Do you believe in it? After the last 5 or 6 years of working with the public in 'customer service' jobs, I am 100% disgusted with the general population of adults. I would think, especially in a restuarant, you wouldn't want to piss off the person handling your food. I never messed with anyone's foo...

Fuck!
Just thought I'd add that, since I hadn't yet.

'Fuck you, you Fucking Fuck!'

Oh, he had some adventures in San Francisco. I hope he tells us all about them.

Well, I had a gut-busting laugh over all the shit we were gonna make up about this bondage soap opera.....but damn. I decided to check out a new store in town the other day. It was a bondage store, so I thought, what the fuck, I'll check it out. Well, my friend and I entered and began checking out t...

Well, they must have a feces fetish. ;o)

Crimson held her breath. The front door opened, two voices float though the air. The glass door was only a few feet away. Something holds her to her spot.... "Over 5 Million dollars Haze!" Tree exclaims, handing the letter to her. Haze reads the letter and a devious grin appears on her face. "Is thi...

Crimson held her breath. The front door opened, two voices float though the air. The glass door was only a few feet away. Something holds her to her spot.... "Over 5 Million dollars Haze!" Tree exclaims, handing the letter to her. Haze reads the letter and a devious grin appears on her face. "Is thi...

Apologies my devoted readers...I went out of town for a week, but I had plenty of time to work on my part of the story....

Yeah, the thread has really wandered and we (Ring, Tree and I) thought about starting another for our background story. But Heck, this all started with a 'Youthful Indescretion' about IcyHot.

I really hope you all enjoy this story we have been conducting. And look for the links to the pictures!

CrimsonHaze slid the pin into the lock and worked it around till she was rewarded with a click. She replaced it in the seam of her shirt and slowly eased the door open. She crept through the dark house and began opening doors. A room covered in Tie-Dye caught her eye. Checking that all was still qui...

Johhny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Viggo as Aragorn, Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise with long hair (shiver), and several others but I think I may need to be alone for a little bit after thinking about this....

PM to Calsur: 'You may be pleased to know, The Contract as been fulfilled. Though are attention was slightly swayed by the size of the job, we always finish what we start. Yet, we respectfully request an elargement of our payout. Please consider this. Im sure you will like the documentation we will ...

Ring parks his car in the driveway and gets out. Pale Ale in hand, he was ready for a nice time at the bbq. CrimsonHaze and Treehugr welcome him and offer him some ice for his Ale. The grills are fired up and the chicken, ribs and vegetables are beginning to smell wonderful. The drinks are consumed...

Sadly, as I have just got out on my own this year, I cant afford BM this year. But I'll be glad to share the gas money next year Ring! I haven't been to BM yet, but I cant wait to go next year. I am making a finance plan to get enough money saved up by then. Im also from Chattanooga, and it'll be aw...

btw....where the hell do I get a dancing banana??
I love the banana!

Hmm... let's see, the dumbest thing I have ever heard while stoned.... My Aunt and I were sitting in the computer/stoner room at my future uncle's house. We were working on a bowl, but this stuff was very low grade and very not-smooth. So, I told her I couldn't smoke it anymore because I couldn't st...

Hmm, I have a few of those as well angrykittie. I remember learning that it is not good to mix vodka into the experience. And that you shouldn't lay down and hope to get back up. I was out in the woods with my friend and I always get this sensation to be as close to the floor as possible. So, I ende...

Whew...Did someone turn the thermostat up in here?? CrimsonHaze waits patiently behind a tree in the dark, moonlit park, watching the man in the fedora approach. She slowly draws on the cigarette in her mouth and steps out to meet him. "It is true?" He questions immediately. CrimsonHaze lets out a l...

Calsur,

I didn't say I signed my real name. *wink*

*scene opens* Dark, smoky lounge, blues music floating softly through the air, several tables of couples, single candle lighting each. One table in a dark corner, Calsur slides the contract across the table. Two young women read it carefully and sign their names in red ink. Calsur hands them a large...

This happened recently, but I'm still young, so I suppose it's ok..... Speaking of contracts there Ring, I have a humorous story about such things. A former co-worker of mine, who shall be named 'Dumbass', borrowed some money from me. It was a sob story about needing for some deal with his kid, so I...

Go to bed pristine crisp white wilderness, wake up trashed garden looking like it had hosted a local music festival. No amount of bullshit to explain that away. 6 month grounding, extra chores. lmao! That is so hilarious! I love these cover up things! I had a get together one time while my parents ...

Roasts mostly...

Actually, we had bad luck with shitty neighbors running them over, and my Dad had a knack for hating every single one of them and finding some way to get rid of them. Whether it be by shotgun or a valid reason.

But, we did keep some pets. )

NOTE TO THE WOMEN : Guys are not subtle. We are stupid. Just say what you want.

NOTE TO THE MEN: Women can not usually say what they want, you are supposed to figure it out.

Hmmm.... Maybe I should just tell a story about being stung by bees or something. The male stories here are way better than any I have. Well, I did drink large amounts of alcohol on saturday nights, in my parents house, in my bedroom, with them home, then go to church the next day with a hangover, a...

Well, I just moved, and a former co-worker did this at work last year. (Plenty of laughs over that one!) So, my former name was Bandit Swanger. ( Not bad!) My new name is Bandit Burlington. (very lame.) Now, if I were to use one of my current pets names.. Draco Burlington Haldir Burlington (Yes, the...

Alright Dammit, time for the female to jump in here. First off, I think the count is now up to four on the IcyHot subject. I had an experience with it as well. Sadly though, gentlemen, it was not a intentional experiment. I was putting some on my shoulder because it had been hurting like a bitch for...

Let's see, more Day Camp stories..... First, I will tell you exactly what Day Camp is. My family was never that well off, so actual Summer Camp only happened once and that was because a woman my Mom worked with paid our way. Day Camp was a church-related Camp thing. They would pick us up in church v...

Well, damn, I geuss Ill figure out the quote thing next time.

CrimsonHaze wrote: Reading these stories really makes me feel like I wasn't that bad of a kid. Now, I have my stories....but I wasn't as bad as my friend Ring O' Fire. Hey you! You're still a bad kid! Well, maybe I am still a bad kid. Maybe stuffing a towel under the bedroom door, lighting several s...