Igneouss wrote:Eliminate:
All white men with dreds and women with pierced noses...

+1

If you want to limit the number of people that are coming to the event simply eliminate RV's altogether. A lot of people will then simply chose to stay home.

I sincerely hope that the community can get past this. I'd hate for BM to become "one of those cool things from back in the day." The world is already a dark enough place without one more beacon being crushed by the greed and insensitivity of the masses.

We did get tickets. (My wife and I both) This is our 4th year and I have to say I'm disappointed by the scalping that's going on. I definitely think there should be a way to give preference to people that are veteran burners, possibly allowing people to sign up while at the event by placing a deposi...

The "mob" was intended to be the others in attendence. There's time to give it some thought obviously and maybe "The Man" would be a better location. Just kicking around the idea at this point.

My wife and I have decided to renew our vows at BM this year. We were thinking the temple would be great for that. We've also thought that it would be really great to do this as a flashmob with as many people involved as possible. Maybe something simple like forming a big circle with the person perf...

I am so pleased we're getting straight answers here. Mutant Vehicles (MV's) only take cash. In past years there was an ATM at center camp, but this year, I believe it is cleverly hidden in one of the 12 dozen temples. THAT'S GREAT NEWS. Unfortunately if there are twelve dozen temples that means 144...

Think of this like a really dusty cruise ship. You can use your room charge for all of your playa needs. Just show your camp key and you are good to go! :D Sweet. I’m also going to get that beverage plan. You know the one where you buy a cup when you get there and they you can get it refilled at ...

I have heard some religious people say they have “regained their virginityâ€

Can anyone please tell me if there will be an ATM on the Playa? I really don't like to carry around large sums of cash and would feel better if I could just hit the ATM a couple times during the week.

Thanks!

I am actually wondering if the "straight man" OP is actually an openly gay man who simply wants to have sex with "straight men" at BM. Just for reference: A man that is going to have sex with another man is not "straight" and is at least bi-sexual or bi-curious. Added to that, BM is full of people w...

I honestly don’t think anyone is actually worshipping “The Manâ€

I'm actually planning on gettting a tattoo before the burn this year. I'm actually planning it about 30 days out in order to allow it to heal properly BEFORE I get to the playa. I'm also probably getting a nice large ink stamp made for those that would like a )'( stamp as a gift rather than burning ...

2780 Miles.
1. Fly in
2. Rent truck
3. Walmart!
4. Have a great big steak
5. Head to the playa!

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In 2009 I was a virgin and came along with a friend. My fiancé was recovering from surgery and I felt better about her being home honestly since I had no idea what to expect. We joined a theme camp and were at 3&E. It was a great time. We brought too much food and water and not enough costumes. I h...

Captain Goddammit wrote:The Playa Chicken.

I can confirm that I actually witnessed the miracle of the playa chicken with my own eyes. That was also the year of the double rainbow.

False - Today I am only thinking about my friends in Japan and what is going on there.

The person below me has just finished going through the couch cushioins looking for money to get gas so they can make it to work. They didn't find anything though because their roommates beat them to it.

I think you're forgetting Herman Cain. I think he's probably the best of them and a good man. I cannot really find anything wrong with him.

Having a threesome with your girlsfriend's lesbian sister and her girlfriend? Does that make the list?

Is there a new link? New site? New world? New word? New news? Newness? Where is my cup? Can I please borrow a cup of playa dust? I seem to be out.

Burning Man is funny because everything is so open, yet there are so many undercovers and LEO's. The hot girl that's dancing by herself, doesn't seem to have any friends and asks everyone that stops to say hi if she can buy some "X" or acid from them. She just really wants to get high and she'll com...

I'm not sure this threat makes any sense at all. I'm a Republican, Libertarian and a Liberal. Depends on the time, the place and the issue. The playa is not a place for politics and in spite of itself it has more than enough already. The only thing I gather from this thread is an attempt to divide p...

Dave. We've 100% committed now. Tickets purchased and planning the rest of the trip. We'll see you there with bells on.

Oh, and we'll definitely be bringing a smaller tent this year. Hope to find a happy medium.

gaminwench wrote:I'm sitting on his lap no matter how he's dressed! (or not)

Please remember that BM is a gifting society. Hopefully you will be willing to do something as sitting on Dave's lap must be in return.

Will the shooting gallery return this year? Rock yer Bawls? Free Mama-grams with purchase? Free gift wrapping?

Maybe you shoud dress up as Santa so people can sit on your lap?

Anyone that would buy this package
1. Does not understand what BM is.
2. Does not need to be there.
3. Will not understand what it was about after they leave.
4. Will likely not have a good time.
5. Will likely be dissattisfied with the purchase after.
6. Is a douche bag!

EXCESS is NOT ENOUGH!!!

On the first day Dave said - "Let there be bacon"- And there was bacon. And on the 6th day The Man burned. On the 7th day Dave rested (until 8am when starts bitching that we should have already started packing the camp in). And it was good. Is was good....

No worries Dave. I am sure bacon will NOT be in short supply. This year we're going to try to cut back, maybe I'll only bring 20 lbs.

I'm glad the camp will be back in full swing this year.

DESTINY: DESTINY: DESTINY: DESTINY: DESTINY: DESTINY:

"Luke - I am your father" ---

Okay, to bring this back from the dead. 1. Took my sister-in-law to a swingers party and shared her with 3 different couples and two single females. My wife and I were separated at the time. 2. Girl "A" comes over - She and I have some fun for a while and she passes out in my bedroom. Girl "B" comes...