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by Speedbump
Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:40 am
Forum: 2012 Tickets Discussion
Topic: Removing Radical Inclusion
Replies: 55
Views: 4375

Re: Removing Radical Inclusion

Igneouss wrote:Eliminate:
All white men with dreds and women with pierced noses...
+1 :P
by Speedbump
Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:17 am
Forum: 2012 Tickets Discussion
Topic: Removing Radical Inclusion
Replies: 55
Views: 4375

Re: Removing Radical Inclusion

If you want to limit the number of people that are coming to the event simply eliminate RV's altogether. A lot of people will then simply chose to stay home.
by Speedbump
Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:58 am
Forum: 2012 Tickets Discussion
Topic: Lets start talking about how to fix this
Replies: 82
Views: 4482

Re: Lets start talking about how to fix this

I sincerely hope that the community can get past this. I'd hate for BM to become "one of those cool things from back in the day." The world is already a dark enough place without one more beacon being crushed by the greed and insensitivity of the masses. :(
by Speedbump
Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:50 am
Forum: 2012 Tickets Discussion
Topic: I'm just saying, StubHub already!!
Replies: 14
Views: 1535

Re: I'm just saying, StubHub already!!

We did get tickets. (My wife and I both) This is our 4th year and I have to say I'm disappointed by the scalping that's going on. I definitely think there should be a way to give preference to people that are veteran burners, possibly allowing people to sign up while at the event by placing a deposi...
by Speedbump
Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:56 am
Forum: 2011 Art & Performance
Topic: Flashmob wedding
Replies: 9
Views: 800

The "mob" was intended to be the others in attendence. There's time to give it some thought obviously and maybe "The Man" would be a better location. Just kicking around the idea at this point.
by Speedbump
Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:36 am
Forum: 2011 Art & Performance
Topic: Flashmob wedding
Replies: 9
Views: 800

Flashmob wedding

My wife and I have decided to renew our vows at BM this year. We were thinking the temple would be great for that. We've also thought that it would be really great to do this as a flashmob with as many people involved as possible. Maybe something simple like forming a big circle with the person perf...
by Speedbump
Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:47 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: ATM on the Playa?
Replies: 30
Views: 4612

I am so pleased we're getting straight answers here. Mutant Vehicles (MV's) only take cash. In past years there was an ATM at center camp, but this year, I believe it is cleverly hidden in one of the 12 dozen temples. THAT'S GREAT NEWS. Unfortunately if there are twelve dozen temples that means 144...
by Speedbump
Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:43 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: ATM on the Playa?
Replies: 30
Views: 4612

Think of this like a really dusty cruise ship. You can use your room charge for all of your playa needs. Just show your camp key and you are good to go! :D Sweet. I’m also going to get that beverage plan. You know the one where you buy a cup when you get there and they you can get it refilled at ...
by Speedbump
Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:30 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Regaining BM virginity?
Replies: 14
Views: 2085

Regaining BM virginity?

I have heard some religious people say they have “regained their virginityâ€
by Speedbump
Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:23 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: ATM on the Playa?
Replies: 30
Views: 4612

ATM on the Playa?

Can anyone please tell me if there will be an ATM on the Playa? I really don't like to carry around large sums of cash and would feel better if I could just hit the ATM a couple times during the week.

Thanks!
by Speedbump
Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:40 pm
Forum: 2011 Theme Camps
Topic: Gay Gloryhole Theme Camp for "Straight" men
Replies: 149
Views: 32789

I am actually wondering if the "straight man" OP is actually an openly gay man who simply wants to have sex with "straight men" at BM. Just for reference: A man that is going to have sex with another man is not "straight" and is at least bi-sexual or bi-curious. Added to that, BM is full of people w...
by Speedbump
Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:31 pm
Forum: 2011 Theme
Topic: Jesus Water???
Replies: 53
Views: 12620

I honestly don’t think anyone is actually worshipping “The Manâ€
by Speedbump
Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:47 am
Forum: 2011 Art & Performance
Topic: Help Needed for Body Scarification Rite
Replies: 36
Views: 8952

I'm actually planning on gettting a tattoo before the burn this year. I'm actually planning it about 30 days out in order to allow it to heal properly BEFORE I get to the playa. I'm also probably getting a nice large ink stamp made for those that would like a )'( stamp as a gift rather than burning ...
by Speedbump
Tue Mar 22, 2011 1:39 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: [Poll] How local are you to BRC?
Replies: 95
Views: 10428

2780 Miles.
1. Fly in
2. Rent truck
3. Walmart!
4. Have a great big steak
5. Head to the playa!
by Speedbump
Tue Mar 22, 2011 1:03 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: playa lore, legend, myths, and trusims
Replies: 230
Views: 40901

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by Speedbump
Tue Mar 22, 2011 12:45 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Observations on first timers.
Replies: 91
Views: 27537

In 2009 I was a virgin and came along with a friend. My fiancé was recovering from surgery and I felt better about her being home honestly since I had no idea what to expect. We joined a theme camp and were at 3&E. It was a great time. We brought too much food and water and not enough costumes. I h...
by Speedbump
Tue Mar 22, 2011 12:21 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: playa lore, legend, myths, and trusims
Replies: 230
Views: 40901

Captain Goddammit wrote:The Playa Chicken.
I can confirm that I actually witnessed the miracle of the playa chicken with my own eyes. That was also the year of the double rainbow.
by Speedbump
Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:46 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The person below me
Replies: 12504
Views: 510233

False - Today I am only thinking about my friends in Japan and what is going on there.

The person below me has just finished going through the couch cushioins looking for money to get gas so they can make it to work. They didn't find anything though because their roommates beat them to it.
by Speedbump
Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:17 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Republican Candidates for President.
Replies: 14
Views: 1333

I think you're forgetting Herman Cain. I think he's probably the best of them and a good man. I cannot really find anything wrong with him.
by Speedbump
Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:13 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Nothing Feels Better Than...
Replies: 203
Views: 10372

Having a threesome with your girlsfriend's lesbian sister and her girlfriend? Does that make the list?
by Speedbump
Mon Feb 28, 2011 1:15 pm
Forum: 2011 Theme Camps
Topic: Destiny Lounge to Return in 2011!!
Replies: 60
Views: 11317

Is there a new link? New site? New world? New word? New news? Newness? Where is my cup? Can I please borrow a cup of playa dust? I seem to be out.
by Speedbump
Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:02 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: A simple thought.
Replies: 38
Views: 5161

Burning Man is funny because everything is so open, yet there are so many undercovers and LEO's. The hot girl that's dancing by herself, doesn't seem to have any friends and asks everyone that stops to say hi if she can buy some "X" or acid from them. She just really wants to get high and she'll com...
by Speedbump
Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:37 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Republicans/Democrats at Burningman! What say you?
Replies: 62
Views: 7429

I'm not sure this threat makes any sense at all. I'm a Republican, Libertarian and a Liberal. Depends on the time, the place and the issue. The playa is not a place for politics and in spite of itself it has more than enough already. The only thing I gather from this thread is an attempt to divide p...
by Speedbump
Fri Feb 25, 2011 11:55 am
Forum: 2011 Theme Camps
Topic: Destiny Lounge to Return in 2011!!
Replies: 60
Views: 11317

Dave. We've 100% committed now. Tickets purchased and planning the rest of the trip. We'll see you there with bells on.

Oh, and we'll definitely be bringing a smaller tent this year. Hope to find a happy medium. :)
by Speedbump
Wed Jan 26, 2011 9:25 am
Forum: 2011 Theme Camps
Topic: Destiny Lounge to Return in 2011!!
Replies: 60
Views: 11317

gaminwench wrote:I'm sitting on his lap no matter how he's dressed! (or not)
Please remember that BM is a gifting society. Hopefully you will be willing to do something as sitting on Dave's lap must be in return. :)
by Speedbump
Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:36 am
Forum: 2011 Theme Camps
Topic: Destiny Lounge to Return in 2011!!
Replies: 60
Views: 11317

Will the shooting gallery return this year? Rock yer Bawls? Free Mama-grams with purchase? Free gift wrapping?

Maybe you shoud dress up as Santa so people can sit on your lap? :)
by Speedbump
Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:34 am
Forum: 2012 Tickets Discussion
Topic: gross ebay post
Replies: 657
Views: 60258

Anyone that would buy this package
1. Does not understand what BM is.
2. Does not need to be there.
3. Will not understand what it was about after they leave.
4. Will likely not have a good time.
5. Will likely be dissattisfied with the purchase after.
6. Is a douche bag!
by Speedbump
Mon Jan 10, 2011 1:21 pm
Forum: 2011 Theme Camps
Topic: Destiny Lounge to Return in 2011!!
Replies: 60
Views: 11317

EXCESS is NOT ENOUGH!!!

On the first day Dave said - "Let there be bacon"- And there was bacon. And on the 6th day The Man burned. On the 7th day Dave rested (until 8am when starts bitching that we should have already started packing the camp in). And it was good. Is was good....
by Speedbump
Wed Dec 29, 2010 3:43 pm
Forum: 2011 Theme Camps
Topic: Destiny Lounge to Return in 2011!!
Replies: 60
Views: 11317

No worries Dave. I am sure bacon will NOT be in short supply. This year we're going to try to cut back, maybe I'll only bring 20 lbs.

I'm glad the camp will be back in full swing this year. :)

DESTINY: DESTINY: DESTINY: DESTINY: DESTINY: DESTINY:

"Luke - I am your father" ---
by Speedbump
Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:13 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?
Replies: 266
Views: 32169

Okay, to bring this back from the dead. 1. Took my sister-in-law to a swingers party and shared her with 3 different couples and two single females. My wife and I were separated at the time. 2. Girl "A" comes over - She and I have some fun for a while and she passes out in my bedroom. Girl "B" comes...

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