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by failblog
Sat Feb 13, 2010 3:14 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Greeters ?? Blowing dust in cars & engine with shopvac!
Replies: 105
Views: 20849

it's just the idea that all volunteers feel they're better than every citizen. they're 'us' and you're 'them'. pumping dust into your vehicle is justified because you're just tourists visiting their town. and you all put up with it. none of you would ever actually knock the bastard out, and he knows...
by failblog
Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:25 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: arrest made at 10:00 and Esplanade 2009 HELP
Replies: 98
Views: 46720

Simon of the Playa wrote:then why the fuck are you here?


sorry. thought it was obvious. i'm a dissenting voice... gosh!
by failblog
Sat Feb 13, 2010 6:17 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: arrest made at 10:00 and Esplanade 2009 HELP
Replies: 98
Views: 46720

oneeyeddick wrote:Failblog, you need to masturbate more often.


while i appreciate the invitation, it was hard enough getting you circle-jerking narcissists *out* of my life.
by failblog
Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:46 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: arrest made at 10:00 and Esplanade 2009 HELP
Replies: 98
Views: 46720

100% legit. why would anyone suspect differently? but they do. when so many lawyers and investigators have been put-down here for asking for help on behalf of their clients, and of those who will no longer take burners on as clients because of it... makes you wonder what this 'burner community' thin...
by failblog
Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:37 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: favorite playa utterances
Replies: 94
Views: 20852

Simon of the Playa wrote:Quote....."LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!"


now... THAT is burning man ;-)
by failblog
Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:25 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: arrest made at 10:00 and Esplanade 2009 HELP
Replies: 98
Views: 46720

Isotopia wrote:Way to swing the wide brush.

Your post = FAIL!


not a wide brush, but a dead cat - didn't mean to hit you in the face with it but it couldn't be avoided.
by failblog
Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:28 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: arrest made at 10:00 and Esplanade 2009 HELP
Replies: 98
Views: 46720

the regionals are just smaller versions of what burning man is today. the regional organizers are of the same rigid hierarchical mindset as the borg. if you've been to a few of regionals, you'll notice the same 'us' vs 'them' mentality that has killed the soul of the main event. it's a franchise cas...
by failblog
Tue Feb 09, 2010 4:47 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: arrest made at 10:00 and Esplanade 2009 HELP
Replies: 98
Views: 46720

The community experience so fondly trumpeted as the living skin of Burning Man has become pocked, scarred, and so lacerated that it is no longer the durable integument needed to sustain the Burning Man's viscera. Last year's community was such a stark and realistic representation of modern civilizat...
by failblog
Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:12 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: arrest made at 10:00 and Esplanade 2009 HELP
Replies: 98
Views: 46720

for years on eplaya, there has been a distrust of lawyers asking for help defending burners. you can see it in the condescending tone of some of the posts here - especially in the first reply. i think it has to do with the authority of police. sorta like if you got busted, you probably deserved it; ...
by failblog
Mon Feb 01, 2010 4:14 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Trust me, Read this.
Replies: 39
Views: 6458

HuDannie - you're learning some important Burning Man lessons right now. Yes, most people are born to suck dick, regardless of sexual orientation. If you bring a bunch of cocksuckers to the playa, they will in the end feel entitled to suck your cock at the worst of times (on the way to the potta pot...
by failblog
Mon Feb 01, 2010 3:50 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: arrest made at 10:00 and Esplanade 2009 HELP
Replies: 98
Views: 46720

the camp at esplanade & 10:00 was 'root society'. 3 big domes. Their site is: http://www.myspace.com/rootsociety you might have luck asking if they'll post your request on their camp list. undercover cops are a real thing out there. i've had 3 run-ins with them in recent years. one was dressed a...
by failblog
Sun Jan 31, 2010 4:18 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: favorite playa utterances
Replies: 94
Views: 20852

lady wandering around tuesday after the burn: "look, i have a plane to catch in reno in 2 hours. someone needs to take me there." she had blown off her ride the day before because she wanted to party one more night. undercover female cop: "can i bum a cigarette?" (i hand her a ci...
by failblog
Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:27 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: helco
Replies: 6
Views: 2259

... the other is about context and symbolism.

the tower of babylon - a skyscraper, party zone, great views. cool, i get it.
by failblog
Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:54 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: helco
Replies: 6
Views: 2259

yeah... it's probably just a coincidence.


Image
by failblog
Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:10 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: helco
Replies: 6
Views: 2259

helco

http://i46.tinypic.com/2j2es7n.jpg did anyone else notice the similarities? given the john law lawsuit (2007) to put burning man into the public domain (has since been settled) - do you think the structure under the man in 2008 was an ironic tribute to helco, or a sincere FU to john law, et al? for...
by failblog
Sun Jan 24, 2010 3:19 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: picture worth a thousand words 2
Replies: 19
Views: 2880

don't feel too bad for him. he was camped here:

Image

so it wasn't a bad year.
by failblog
Sun Jan 24, 2010 4:51 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Ola Loa Drinks at Center Camp
Replies: 22
Views: 4083

http://i48.tinypic.com/30hwh81.jpg these new burning man ola loas look cool! i think this is a great idea. i don't know where the proceeds are going, but it's great to get the Man into stores around the country. it's great marketing for the event. does anyone know if burning man has any other offic...
by failblog
Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:47 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: picture worth a thousand words 2
Replies: 19
Views: 2880

the 'story' is the one i tell.

if bob is bored, he should go to tribe for the time being because i'm on eplaya now until i leave.

FB
by failblog
Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:19 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: picture worth a thousand words 2
Replies: 19
Views: 2880

>Oh, I get it. You're DPW. This makes sense now.

no sir. the last thing in my 15 years on the playa will to be in no way associated with that half-wit culture of sociopaths known as DPW.

find something else that makes sense to you now.

kindest regards,
FB
by failblog
Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:54 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: picture worth a thousand words 2
Replies: 19
Views: 2880

picture worth a thousand words 2

http://i48.tinypic.com/15dvtjr.jpg it's time to take your hands out of your pockets for more than just a sassy tip of the hat. we know you secretly want to slap your girlfriend with both hands for dragging you out to this hell on earth, and then making you pose in front of goddamn everything - &quo...
by failblog
Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:27 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: picture worth a thousand words
Replies: 1
Views: 1246

picture worth a thousand words

http://i50.tinypic.com/2uqku3d.jpg there's NO WAY she's going to tell you exactly where she's been for the last 3 hours while you were searching all the neighboring camps yelling, 'sarah?! sarah?! has anyone seen my girlfriend, sarah?". just accept that she ran into superman-to-your-captain-ma...

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