The amount of $$ I spend on Burning Man is roughly equivalent to what I'd spend on a week-long vacation in Hawaii...
...and it's TOTALLY worth it!

If you're a whiner, don't come near my camp, we'll have to make you sit in the "Told Tent".

Our camp has specifically prohibited any shower curtains or visual barriers on our shower.

Aw heck, malechicago, you and I should just hook-up.

Yay! Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet has made its first homo match.... and we're not even out on the playa yet!

What if I'm seeking a brand-name gay soulmate? Does your warehouse carry those? If so, should I bring another gay fella when I apply for membership or should I bring a woman? ....Aw heck, if you only do male/female matches, I guess I'll take that too. I'm not picky... I'm also hoping to pick-up a 5-...

1.) Arrive at BRC between midnight and 5 AM, park my car, immediately unpack my bike and ride out into the playa.

2.) Stop for Indian Tacos on my way back to the default world.

3.) Changing my playa-name every year.

but i prefer not to have women watching and people dancing on me while going at it! I had great fun at C&J in 2008, both on the dance floor and in the puppy pile in back. Great DJ's, cute boys, comfortably sexual atmosphere! I thought it was awsome that there was a few women peppered in there! I fe...

i would say go to Root Society, but we've changed course, and are only doing all polka all the time... we will have a break-polka set, and a few two-step polka artists as well as a super hot mash-up polka guy who will remain a mystery until he rips the night up. that was a clue. anyway, we've got a...

Thanks to Mark for giving us an early arrival pass!

Please disregard this thread and pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

Tee-hee! The shitz from them usually take a day before they hit, by that time I'm already home.

I my post-playa Indian Taco shitz!

Pyramid Lake Woman, is seems like your only complaint here is that you have to deal with traffic once year. You are still getting very heavily discounted tickets. I am genuinely interested to know what is so horribly disruptive to your daily life in this situation? Seems to me that the traffic woul...

Shambala wrote:

AntiM wrote:But ... but ... I want to be offended!

OK! You're ugly and you smell like a goat!

Hey! I resemble that remark!

OK, AntiM. I'll show up at your camp, throw confetti and wizz in your evap pond.

OK, AntiM. I'll show up at your camp, throw confetti and wizz in your evap pond.

I think this is just a Playa misinformation prank. I hate the idea of cell phones on the playa too, but really... would the presence of cell phones make there be any more yahoos on the playa than there already are? It'd make the doofuses easier to pick out from the crowds, that's for sure! I really ...

Thanks theCryptofishist, Contacting our placer was the first thing we did. It's been, like, 5 days and still no word from him. We figured silence="quit whining and be happy with what you've got"... Although it's pretty weird that they gave us less than they did last year. Maybe we'll contact him aga...

Thanks Goathead! Feel free to come by and make some horns (if we can manage to get this thing together). We'll be at Chaos & 8:45

Horny Camp needs your help! For three years, we've held workshops daily where Playa-Folk come by to make Horns! Fabulous horns, funky horns, sexy horns ­ anything that can be imagined and shaped from the Femo/Sculpy clay we provide and then bake for our participants to walk away and wear. This year...