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by Mister Satan
Sat Nov 14, 2009 2:23 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Should the Germans be banned from Burning Man
Replies: 166
Views: 31233

ygmir wrote:I can only speak for me, but, I do loves me some Canadians.............
But would you be OK with your sister marrying one?
by Mister Satan
Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:50 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: High on Burning Man
Replies: 85
Views: 9277

I don't know if they ever changed it but for years Louisiana had the most liberal seizure laws in the US.
by Mister Satan
Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:38 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: High on Burning Man
Replies: 85
Views: 9277

A Bush case? I don't recall Governor Bush ever being a prosecutor? Or are you a pommie making a racist joke about the Kenyan legal system? I support executing the mentally disabled if they are intelligent enough to drive thier car to escape from the scene of the murder. I wish that we'd execute car ...
by Mister Satan
Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:21 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: High on Burning Man
Replies: 85
Views: 9277

Hell, even republicans have to complain about the cops there. What the fuck is that suppose to mean? Are all your opinions tainted by your narrow political views? It was political pressure from local Democrats that set the Fort Worth Gang Detail loose on a witch hunt to try and arrest more white pe...
by Mister Satan
Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:06 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: High on Burning Man
Replies: 85
Views: 9277

And don't you get it that you are the criminal when they deal with you. We obviously don't know anything about each other, but I can assure you that I have had more then my share of harassment from bad cops, and I am not talking about getting an undeserved speeding ticket. In the mid 1980s the Gang...
by Mister Satan
Fri Nov 13, 2009 10:49 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: High on Burning Man
Replies: 85
Views: 9277

Minor as in minor speeding ticket. If an officer will lie about something so meaningless, it is clearly a habit. My bad, I thought that your were speaking about an underage person or at least someone in the coal extraction business. Good luck with your ticket. If you set a court date there is a goo...
by Mister Satan
Fri Nov 13, 2009 10:18 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: High on Burning Man
Replies: 85
Views: 9277

So I have a police officer committing perjury about a minor and fake speeding ticket. . Perjury as in lying in court ? Were you in the car with the minor when he/she was chosen randomly for victimization by the police? I obviously don't know all the details of the incident with the underage driver,...
by Mister Satan
Fri Nov 13, 2009 9:58 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: High on Burning Man
Replies: 85
Views: 9277

No criminal is more dangerous than a police agent breaking the law. None. Nice bumper sticker, but it's not illegal for LE to lie to suspects to get them to confess or testify against each other. If you do the math you realize that only works on people that have actually committed crimes. Telling a...
by Mister Satan
Fri Nov 13, 2009 9:14 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: High on Burning Man
Replies: 85
Views: 9277

Try to get your local police chief or sheriff to institute a policy of honest police officers. It is their responsibility. I don't have a problem with LE telling lies to dangerous criminals to get them to testify against each other. I think that user friendly drugs should be legalized so that LE ca...
by Mister Satan
Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:38 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: High on Burning Man
Replies: 85
Views: 9277

i believe you AntiM but does anyone have any actual proof of this? people seem to quote Nevada State statutes here all the time. I don't know the specifics of Nevada law, but in most states it is not illegal for the police to lie to you, even after you've been arrested. Undercover cops often have a...
by Mister Satan
Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:50 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Michael Jackson
Replies: 23
Views: 7780

MJ is actually Front Row Joe.

He had to get extensive cosmetic surgery because he has a rare skin disease that is turning him into a cat.
by Mister Satan
Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:17 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Help me make my final selection!
Replies: 22
Views: 1987

One of the reasons that I like to post work on deviant ART is all the instant feedback that I get from other members. Sometimes it's hard to be objective about your own work. Especially when it comes to tiebreakers. If I am choosing between Img.01 and Img.02 I will usually go with the one that had t...
by Mister Satan
Fri Oct 30, 2009 5:08 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Michael Jackson
Replies: 23
Views: 7780

drucake wrote:whos michael jackson?/
Image

The real Michael Jackson didn't dance or drink Pepsi. He drank and wrote about beer!


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by Mister Satan
Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:13 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Help me make my final selection!
Replies: 22
Views: 1987

I have the 2nd class 85mm f1.7 AF. So I am in no hurry to pick up a new 85mm 1.4 until I upgrade to a full frame machine. For now I'll just use my 50mm 1.4. That's equal to a 75mm on my old wood burning Nikon D-70S (lol). Back in the Bronze Age when SLRs used that stuff called film I could pretty mu...
by Mister Satan
Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:43 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Help me make my final selection!
Replies: 22
Views: 1987

Hey Smashy,

When did you pick up the Nikon 85mm f1.4?
That's my favourite lens in the world. I just sold
my manual focus one to friend from Thailand.
I'll pick up an auto version by the time Flipside rolls around.
by Mister Satan
Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:38 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Guns, Love Em or Leave Em
Replies: 2117
Views: 261746

When I dial 911 I tell the dispatcher that I am armed and include brief description of myself.
by Mister Satan
Sat Oct 10, 2009 2:21 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Should the Germans be banned from Burning Man
Replies: 166
Views: 31233

Bier ist gut!
by Mister Satan
Sat Oct 10, 2009 2:16 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Should the British be Banned from BM?
Replies: 51
Views: 12171

Apollonaris Zeus wrote: Why less keg then the germans because their beer is lower in calories and alcohol!
Thou art either drunk or ignorant of Oktoberfest!
by Mister Satan
Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:50 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Guns, Love Em or Leave Em
Replies: 2117
Views: 261746

Following a rash of strangulation deaths, authorities promised a crackdown on anyone carrying hands. Hands should defiantly be banned! A hand ban would also cause a significant reduction in DWI fatalities, chronic masturbation, and the reading of banned books. I believe that the hand ban is going t...
by Mister Satan
Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:19 pm
Forum: Get Involved Year-Round
Topic: How do you become a Ranger?
Replies: 66
Views: 28445

Would someone please bring Cuthulu a bucket? So that he can shit in front of his tent and chat on his cellphone at the same time.
by Mister Satan
Thu Oct 08, 2009 5:20 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Should the British be Banned from BM?
Replies: 51
Views: 12171

skygnome777 wrote:Damn Canadians too?
Canadians are essentially British Lite (27% less unexplainable sense of superiority) with better teeth and but inferior beer.
by Mister Satan
Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:21 pm
Forum: Get Involved Year-Round
Topic: How do you become a Ranger?
Replies: 66
Views: 28445

Or maybe stranger danger!
by Mister Satan
Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:50 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Should the Germans be banned from Burning Man
Replies: 166
Views: 31233

As long as the Germans remain interred with the other Hasslehoff Heads and disco eurotrash sparkle ponies at Camp Bacon Strip I have no problem with their presence on the playa. In fact I will be more than happy to gift any Germans wandering near Raider Camp with a recyclable module of delicious Shi...
by Mister Satan
Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:26 pm
Forum: Get Involved Year-Round
Topic: How do you become a Ranger?
Replies: 66
Views: 28445

I still have all the immodest slattern clothing that I bought her at Hot Topic.
She was afraid to take any of it back to Jakarta. Good thing that I have a hijab fetish anyway.
by Mister Satan
Sat Oct 03, 2009 8:14 pm
Forum: Get Involved Year-Round
Topic: How do you become a Ranger?
Replies: 66
Views: 28445

CapSmashy wrote:
Boijoy wrote:I thought you had to be either " beat in " or " sexed in ' .
Naw, that's to join Raiders...
Maybe I shouldn't bring that pretty little brown girl from Indonesia next year?
by Mister Satan
Sat Oct 03, 2009 7:03 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: Does anybody actually read these newbie posts?
Replies: 38
Views: 5369

Я не понимаю.
by Mister Satan
Sat Oct 03, 2009 6:57 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Should the Germans be banned from Burning Man
Replies: 166
Views: 31233

Personally I think that the Swiss should be banned. One moment they are showing off their watches and seducing you with fine chocolates. Then without warning they whip out their little red knives. In a flash they can whittle a man to death. Or worse they can pull out your spleen with the corkscrew! ...
by Mister Satan
Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:55 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Whose Brilliant Idea Was it to Poop in a Bucket @BM
Replies: 79
Views: 12399

ygmir wrote: Image
A frightening conglomerate of German-redneck performance art!
by Mister Satan
Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:29 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Should the Germans be banned from Burning Man
Replies: 166
Views: 31233

you cannot blame texas for JFK's death. Speaking of JFK there is a really cool bar in Dallas called Lee Harvey's . http://leeharveys.com/pages/props.html And for the record President Kennedy was killed in Texas by a left wing extremist from New Orleans. If Lee Harvey had been a native Texan he woul...
by Mister Satan
Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:16 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Should the Germans be banned from Burning Man
Replies: 166
Views: 31233

Be scared of Austrian executives. Marie Antoinette? Hapsburg. California's goverer slowly running the state into ruin? Ganz. I am not a big fan of the Governator (as a politician) but California has been on the road to ruin for a long time. Over spending and over taxing were already problems when I...

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