BE either smart or smug.

Don't be smurt!!!

Vegans suffer worse hangovers do to less vitamin B3 in their diets.

With almost a constant breeze, or real wind on the playa, blowing across the top pipe create some suction?

In his case, "prayer" means blood sacrifice, conjure a deamon, anything to stop the process.

And those "do nothing dems" are DOING their job!!!

Historically, the most 1 term presidents have been republicans.

Poot...poot...poot.

After 20 years I realized my business card would be appropriate for any mom...….. thanks moms!!!

I remember being able to wear holes in the souls of my tennis shoes BEFORE the tops could fall apart!!!

Beets are suppose to be a "magical" food, but opening a can smells like dirt.

Hence the other ingredients to mask that flavor.

Sorry to hear about your tummy chummy.

I thought it said " impeachably tailored suit".

Yes.

Drink enough V8 out of the bottle, then add …

1 can of beets puréed

1 oz lime juice

1/2 oz Tabasco

1/2 teaspoon pepper

… then drink and live forever without having to "Eat my vegetables"!!!

Plus it looks like blood.

V8 or V12. (FIGJAM vampire elixir)

I saw it more like "Quit bitchin and enjoy yourself".

"I have to catch up with those people!!! I'm their leader!!!"

Ducks are just all terrain chickens!!!

Old enough to know better, and young enough to do it anyway.

Maybe get the largest broken fridge you can stand up in the van and turn it into an old fashioned ice box.

Use the freezer compartment for block ice storage.

Find some large Tupperware type container to hold the blocks of ice so the water doesn't spill, then you can use that water too.

Have you seen the clown that hides from stupid people?