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by CannotWait
Fri Sep 17, 2010 3:48 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: top douche bags fucktards at BM 2010
Replies: 710
Views: 108381

azad wrote:Most of them actually don't want to bust you, but if you do shit right in front of their faces they have no choice.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

HAHAHAHAHA!!! That's the funniest thing I've ever read on ePlaya! HAHAHAHA!!!!
by CannotWait
Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:25 pm
Forum: 2010 Theme Camps
Topic: Need stand-up comics for 5-minute sets
Replies: 6
Views: 1218

Fortitudinal wrote:Hell, Im in. Im a decent jokester, and at worst I have a sweet moustache that will mesmerize the audience, enthrall dames and make lesser men feel inadequate.
See you there!
by CannotWait
Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:20 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: What's left to enjoy
Replies: 17
Views: 2984

You have been. :) If I'd read eplaya before my first year, I would have been better prepared, but possibly much more stressed out beforehand. This place is a horde of dust-eating freaks geeking the eff out on something they love, complaining endlessly about it, rhapsodizing over it, filling their i...
by CannotWait
Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:41 pm
Forum: 2010 Theme Camps
Topic: Need stand-up comics for 5-minute sets
Replies: 6
Views: 1218

Stand-up comics to do legit comedy sets, bad poets to read bad poems. Hilarious stories are also ok.
by CannotWait
Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:41 pm
Forum: 2010 Theme Camps
Topic: Need stand-up comics for 5-minute sets
Replies: 6
Views: 1218

Sorry, the show's on Tuesday at 7:00.

jacksonsdaddy - hope to see you there

curiousgnate - hell yeah.
by CannotWait
Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:38 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: What's left to enjoy
Replies: 17
Views: 2984

What's left to enjoy

I've been really excited about BM since I picked up tickets the day they went on sale, but maybe I've been reading eplaya too much. It seems like everyone has a story about some horrible disaster on the playa. Between having your bike stolen, being roofied, and being harassed by cops, when exactly c...
by CannotWait
Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:36 pm
Forum: 2010 Theme Camps
Topic: Need stand-up comics for 5-minute sets
Replies: 6
Views: 1218

Need stand-up comics for 5-minute sets

Don't Panic Camp is putting on a comedy/bad poetry slam at Hair of the Dog Camp Stage (8:00 & E). For what it's worth, 7-9:30pm We need some more comics especially. Any set is fine. Blue material? Bring it on. In addition to stand-up, you'll have the pleasure of hearing and/or performing the worst p...
by CannotWait
Sun Aug 22, 2010 7:23 pm
Forum: Building Camps & Villages
Topic: Tin foil in car windows
Replies: 17
Views: 4868

Will do!

I'm kind of embarrassed that I don't know enough about "the science" to answer this question myself.
by CannotWait
Sun Aug 22, 2010 6:49 pm
Forum: Building Camps & Villages
Topic: Tin foil in car windows
Replies: 17
Views: 4868

Tin foil in car windows

Is covering your car's windows with tin foil a good way to keep the contents cool, or will it turn it into an oven?

Any experience with this?
by CannotWait
Sun Aug 22, 2010 6:45 pm
Forum: 2010 Art & Performance
Topic: Need stand-up comics to do 5-minute sets
Replies: 1
Views: 779

Need stand-up comics to do 5-minute sets

PM me if interested. The show is on Tuesday night from 7:00-9:30pm and blue material is fine.
by CannotWait
Sun Aug 22, 2010 6:41 pm
Forum: 2010 Art & Performance
Topic: Stages seeking artists
Replies: 19
Views: 19124

Comics: wanna do a 5-minute set?

I need stand-up comics to do 5-minute sets at Hair of the Dog Camp's stage (8:00 & E) on Tuesday night. Don't Panic Camp is hosting.

This is NOT a clean show, so it's totally OK to play blue.

PM me if interested.
by CannotWait
Mon Aug 16, 2010 10:01 pm
Forum: 2010 Art & Performance
Topic: Calling all Bad Poets and Comedians - Tuesday 8/31!!
Replies: 2
Views: 1037

This'll be the weirdest comedy show ever.

Comics, bring your set - you'll never forget the set you did at Burning Man!!
by CannotWait
Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:07 pm
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: Gate Search
Replies: 20
Views: 4002

so, basically you're looking for stuff that can't really be cleaned up easily, right?

straw bales? isn't straw biodegradable? would you have a good laugh if I brought a large bale of drinking straws and then reminded you of this thread?
by CannotWait
Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:55 pm
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: Gate Search
Replies: 20
Views: 4002

moop, as i understand from the website, is litter, debris, etc.

does that mean if i have anything in the car that will later become trash, it will be confiscated? what exactly is the purview of the gate search as far as moop?
by CannotWait
Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:48 pm
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: Is a bike lock enough?
Replies: 30
Views: 9939

Is a bike lock enough?

So I've read a bunch of bike threads, and everyone seems to suggest using a lock. Is there a HIGH likelihood of having your bike stolen, or is it just an advisable precaution? Like, if I don't have a lock (which I will), will it be stolen almost for sure? That would be kind of a bummer. I thought BM...
by CannotWait
Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:39 pm
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: Gate Search
Replies: 20
Views: 4002

Rad!

I'll be sure to pick up a duffel bag that can hold my cousin.
by CannotWait
Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:31 pm
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: Gate Search
Replies: 20
Views: 4002

Gate Search

In the survival guide, it says your vehicle will be searched. How long does this take? Who is performing the search? What are they looking for? How detailed is the search?

I'm not bringing anything dangerous or illegal. Just curious. Thanks!
by CannotWait
Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:10 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Buring Man getting worse every year?
Replies: 191
Views: 43358

[quote="postcardbox"]This thread gave me nightmares. I dreamt that BM was being held at a college dormitory and was walking distance to Costco.[/quote]

Just wanted you to know this made me laugh. It sounds like the type of dream I would have!
by CannotWait
Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:17 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: Just bought my first tix!
Replies: 12
Views: 2323

Just bought my first tix!

Had to tell someone! :D

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