AN EXAMPLE:A RATHER BULBISH ONE WAS COVERING A PIRATES PRIVATES,AS A LADY APPROACHED HE WAS HEARD TO EXCLAIM"GOOD DAY M'LADY CARE TO SEE ME LITTLE BUCANEER?". SHE (LOOKING AROUND)SAID"LITTLE BUCANEER"? REACHING FOR HIS JOINT HE CAREFULLY FLIPED OPEN THE CODPIECE TO REVEAL A TINY 2IN. PIRATE WITH A P...

IF YOU MUST GET "DOWN",KNEE PADS ARE IT!. BESIDES DO YOU WANT TO DEVELOPE PLAYA KNEE? :P

I AM OF OLD THOUGHT,WHAT SAY A CODPIECE.EVEN LADIES COULD CREATE THEM,AS THEY ARE SPECIFIC TO COVERING ONLY THE GENITAL AREA.THEIR INTENTION TO MYSTIFY WHAT WAS BEING COVERED,& CREATE CONVERSATION ABOUT SUCH ARTWORK BEING DISPLAYED IN SUCH A PUBLIC FORUM.SHOULD CAUSE A WHOLE NEW APPEAL IN PLAYA WEAR...