fuckin' 'ardcore.

Good luck with DIY brain surgery that you will likely need in the future!!!
by 303jewels
Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:25 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Should the British be Banned from BM?
Replies: 51
Views: 11508

[quote="Roberto Dobbisano"]well he passes the kinky litmus test, why the hell not....welcome home you limey bastard.[/quote]

Limey Bastard!!! ....Piss off cunt!












Kindest regards and all that......naturally.
by 303jewels
Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:13 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17111
Views: 1407660

Si of the Playa, So you're on Dog drugs now? Fuckin way to go! Straight up - the antibiotic you want is Tetracycline. It blocks the Collagenese enzyme, trust me. If your dog drugs are the Metronidazole type of antibiotic, you wont have much luck. I have gum problems due to my nasal cavities giving u...
by 303jewels
Sun Oct 04, 2009 12:50 pm
Forum: Building Camps & Villages
Topic: Parachute for Shade... how effective?
Replies: 10
Views: 4165

Tyvek is'nt transparent BTW so shouldn't 'glare'.
by 303jewels
Sun Oct 04, 2009 12:47 pm
Forum: Building Camps & Villages
Topic: Parachute for Shade... how effective?
Replies: 10
Views: 4165

A product that I think is particularly suitable for shade is 'Tyvek', I dont know what you call it in the States but the product is basically an underlay type roofing felt, its thin, lightweight and very tough . It will probably come on a 50metre roll and is about 1 metre wide, a stapler for staplin...
by 303jewels
Sun Oct 04, 2009 12:19 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Burners with storage space...
Replies: 8
Views: 775

Re: Burners with storage space...

[quote="TomServo"][quote="303jewels"][quote="TomServo"]For overseas burners that have to lug their gear out to the U.S. I've been wondering what to do with my new garage, that's too small for my truck. On the last thread I visited, it became clear. I'm willing to give my extra space up for out of co...

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