Yes, it has come to our attention that for some reason all of a sudden you need a ticket to skydive into Burningman. We adapted and were all going to base jump off the mountains in squirell suits and glide over the perimeter, but at last we have received our placement confirmation and the subsequent...

Some silly eplaya moderator tried to derail my camps plans of skydiving in by giving us the misinformation that you need a ticket to skydive into Burningman, boo to that, anyways, skydiving is out, whats in, basejumping with a squirell suit on...... crunch the data, brc is how far from the mountains...

Clint Samples!!! theres a lot of Alaskans on the board right now! anyways, find yourself a ticket or buddy up with the Alaskan conclave and volunteer, all are welcome to camp at The Spenard Bar, dba
The Spenard Village, no camp dues, mainly Alaskans, think about it.

Ahh yes, time to apply for placement once again. This year The Spenard Bar is doing buissness as The Spenard Village. After our last camp meeting we all agreed that Kokopellis Milf Camp, Basket Dome, and Burn To Redeem are all part of what we are and will be represented on playa. As for the posts ea...

Kokopellis Morning After Pill Camp 10% got tickets, the ticket holders decided to not go ahead with the camp, instead they will host another camp

Kokopellis Milf Camp, serving fresh raw milk and cookies

the guy who founded the Spenard Bar gave it up. It's now just a rumor of playa parties past. I doubt seriously that it will actually be around if JR isn't there to do it. C'mon now Doc, your saying that because one guy leaves a camp the camp is doomed? The Spenard Bar is full of people, people that...

Team Alaska is proud to present the 2012 version of The Spenard Bar. This upcoming year at The Spenard Bar we aim to provide more than we did last year. Last year our patrons provided their own water, food, shelter, and trash removal. In 2012 our patrons will not only provide for themselves , but du...

Costco Does work!! I had no soulmate, but easily solicited one off the street. I quickly befriended her and her friends while filling out the survey. I got quite tipsy at the bar while waiting for my interview. I had fun tracking down my soulmate on playa, and when we finally met it was kind of akwa...

I love the sun, but by Friday I am always hiding under the golf umbrella, its a must have

What part of Alaska are you in? There are plenty of us up here in the Anchorage area if yall wanna meet more burners preburn.
welcome to the ePlaya

Yellow Bike Ninjas
6:00 & D

close to center camp folks, come grab a yellow bike out of my evolving pile of bike art!!

I totally go for the tan

Now that bike art is what I had in mind, I do admit the idea is funny, but to do it would not be so funny, the idea came about last year when I found a throng of yellow bikes hidden behind a bus, before I could ride away on one two people arrived on yellow bikes and added them to the mass, pretty la...

Dang, I should have actually asked somebody from the camp before I started greasing wheels. DPW placed me in the back of Doc Pyros rv.......
at least they let me know bmorg drinks whiskey, I guess I'll suck it up this year and hope Doc treats me well

I hear that enough money is given to those companies that take your money and tell you your personal carbon emmisions are offset, that Black Rock City is said to be actually carbon positive, by those buissnesses that take your money to make you feel better about carbon emmissions.Thats why I burn st...

Fufa wrote:
Pussy ON bacon!

That Pork Porn left me confused and slightly disgusted, I would have to choose pussy over bacon now

The Spenard Bar has officially greased the wheels with DPW and is expecting confirmation on our vip placement by the end of the week. They asked why we should even be accepted as a registered theme camp, so we said we were shipping them a couple of cases of wine. They asked why they should accept ou...

sounded like it! I thought the mod pulled it for other reasons than what you just mentioned, serious day on the e-playa

what happened to that threatening post that was just here? ha, must have been mod'ed, thats what they do now I wonder if the threatened saw the post? there was a demand and a time limit involved, if that time limit isnt met what could happen?!? or did the threat become void once the post was deleted?

Traditional native games, like three legged snowshoe racing, the wrist hang, leg wrestling, and the ear pull.... Just a little spoiler OMG are you going to be offering insurance? Is there going to be a medic on hand? The ear pull... sounds as painful as the toe pull or maybe its all a leg pull! lol...

Traditional native games, like three legged snowshoe racing, the wrist hang, leg wrestling, and the ear pull.... Just a little spoiler

Oh yeah, and twister

There is already a camp dedicated to excessive safety, Alaska Camp, where safety comes 1st and 3rd. Need to be safe? Well, it's come meet an Alaskan day! Everyday at 4:20pm, join us in our safe dome to discuss safe procedures and share safe stories. No joke, walk in as a dangerous sparkle pony disas...

Goddess Rebecca wrote:




Do you have safety meetings in Alaska too?

The entire state is a safety zone, here, safety comes 1st and 3rd

We are having a great spring so far, it's been hitting the 40s for weeks now, and the snow is starting to melt... We already had an unofficial preburn campout because of the warm weather, yep, only four to six more weeks and there will be plants again!! Screw Phenoix and their 100 degree day yesterd...

Trishntek wrote:Lettuce, Gloryhole, BACON and Tomato

I like my LGBT in the morning, starts the day off right

In 2009 we branded around 30 people with a brand heated from the ashes of the man Sunday at sunrise, it's a bad idea, I still got one because I was leaving that day and I had silver nitrate, a prescription burn cream to keep it from getting infected, I was prepared... Some people were not, don't be ...

More Aussies!!! I love it

yeay, more people from Melbourne! I meet some girls from Melbourne last year, then the guys from Melbourne asked me for directions one night, Aussie fest!! Lisa said Opiou was loving his North America tour, and I think hes still here, hope to hear him again next summer, maybe you too!!

[quote="Isotopia"][quote]Center camp should totally have wifi, I mean if I'm paying $5.25 for a latte...blather, blather, blather....[/quote] Your sophomoric attempt at trolling is as pathetic as it is asinine. Skip this year and consider returning in 2012 once you cultivate some creativity.[/quote]...

The Spenard Bar is waiting placement, we asked for directly in-between terminal city and barbie death village in order to offer a watering hole for both camps to stage their violent massacre of the opposing camp, or for anyone else that would like a drink, exact location still up in the air