day one: Roll around in the dust so I don't fight it

day three: Fall asleep while eating

day five: Cry

day seven: Dream about next year

^^^

That comment makes me want to enlist myself as a social artist and spooge on everything, especially you. As art.

There are 34342223553464 other threads. Why click on, read and post on the one that you find distasteful and disgusting.

Unless...........

[quote="Ugly Dougly"]Packing? Isn't that something best left to the last moment??? :?:[/quote]

I haven't actually started yet. Crap!, discovered! Does an inkling of a notion to open the attic door count?

"It's all in the Squickery Index. Some have a higher SI than others"

HA! I found my answer!!!!! Thank you, whoever wrote this!!!! Brilliant, and a truth is uncovered!!!

I can go back to packing now!!!! thank you, thank you, thank you!

I think the answer to my question is that I took an inappropriate risk of impacting the sensibilities of those around me should they have discovered me. True enough. I regret using the term "whip it out" because it really wasn't like that, and yes, I could have stopped myself. It was more the sponta...

I won't try to defend what I did. I've gotten a clear, tho sarcastic, response from people... and that's all I really wanted (not the sarcastic part). Thanks to all.

Fair enough. But please quit with the "wanking on art" theme. It was a made in china fire pit and I'm pretty sure all my jiz landed on the coals and vaporized. Geesh. My conditioned response is to feel shame, but I won't, because I didn't wank on the art. If I had done it on those tents, which I'd n...

[quote="Shambala"]Wow, I had a nearly identical experience, except I was in a bedroom with the door shut, and my parter was with me![/quote] That doesn't sound nearly identical at all. What are you basing "nearly identical" on? I'm trying for a serious inquiry here, I guess it's not working. Oh well.

Well, the art was the tent structures, the fire pit was one of those elevated copper things you can get at target. I don't think I would knowingly ejaculate on someone's art. But I see your point, that's why I asked, thanks for your thoughts. The reference to degrading women was unnecessary, I think.

A few years back I was walking the playa late at night, late in the week and encountered this very cool little installation, raised fire pit, three neat tent structures, a pile of wood delivered. While standing by the fire I got sort of hot and bothered... couldn't make my erection go away. The fire...