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by BurningRando
Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:56 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Playa Weather
Replies: 45
Views: 4191

Acuweather also has 38 for Sunday night.

Last time we swung from a strong el niño into a strong la niña was 1999 and it was cold and wet.

ENSO is ~ a 10 - 12 year cycle, so we are right on schedule.
by BurningRando
Mon Aug 23, 2010 12:26 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: How do I know what to do when and where
Replies: 22
Views: 2485

There are two "times" and two transition events every day on the playa. DayTime, NightTime, dawn and dusk. These are fairly accurate and reliable. You can also try to guestimate with: Noonish, High Heat afternoon and such, but those are open to interpretation. Its good to aim for events in...
by BurningRando
Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:30 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Ass kickin' one liners
Replies: 59
Views: 5550

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by BurningRando
Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:29 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Ass kickin' one liners
Replies: 59
Views: 5550

20. Blowing smoke into AntiM's face. Double whoopass is herLarry is there.
by BurningRando
Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:20 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Ass kickin' one liners
Replies: 59
Views: 5550

19. Welding someones bicycle to an art piece.
by BurningRando
Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:19 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Ass kickin' one liners
Replies: 59
Views: 5550

18. Exercising your first amendment rights at the Temple. With a megaphone.
by BurningRando
Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:17 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Ass kickin' one liners
Replies: 59
Views: 5550

17. Playing super lowdown happy hardcore while at the temple burn.
by BurningRando
Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:15 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Ass kickin' one liners
Replies: 59
Views: 5550

16. Standing in the first row during the man burn.
by BurningRando
Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:14 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Ass kickin' one liners
Replies: 59
Views: 5550

15. Entering the Canadian Beaver Eating contest ... With your sister.
by BurningRando
Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:12 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Ass kickin' one liners
Replies: 59
Views: 5550

14. Walking into the DPW ghetto asking to borrow a tool of any kind.
by BurningRando
Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:10 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Ass kickin' one liners
Replies: 59
Views: 5550

13. ...I swear I had a condom somewhere in here ...
by BurningRando
Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:46 am
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: 24 hour gas station
Replies: 16
Views: 2576

Two 5 gallon cans pretty much gets you back to civilization.

Cheap insurance.
by BurningRando
Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:18 am
Forum: 2010 Theme Camps
Topic: ADD YOUR CAMP'S DJ LINEUP TO THE BIG SOUND CAMP MUSIC CALEND
Replies: 19
Views: 6589

OMFG! did you see that nasty hairy armpit on her website banner!

Emergency! Emergency!

Someone call the pubic and armpit hair hazmat team right now!
by BurningRando
Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:10 am
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Weather history for years past?
Replies: 8
Views: 1565

Here you go, from the Gerlach Davis Pro citizens station. http://www.dongrays.com/burningman2010/weather.html http://www.dongrays.com/burningman2009/ http://www.dongrays.com/burningman2008/ http://www.dongrays.com/burningman2007/ Please note that the BRC location is ~ 18 miles up the salt pan and te...
by BurningRando
Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:02 am
Forum: Building Camps & Villages
Topic: Small evap pond - ideas please
Replies: 10
Views: 1285

A nice big deep funel. Pour gray water back in the container you used to haul all that water into BRC. Take it home with you. You can dump the containers at the first rest stop on I80 that has an RV dump.
by BurningRando
Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:11 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Ass kickin' one liners
Replies: 59
Views: 5550

Other than the usual; theft, assault, dosing; rape, vandalism and premature man or temple burn ... 5. Smoking pot or burning sage in a maze. 6. Sitting your bare ass on any furniture without putting a towel down first. 7. Borrowing my bike and riding it bare ass. Edit to number the bullets.
by BurningRando
Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:54 am
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: Pinot Noir maker, Rhone Ranger, training for Pinofiles
Replies: 9
Views: 786

Ida thunk the Doc Pyro would be all over this.

Barbie Death Camp and Wine Bistro!

Stemware baby!
by BurningRando
Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:48 am
Forum: 2010 Art & Performance
Topic: Skin seeking a tattoo artist
Replies: 17
Views: 2485

Amen k5.

I'd also like to note that Core, a hook suspension troupe regularly does performances at the hot topic thunderdome and they do just fine.

Why? Because they know how to deal with dermal and subdermal punctures.
by BurningRando
Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:35 am
Forum: 2010 Art & Performance
Topic: CRITICAL DICKS !! -2010
Replies: 24
Views: 6071

OED, you know how the chicas have their boobies all painted and dressed up for the other critical parade?

Are you providing finger painting services? Ardvark or elephant paint job? Lipstick service?
by BurningRando
Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:27 am
Forum: 2010 Theme Camps
Topic: Tantric Healing Rite for Men and Women.
Replies: 9
Views: 1869

Back in the 80s we used to call that a bath house.

I'd really like to be the bouncer or doorman for one of these.
by BurningRando
Sun Aug 22, 2010 6:43 pm
Forum: 2010 Art & Performance
Topic: Skin seeking a tattoo artist
Replies: 17
Views: 2485

Find an artist, get the gear up, you can use my RV and Honda generator to get it done.

PM me before Friday.
by BurningRando
Sun Aug 22, 2010 6:17 pm
Forum: 2010 Art & Performance
Topic: Skin seeking a tattoo artist
Replies: 17
Views: 2485

WussMaster 2010! Bulshitometer at max! I've had dozens of cuts, scrapes, lacerations out there. Not one problem because I know how to deal and care for them. So many heard mentality lemurs trying to tell you what not to do. Find your artist, get it done! Your zen, your skin, your trip. Fuck all the ...
by BurningRando
Sun Aug 22, 2010 5:59 pm
Forum: 2010 Art & Performance
Topic: TOOL for the burn.
Replies: 4
Views: 1058

Fuck yeah!

Any other Maynard projects?
by BurningRando
Sun Aug 22, 2010 9:44 am
Forum: Power & Electronics
Topic: Honda Generator Owners...
Replies: 45
Views: 14449

They are washable foam filters. I do not change mine on playa but clean and oil them before and after. If its a brand new unit, might want to run it for a day on a moderate load just to get the first oil change and break-in done before the playa. Ultimately, its good to have spares for the filter an...
by BurningRando
Sun Aug 22, 2010 9:38 am
Forum: Building Camps & Villages
Topic: Open container laws & RVs
Replies: 15
Views: 5095

You can also smoke all the pot you want as long as the ceiling fan in the bathroom vent is always on.

Get the twinkles and doritos out before you lite up.
by BurningRando
Sun Aug 22, 2010 12:01 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: WEB CAST THIS YEAR 2010?????
Replies: 2
Views: 429

I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA SINCE I SOMEHOW END UP GOING EVERY YEAR. HOWEVER IF I SEE A CAMERA ANYWHERE POINTING AT ME I WILL BLOW YOU A KISS! DONT WORRY THIS YEAR IS GOING TO SUCK ANYWAY. LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE SELLING TICKETS LAST MINUTE. I THINK THERE IS SOMETHING THEY KNOW AND THEY ARE NOT TELLING US...
by BurningRando
Sat Aug 21, 2010 11:50 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Someone scalped my ticket !?
Replies: 19
Views: 1517

oneeyeddick wrote:
Token wrote:4.5 Piss in his bloody eye socket thats missing the eye.
4.7 Find the eye and step on it.


Choke on your own beard, hippie !!


Did that hit an optic nerve?
by BurningRando
Sat Aug 21, 2010 11:32 pm
Forum: 2010 Theme Camps
Topic: Looking for parking near Ring Road and 6
Replies: 4
Views: 853

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!

Just drop off at the valet at playa info.

If you tip well you might get a shaded spot under a carport.
by BurningRando
Sat Aug 21, 2010 10:28 am
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Population estimates
Replies: 41
Views: 5999

When the permit was inked five years ago there was a population growth stipulation of 5% per annum. The original 50K is now 60K if it ever comes to that, being that this is the fifth and final year of the contract. Trust me, BM will never sell out. The bigger the crowd, the bigger the check for the ...
by BurningRando
Sat Aug 21, 2010 9:30 am
Forum: Building Camps & Villages
Topic: Fitting a kodiak tent in a monkey hut
Replies: 38
Views: 7073

The circumference of a 1/2 circle is pi*radius. Your PVC when assembled is 20' = pi*r r = 20/pi ==> r = 6'3" So instead of pounding your rebar 12'6" apart, pound it in 10' apart and that will make your hut taller. Or get rebar that is 1' longer, pound it in at the normal 12'6" spacing...

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