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by samtzu
Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:36 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7057146

Tall dark stranger sneaks in.... siddles up to Tish and bending her over backwards, and plants a big kiss on her lips.... he pulls her back upright, tips his hat to her... and sneaks back out the door.....
by samtzu
Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:36 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7057146

Anti.... isn't that "Brigham's Unit"? A famous winter feature in Utah....
by samtzu
Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:02 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7057146

I've been better, but at least I'm working now.... still barely making a living wage.... so it goes..... but Life is still Good!!
by samtzu
Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:53 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7057146

... tall dark stranger zips through the bar at a high rate of speed... snaging a bottle of The Macallen as he goes....

Hey! Wait for me!!
by samtzu
Fri Feb 24, 2006 1:51 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7057146

Tall dark stranger stumbles into the bar and heads for his favorite corner, grabbing a bottle of Macallens on the way. He pops the cork, takes a deep drought, heaves a sigh of relief.... and waits for trouble...
by samtzu
Wed Dec 21, 2005 12:38 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7057146

Well... the last time I saw anything with a US president on the front was before Thanksgiving... and yesterday some old friends (who I thought had dumped me from their thoughts) gave me a bunch of those pictures... and food..... It sucks to be poor (and out of a job) but it sure is a positive fuckin...
by samtzu
Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:51 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7057146

The librarian has a brain the size of a walnut and I believe she keeps it in her massive tail..... Can extinction be far behind?

Good to see you're still here, Dude... and, by the way... I'm still using that massive coffee mug you sent me. I love it....
by samtzu
Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:37 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7057146

Well, I've got one interview lined up and another in the wings... If I get a job it will be a fucking great Christmas present.... if not, I'm out on the streets!! Life is good! So is Macallen's... think I'll have one...... Me too!! Me too!! Yeah, yeah... just dip yourself in this.... ( HIC! )... Smo...
by samtzu
Tue Dec 13, 2005 7:00 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7057146

Heli:
I got a truck, but no money for gas.... maybe we can work something out?

Just how far is Death Valley Scotty's from Portland?
by samtzu
Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:57 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: OK, So Where's SamTzu??????
Replies: 11
Views: 1999

I do appreciate it, y'all.... things will work out .... they always have...

I sure love you guys....

Sam
by samtzu
Thu Dec 08, 2005 5:43 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7057146

The tall dark stranger sneaks into the bar and looks around. He runs across the room and leaps on top of the bar. He then jumps to the shelf behind it and climbs to the very top and pulls the bottle of "The Macallen" off of the shelf. He cracks the seal, lifts the bottle to his lips, and takes just...
by samtzu
Thu Dec 08, 2005 5:32 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: OK, So Where's SamTzu??????
Replies: 11
Views: 1999

I'm confined to a library terminal until I can buy another computer and get back online........ sorry bud. Both Woodrow and I are looking for work right now. I ran outta' money about a month ago and I have been coasting on fumes ever since... ...the good news is I'm pointed down hill and pickin' up ...
by samtzu
Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:49 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7057146

I lost my computer (long story), am unemployed and almost unhoused (they shut off my water this week) but I'm still kicking and refuse to give up!! Uh... could you hold me a little lower? Oooohhhh.... mmmm.... yeah, right there... Sorry guys... my time's almost up here in the library.... Love ya' .....
by samtzu
Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:36 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7057146

Hey, y'all.... just in for a quick quart of scotch and then I'm outta' here again... miss you all......

Sam :cry:
by samtzu
Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:31 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: P. J. O'Rourke Quotefest 2004
Replies: 249
Views: 58780

Time for this one again.... “As democracy is perfected, the office of President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land well reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron...
by samtzu
Sat Sep 10, 2005 12:37 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7057146

Last one in the bar in the wee hours......

Think I'll have a wee dram..... or a gallon.....

Sam
by samtzu
Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:23 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7057146

Thanks, Dude... and a Maccallen to you, too...........
by samtzu
Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:21 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: long sentence
Replies: 209
Views: 27385

and the year after that.... and the year after that... and the year after that...

... and then..... there is your own imagination..... right?
by samtzu
Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:19 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23163
Views: 1539611

Sam=discontent.................
by samtzu
Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:14 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7057146

Maybe next year, sweetie.... maybe not... who knows?
I will be here in Portland for the next week or two (poverty is screaming at me!)
We'll see.....

So... who wants to buy me a very goood scotch?

Sam
by samtzu
Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:10 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7057146

Yeah, yeah, yeah.... I missed it.... fuck.............

Saw Tisha at the end of July... Missed the rest of you fuckers.... Here's a MacCallen's to y'all.............. slante'


Sam
by samtzu
Thu Sep 01, 2005 7:37 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7057146

Wow.....

You guys are still here............

Sorry I won't make it this year.... no money and PTSD are crankin' me up...

...plus I'm probably gonna' be livin' on the street in the next month....

(Sigh)

Life is so interesting........

Love ya' all.....

Sam
by samtzu
Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:58 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Empire Store (general discussion)
Replies: 723
Views: 81821

GENERAL STORE???????

GENERAL STORE!!!???

Jesus H God Blasted Christ!!!

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FUCKING BAR???
by samtzu
Fri Mar 18, 2005 6:08 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Empire Store (general discussion)
Replies: 723
Views: 81821

I look for the bar and all I can find is the store... what happened to the neighborhood while I was out?
by samtzu
Fri Mar 18, 2005 6:05 pm
Forum: ePlaya Feedback
Topic: Categories and Forums Discussion
Replies: 248
Views: 131035

I take a few weeks off and they bulldoze the bar....

... crap.....
by samtzu
Tue Feb 15, 2005 1:03 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7057146

Okay.... gatorade for the hangover... and that is it... took me two minutes to type this out.... many mistakes........ okay, I'lll let youknow.... very objidcticive.. althyough incoherent......
by samtzu
Tue Feb 15, 2005 12:57 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7057146

oh i don't know, i would say it seems to be working rather well! It is supposed to filter the kenols (ketones?) ot of the booze... seems to be working... i'lll let you know in the mornign.... and, as you can tell.............. i am fucked up............. soooooooooooooooo..... I may be an ojective ...
by samtzu
Tue Feb 15, 2005 12:45 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7057146

and here's to thinkin' of brilliant women...........
by samtzu
Tue Feb 15, 2005 12:44 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7057146

BTW, I have been drinking several filtered booze, through the Kangaroo filter... I'lll let you know how it workks otks......blsusadoufoiasoiruwe(&^%$#(@&!^^%.........
by samtzu
Tue Feb 15, 2005 12:41 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7057146

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