[quote="chiefdanfox"]...as you lie there erupting like a coelacanth on a Thai fishing boat deck.[/quote]

We gladly give our lives for He Who Floats Above!

Signed,

A Coelacanth

[quote="phil"]Remember though that if you double 60% shade cloth you get 120% shade and you'll end up with ice in your tent.[/quote]

Is that the same branch of physics that dictates when you plug in a microwave oven backwards, it freezes whatever you place inside? :)

A swath of quasi-federal land where experiments unburdened by the laws of God and man may have been performed under the aegis of "national security"... Located on an offspur of the Oregon Trail, where the remains of who knows how many pioneers still lie under the playa, having succumbed to dysentery...

Jkisha - yup, Gilroy Garlic Festival is literally right down the road from me the last full weekend of July. Garlic ice cream (better than it sounds), "pyro chefs" sending fireballs into the air. I wish the Red Elvises would play it again. And as for the interlude above, it probably came from burnin...

I come from the city of Gilroy, California; she may be known to you as Caput Alium Mundi, the Garlic Capital Of The World. Although other locales may outdo her in sheer production volume, her rare "Fangbane" and "Sovereign Amethyst" cultivars protect humanity and its offshoots from the hordes of vam...