How this got 1048 views, I don't know.
I've asked for this to be locked now, hopefully it will go away.

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Thank you!

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I don't really mind, they're both pretty cool.

AntiM wrote:Do I hear a Grasshopper chirping? Who left the barn door open, the whippersnappers are flocking.

I'm more like a cockroach...

ygmir wrote:bacon grease twister comes to mind.........

Bacon grease twister? I'm intrigued...

Breathe. Just chill and maybe do more reading than writing for now. Go look at some pretty pics. Read the survival guide - again. Start making connections with local burners. Find out what a regional burn is and where the closest one is to you. Make some art. Read the Bar thread from page 1. Burn y...

This is a serious one, I genuinely need help.

WHY!? I always, no matter what forum I wind up on, end up coming off as a dick, even though I'm not in real life. I need serious forum users to teach me what the hell I'm doing wrong....PLEASE!

Shambala wrote: Assuming that you really are 14, how the heck have you made it through 14 years without someone killing you? No, really. This is not a rhetorical question, I really need to know the answer to this mystery!

Hahahaha, what do you mean? More detail and I'll answer.

:arrow: Come around to the Twistine Chapel. We got a pope there who's 101 yrs old. Maybe not. He might be only 95. He fucks with our heads a lot. It's all about faith. Will the Twisting Chapel be around in 2010 (My first burn:D!)? I'd love to come and check it out, and especially meet this marvelou...

AIIZ is paranoid, you get used to him. But we're all cautious, you are after all, a minor. Yeah, I've read a few other things he's posted so I've cooled off a bit. And don't get me wrong, you all have every right to be cautious of me as I am of everyone else. Not that I don't trust this forum (In f...

And what's up with the Dolls, they sucked even for a flash in the pan undergound band and I'm from the NY area. I'll gladly discuss with you my musical likings in the open discussion section but that's it, I'll no longer dignify your accusations by arguing in a thread I myself started. See you in O...

Now, lonelyplanetboy, bounce around some other threads here and get involved a bit. Now, don't we all feel better? I think I've gotten a feel for the forum and now I'll be popping up more around the place. Thanks for the mediation Shambala! (Comes off as sarcastic but I actually am thanking you :P.)

It's stuff like this that can knock the wind out of the kid's sails. There are lots of young'uns at BM and all are welcome as part of the scene. He is bringing an adult with him and he is not looking to meet up with anyone here. Furthermore, he is not talking about coming until NEXT year, not this ...

That is my point. -It wouldn't be so difficult to have an AZ newspaper from the 24th in the US on the 24th -It wouldnt be difficult to have an 8/24 newspaper in AZ on 8/23 in the US -It would be near impossible to have a 8/24 newspaper in the US on 8/23 Consequently, if you are a boy in AZ it shoul...

... I have mine, I guess yours is just crap. I'm NOT a cop, I'm 14 years old! If I knew YOU weren't a pedophile, I'd link you to my Myspace profile. Go die. Lonelyboy15 - Not only is your name snark bait, your topics are also snark bait. The only reason more people didn't jump your arse earlier is ...

pizzamancer wrote:Actually, the real trick for a US cop would be to take a pic with tomorrow's newspaper. Here in Japan (and AZ) we are a day ahead, so we could easily post a pic of an 8/24 newspaper that you could see on the 23rd US time.

Wait, I'm the 24th of august here in Australia, what's that mean?

so show him you are not - take a photo of yourself with an Austrian newspaper with today's date...while not foolproof, I imagine that would be fairly difficult for a USA Cop to come up with on short order... (cover your face with the paper if you are shy) That's not a half bad idea, thanks Jafe, no...

We rolled into a hot spring camp ground the night before Burning Man opened last year, and the second I saw naked women in the hot spring pool burning man started for me. Being in Japan, public baths and all, I didn't even bother with my swim suit, and just hopped in. After the bath I started my fi...

I've done a thundering herd of costume events over the millenia. What sucks worse is to be half-way there, lacking money for the tollbridge (or whatever) and have to stop for cash in the wrong part of town wearing your best "hey, I'm a freak" outfit. :) Just sayin'. Hahahahaha, yeah that makes sens...

gyre wrote:Maybe.

But when I was 15, all my friends were older.
And I wasn't entirely musically backward.

Thank you, this guy just hates me because I listen to the NY Dolls. I swear I'm not a cop.

I'm 14 and I live in Australia, but am coming to Las Vegas. Read: Hi! I'm a vice squad detective and I really want to get to know you in a personal way! PM me! Hint: What's a kid from australia doing with a early 70's NY Dolls suedo sexual avatar? AIIZ Please just leave me the hell alone, I came he...

Playa names happen to you. Sometimes you get to pick one and it sticks, but be assured the playa name that finds you through accident or a stunningly embarrassing moment will last forever. And picking a meaningful playa name nearly never happens, those come off as lame. Like our friend who wanted a...

Igneouss wrote:Didn't suggest anything positive about underage drinking. Also didn't call you 'stupit'.

Re-read my post and try again.

Ignore this guy, he thinks I'm a cop and is just being a dick to me. But thank you very much for all the detail, I appreciate the help!

Read: Hi I'm a cop, like my NY Dolls avatar. Don't you find an Avatar of a regional New York city band (and one that really sucked!) being used by a so-called Aussie not suspicious! Hopefully none of you are stupid enough to PM him! Or you'll show up on that TV show! AIIZ PS- Every fucking Vice squ...

gyre wrote:If there is any place you don't need drugs, it's the playa.

That's exactly what I was thinking!

Hey Adam, Maybe you can hop on an art car and tour the art if your guardians agree to let you voyage out. The mutant art car fleet is always running around on the playa. Some host art tours to check out the far flung projects deep out on the playa. Many are traveling dance lounges or mobile parties...

To me a "costume" for the playa is wearable art, something you just feel like wearing, or something that is comfortable for the conditions. Many of those you'd feel comfortable wearing on the drive, others maybe not. Do whatever is easiest and feels right, that's part of what BM is about. And have ...

I'm fourteen and 2010 will be my first Burn, you're lucky child will be there before me, and it won't even be out of the womb...now THAT'S a costume!

Yup, she's a lady fish. As far as a costume goes, anything goes! It really doesn't have to go with any theme. This is where your craziness and creativity comes in. If you do a search from the BM home page of "people" in the photos, you will get an idea of just what you can get away with. Make yours...