Wow: I'm obviously just ignorant enough to be missing some massive sub-text to this thread. Right before my eyes, it shifted from what appeared to be a legitimate question about availability of the census results into a public lynching. I'm scared to confess that the reason I came across this thread...

Greetings, LostinReno / Fellow GeoBurners! We met, not in Reno, but at an event in Vegas - was it last year? Didn't think I was going to make it this year, but the planets just all fell into alignment within the last few days, I'm part of an excellent camp, and look forward to participating in your ...