I haven't figured out a thing! I did figure out cotton candy is actually tasty... at least in certain forms and on certain things.

TPBM Can smell candy from all accross the playa. But he must be careful since dust sticks to the sticky

Oh CRAP! FRIDAY!!! I thought it was Saturday! For a second there I thought I was losing track of time...NOT GOOD!

TPBM is warmer now and smells very sweet

Walk it off!

too much porn?

eatin' while meetin'

I actually did have one? Skinny dipping with minnows, like being tickled I bet!

TPBM better not speed, it would make for interesting tickets!

Damn I think you would be 2/3 of the way to three strikes!

doin' the doodle

I certainly do!?

TPBM Enjoys chasing trucks while naked!

(also, WD-40 did work...but I ended up using some other stuff too, also it was more fun coming off then going on as well? -- Thanks again!)

I'm NOT really sure what a JOT or JOTS is so I guess that's a no?

TPBM will get lost in the park looking where he shouldn't while avoiding angry Germans with tattoos.

Damn, that sounds like a fortune cookie!

Nope, I have been poisoned by tequila and am unable. Hint: Never get a massage while buzzed with sharpies close at hand. I have a little burning man on my bum! :cry: TPBM knows how to rid me of 'sharpie tattoos' :roll: ---------------------------------------------------------------- Guten Tag frauli...

At least i don't remember any!

TPBM will be looking out for Burning man henna tatoos in the Englischer Garden

False, I drank more than I should....that I did enjoy and needed every drop. It did make for a fun massage.

TPBM wants a nice warm bowl of milk... a very LARGE bowl of milk being the kinky soul he is!

Thank you very much, I think I do actually! Someone just gave me a nice massage and I smell like candy!

TPBM understands time management! No minute men, please!

love the colors

We're all tools

What Mule you don't like to be used?

Mules are tools

sounds very painful

Neatly trimmed or none at all .... it's the best way to go.

TPBM runs with scissors. Life is better when things are smooth?

also for nausea

I hope to have many! But I'm just a shy virgin

TPBM is very creative revealing what is hiden

So I like the thought you have here. Nudity inspires trust and honesty. Or always trust a naked person since they have nothing to hide!

I guess I certainly will deal with that once I'm there. And danger is what makes it fun, the thrill of the chase!

The person below me enjoys the chase.

Oh crap I lost count! Just kidding, I'm very good with, directions, dates, and other things!

TPBM enjoys loud noises & lofty breezes especially around the scantilly clad

never drink again

still too nauseous

No longer drunk...just hungover a bit right now. But at least I'm feeling very rested.

TPBM wants to keep a handle on things

Maybe I will

Better for shorts

Oh yeah, but try no sleep at all, unless you count sleeping in the car!

Those robes in the hospital are designed that way on purpose, easier for probing things!

TPBM has some fascination with wardrobe malfunctions.