Had to beat down the coup...I'm back now!
Whew....silly people, trying to dethrone me in my kingdom of Mattydom.

What did I miss?

......ooooo! CUTE KITTY!
......ooooo! ABC Night!
......I need something for that....time to hit the workshop!

Hi Snow!!! :D
Guess we're just a little slow to the party, yah?
It happens!

DONE!
Check Matty's Bored At Work! XD
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I've been recouping from the weekend....but gah, thanks for reminding me of my projects that I have to get to! D:

For a moment there, I thought that poor herring was disappearing into her NIPPLE!

It made me confused and frightened....

Gutteral!!!! :D
You be here's, too?! Sweeeet!
Wait, what happens if I post a hello to you here, and on the other board?
Will the universe implode?! D:

Smooches!!!! :D
Heeyyyaaa!

Awwww.....if it wasn't for the scent....it would have been bookmarked on my "To Buy" list. D:

This saddens me....time to go enjoy some top-notch APokPron to cheer myself up over the defeat of finding fish pasties.

Oh oh oh! I have a suggestion! Don't worry, be happy. ^^/ And more or less don't stress, and as a very good book says "Don't Panic." Also make lists, and if you're cramming everything into a small car, do a test drive around the block/city a few times before you go to make sure something doesn't hap...

Note to self....
1. Find fake herrings.
2. Attach to nipples.
3. Enjoy Pastie Day's & Nights night @ BoobyBar!

Did I mention how you're evil for my productivity, yet so wonderful for my happyness? Because you are. Hahaha

I always just assumed that they never made any films/animations of the books. I know they did a few games (point-and-click adventures....I remember them fondly as a wee little lad).

Yeaaahhh.....I have a feeling my productivity at work today just plummeted to nigh nil.

....on the other hand though......OMFGYAY!!!!
*Coughs* I mean....this sounds quite grand good sir, I thank you most defiantly for the information which you have bestowed upon me this grand morning.

Wait...they made a MOVIE?! OhnowayGLEEEEE!!!
I have a huge stack of the Discworld novels near my bed...it's my all-time favorite series.

AYE AYE CAPTAIN! *Salutes and trots off to get this OverDraft Protection!!!*

And they have overcome the EMP to show their latest disastrously invention....Herring-Pops!

This battle's really heating up, gonna need my army helmet just to WATCH.

AWESOME!!!
I had no idea someone actually MADE the luggage!
Congratulations....you just made my day, and I haven't even been awake for over 30 minutes yet! :D

On another note....I so want that.

Ohhhhh maaaiiii!!! :shock: I'm not slow learning, just spanking inclined! ...wait, does that make sense? And why do I have a feeling that I'm going to have to be cautious of my rump now?! Haha EDIT: I'm DIEING to be spanked while wearing the Koala Suit! It's got the squeeker in the tail....hilarity ...

Thanks Jella, Thecatman! :D
Good to be here, heh. I'm just wondering why it took me so bloody long to hop onto Eplaya....hmmm. I chalk it up to partial lazyness and obsession of bacon related goods.

Hahaha, totally Fishy! My pride sorta took a nice flogging after seeing so many charges. I've been shoring the poor thing up with duct-tape since 6am (and the help of friends certainly shored it up pretty good too). All's well now! Broke, but hey...as long as I can STILL go the Playa....it's all goo...

Woo!
Welcome to Eplaya! :D
Spin fire you say? WOOT! I always love meeting other fire spinners. And way awesome about spinning on the Shiva. I was sad to see it burn. ;;

*Cheers both sides on from the sidelines, nibbling away on popcorn and enjoying his Skittles Vodka*

I haven't' seen any retaliation from the Herrings in a while....maybe they're gathering resources for an ULTIMATE ATTACK?!

Heeyyyaaa!
Welcome to Eplaya! :D
I love answering questions....more so about Burning Man, glee!

Damnit Bill!

Why did Wells Fargo just charge me $360 in overdraft fee's?
OVER 25% of my paycheck, thus making it now impossible for me to pay some of my bills?

....sigh....it's 6:34am, and I need a drink now.

True!

VIVA Lé Herring Pron!!!

That's majorly kickass how your boss let you have so much extra time off, and majorly lucky on the being over here when lé Burning Man is going on! I speak with joy about it when-ever I can....always makes me misty eyed and super happy. As well as bacon. OH! Bring bacon! It's an important key eleme...

Oh hai!
Welcome to Eplaya!
...sounds weird saying that since I just myself arrived...hah.

Oh mai....
The war really HAS escalated!
And at the same time makes me long for some fish & chips. But now I feel wrong for thinking that. Oh hell!

I'm not even sure which side to root for....

Hahaha! RISKY!!!! :D Ygmir!!! :D And allo JK! Dick's never steered me wrong before, though....well....sorta....at least, not to my knowledge?! And ahhh haaa....but wait, if you're infront while being behind....ok...this doesn't bode well for my sanity! D: Quit pulling an Esher! Only way to fix Esher...

Of course!
Duel use of being both tasty AND useful!
Little less useful than duct tape, but sure as hell a lot more tasty.

DICK!!!! :D

.......hmm.....do not shake the hand of Mr. Whack-a-doo. Gotcha.
Uh...what DO I do if he presents his hand? Gonna be kinda awkward if I just stare at it, ya know? Should I maybe give him a herring to hold onto or something?