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by Sensei
Tue Jun 14, 2011 8:58 am
Forum: Off-Playa Meetups
Topic: Happenings in SF June 25
Replies: 7
Views: 751

I'm flying down from Seattle for this. Ya'll have been warned.
by Sensei
Tue May 31, 2011 11:12 am
Forum: 2011 Theme Camps
Topic: Didgeridoo massage!
Replies: 25
Views: 1360

Re: Didgeridoo massage!

didgeman wrote:Will be self sufficient except for food and water.


You *might* have to suck something else if you want someone to provide you with a week's worth of food and water. At least you've got a sense of humor. Good luck.
by Sensei
Tue May 31, 2011 10:51 am
Forum: 2011 Theme Camps
Topic: Didgeridoo massage!
Replies: 25
Views: 1360

Is it really true that playing a didgeridoo is the closest thing there is to sucking a tree's dick?
by Sensei
Thu May 26, 2011 8:32 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: How to You Stand Missing a Burn?
Replies: 29
Views: 1044

So, how did/do you cope?


I remind myself that at least I'm not spending the week with asswipes like Jkisha.

In addition, we have the 'Burn Without The Bother' camp out 'round these parts. Saved my bacon in '08 when I had to take a year off after 8 in a row.
by Sensei
Wed May 18, 2011 11:33 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fight for Your Right to Be Cranky!
Replies: 47
Views: 1610

Don't let the freeloaders get you down, AntiM!

Smootch!
by Sensei
Mon May 09, 2011 7:34 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: What Isn't Burning Man?
Replies: 57
Views: 3172

I'm not dead yet. I just thought I'd announce that.

Carry on.
by Sensei
Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:40 am
Forum: Off-Playa Meetups
Topic: Seattle newbie picnic?
Replies: 5
Views: 931

Seattle's Newbie Picnic at Gasworks Park is Sun. Aug 8th, 12pm – 6pm.

Be there or be square.
by Sensei
Wed Apr 28, 2010 4:01 am
Forum: 2010 Art & Performance
Topic: Does anyone want massively cool art in their dome?
Replies: 2
Views: 885

It's funny, you know how the index page cuts off long thread titles? I thought the title of this thread was *Does Anyone Want A Massive Head Wound?* and I was thinking, "Man, Deathguild is really getting a head start on the shit talking!".

I hope your sculpture finds a happy home.
by Sensei
Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:43 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: i heard a rumour about radioactive dust in black rock playa
Replies: 30
Views: 7152

Seriously though, the only 'radioactivity' you need to worry about is BMIR (BurningMan Information Radio) at 94.5 on your FM dial. They say 'fuck' a lot.

btw - Sorry about your playa name.
by Sensei
Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:27 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: i heard a rumour about radioactive dust in black rock playa
Replies: 30
Views: 7152

I heard a rumor about your mama but I won't repeat it here.

You're welcome.
by Sensei
Tue Nov 24, 2009 12:25 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: NO KIDS ALLOWED!
Replies: 308
Views: 49194

Epic, you are beyond laughable, you're an asshole who has absolutely zero idea what the fuck he's talking about.

Please continue to lecture us on parenting though, we need the laughs.
by Sensei
Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:34 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Drink Spiking (Getting Dosed) is Urban Myth
Replies: 153
Views: 13349

A thread begun to discuss any issue, giving supporting f-a-c-t-s, statistics, etc., with ensuing refutation(s)/disagreements also based on facts, logic, etc. is one thing. This As Seen on TV crap falls not under the headline of reasonable, intelligent discussion, hence the ensuing fallacies (appeal...
by Sensei
Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:54 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Playa Lung ??!!??!!!???
Replies: 337
Views: 66739

emergenttech wrote:I will always fear the consequences of those 7 days in the playa dust.


I'm picturing Drama Queen holding the back of his hand to his forehead as he says this. Someone better get some smelling salts before Mary passes out.
by Sensei
Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:25 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Playa Lung ??!!??!!!???
Replies: 337
Views: 66739

I'm a young guy so I am absolutely terrified about suffering from lung cancer or silicosis now as a result of my week @ BM. ... but I'm getting a nasty feeling that this trip is going to come back to haunt me...for the rest of my life. I will always fear the consequences of those 7 days in the play...
by Sensei
Wed Oct 07, 2009 12:45 am
Forum: 2009 Theme
Topic: Ever gone to burningman when you are still sick?
Replies: 15
Views: 4482

So, anyone know if the o.p. went tits up or not?

Just curious.
by Sensei
Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:25 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Hookahdome
Replies: 41
Views: 10135

I hate to interrupt but I've got a question: what was the name of the stage right next to Hookahdome where they were playing with fire (spinning poi, fire breathing etc.)? I was there Friday night going back and forth between the two stages, and I saw a fire breather fuck up bigtime and set his bear...
by Sensei
Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:03 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: 2009 Cheers and Jeers thread
Replies: 43
Views: 5396

Cheers to me - for making a 60 second cameo appearance at Doc's Meet & Greet, just long enough to meet Dougly, who, just as I've always suspected, isn't at all Ugly. Mission accomplished.

Jeers to me - for not tracking down Simon at Root Society and introducing myself. I suck.
by Sensei
Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:07 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: What was your favorite Theme Camp (not your own)?
Replies: 8
Views: 970

Robosapiens - 9:30 and Esplanade - Jen Woolfe really tore it up during a Wednesday morning sunrise set, and she did it again Friday at midnight.

Those were THE two best sets on the playa I heard all week. Thank you, Jen Woolfe!
by Sensei
Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:26 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Is there wifi in BRC this year?
Replies: 27
Views: 4274

Ah, the fond memories of being a Piss Clear paperboy! Still got my commemorative Piss Clear t-shirt!

You rock, Adrian.
by Sensei
Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:50 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Your Burning Man Traditions?
Replies: 96
Views: 23756

Oopsie! Double-post.
by Sensei
Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:48 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Your Burning Man Traditions?
Replies: 96
Views: 23756

Every year, somewhere between Klamath Falls, OR and Alturas, CA, I'll see this huge boat ahead of me being pulled on a trailer. I'll take my foot off the gas so I don't pass it too fast - usually I'm doing 80+ and the truck/boat trailer about 55 - then as I blow by I stick my arm out the window and ...
by Sensei
Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:16 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: CRIME! GUNS! second amendment?
Replies: 128
Views: 19510

I give up. You win, Einstein.
by Sensei
Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:10 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 6657776

Speaking of excellent pics...

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Fantastic shot, BC! BTW - just send Tisha a PM, it worked for me...
by Sensei
Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:52 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 6657776

Sweet pics, MP! Glad to hear about the new digs, too.
by Sensei
Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:43 pm
Forum: 2011 Share Resources
Topic: Pacific Northwest Burners
Replies: 15
Views: 2858

Mapquest assumes you never have to pee. Or eat. Or nap. Or stop at every freakin' Dairy Queen between Seattle and Gerlach to get a large dipped cone which can be quite a challenge to eat before it melts all over the goddamned place.

Not that I've ever done that.
by Sensei
Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:28 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17064
Views: 1310208

That fucking sucks. Thinking of you and yours, AntiM.
by Sensei
Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:26 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: CRIME! GUNS! second amendment?
Replies: 128
Views: 19510

Okay, there used to be the drive-by shooting range (notice the past tense) and at one point I think the postal workers were actually required to be armed (again, past tense). I've known a number of women who've driven cross country to this event and they don't feel the need to carry a gun. Then agai...
by Sensei
Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:36 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: CRIME! GUNS! second amendment?
Replies: 128
Views: 19510

They brought guns to Baker Beach?
by Sensei
Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:05 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 6657776

Jinx!
by Sensei
Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:03 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 6657776

tisha2 wrote:we will be interviewing idiots (via bullhorn) pretty much nightly from 9-midnight if you'd like to stop by Ygmir!


Artemis wrote:Are you offering to interview Ygmir?


I'm thinking she might want to interview you first! (I don't do smiley faces, but you get the idea.)

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