LMAO - Love the merkin - I know someone's proud to be a merkin, even if it is only a pink patch.

Then I'll be sure to try and be as unattractive as possible.

Whether there is a nude bike ride, nude people running around whether attractive or unattractive, or people wearing clothing, nudity is natural, fun, and comfortable. If it's too hot, take something off. If it's still too hot, take more off. If there's no more to remove, find more ways to cool off, ...