I bet that we have more fun than they do.

If you are concerned about radioactivity just stay away from Camp Plutonium and you'll be fine.

Of course the playa is radioactive and filled with deadly poisons, why else would the government let us go there and have a big party. They are secretly trying to exterminate us.

$18.95 for some babbling about a psuedoreligeon? For a dollar more I can buy Sarah Palin's babbling.

Can't you see it? From 10 o'clock come 56 mutant vehicles each playing "Volare." From 2 o'clock come 48 mutant vehicles playing the "Chicken Dance." And from Center Camp come 63 mutant vehicles playing "Stairway to Heaven." As they meet in a horrible grinding crash at The Man the world comes to an e...

My reaction to gifting has been different. On Sunday and Monday I spend a few hours washing the playa from windshields. Many people felt obligated to give me a gift in return although I never asked for any. I have received beer, bottled water, 'special' cookies, and the usual schwag. Two gifts stand...

Cedarville is a great place to stop. I took the long way home and went through there. The gas at the Chevron is as reasonble as you will find at a Chevron, down the street the ice cream was wonderfulon a warm day. It is worth a few minutes to check out the bookstore, Michael always has an interestin...

The ideal bike would be: Cheap, the playa will tear up a good bike Comfortable, Black Rock City is a big place and you will do a lot of riding Well Lighted, Others will be able to see you and you will be able to see the sleeping hippy in the road Locked, You don't need the best lock, but enough to k...

Don't worry winebuff, although the standards of Hushville are not especially high, they let me in after all. Dougly never comes within 500 yards of our village.

Quote: You know, it's become very unfashionable to say this, but I can drive quite fine after a few cocktails--here that MADD?? Whoever believes this has to be a complete fucktard. Drinking and drunk drivers kill thousands of Americans every year, each and every one of these deaths is totally preven...

We should have some kind of informal doins on the playa. I'll check on posting onsome of the ECV sites.
Hang the Bastard!
Playa Tom
Chapter 1863

At the very best you would be a traffic hazard and create serious disruption to traffic going to the playa. At worst you could very easily be killed or cause someone else to be killed or injured. There are other ways of getting to Burning Man that will not place you and others in peril. You are prop...

I spent an hour or so mooping my village, found a penny, a few little sparkly things, and a few small pieces of paper which had blown in. I quit when I bent down several times to pick up something only to realise I was trying to pick uop a crack in the playa.

I think you have to be a greeter first.

Reno, Wherever You Came From Is Worse

If you get run over by some fucktard in a golfcart the fucktard is at fault. Unfortunately you are the one who is injured. When you are out and about at night get lit up the kneecap you save may be your own.

Patches?
We don't have no patches.
We don't need no stinking patches!

Jerking off on the playa, Indignity Score 23 (Somewhat distasteful)
Posting a story about it on the web, Indignity Score 84 (Really disgusting)

One year I was so sick I was in an iron lung. I had to bring a generator to keep it going and two nurses. At least the playa was really hard so it was easy to push me around.

They can only hide the little chips in lattes and mochas, if you get a lemonade or plain coffee you will be safe.

If the French are banned will we have to rename the Frog Pond?

Can I bring my cats to eat the rats?

Try a roll on or keep your stuff in a cooler, you won't need ice, just the insulation.

Riding a bike is just like sex, you may fall off a few times but if you keep trying you will eventually get the hang of it.

You can join us in GeezerLand on Wednesday when we try to find our teeth.

I came in late for my first two burns and had no problem finding a place to camp. Have you contacted VW Bus Camp? They may still have room.

Go ahead and get a tattoo. Just have it done on a part of your body you don't mind losing in case something goes wrong.

I figure if I get a serious wound I'll get to medical so don't have the big bandages, just bandaids big and small. Hydrogen Peroxide to clean owies, Anty Septic, bag balm, Anty Acid, aspirin, some old prescription pain meds, eye drops, nose spray and some gauze ans a Ace bandage.

I found some little bottles of hand sanitizer, some cheap but pretty good LED flashlights and multi-packs of lip balm. I will be gifting them to complete strangers.
When I go to the portos I bring along a roll of 1ply toilet paper, if the portos are out it will be a very welcome gift.

When does Bob Weir play?