Yes, we Penguins are known for our hospitality, and the relative luxury of our camp. We appreciate the compliments! Limited time offer here for new recruits! Very few spots left. Maybe we'll allow 5 more folks. Contributors and PARTICIPANTS ONLY! Either e-mail me at cryingbunnies@earthlink.net, or P...

Hello, Potential Lost Penguin! Understand that our recruitment-time has a very small window. We already have a substantial group of terrific, contributing members. Meanwhile, we can never have enough, and THAT'S where YOU come in! If you wish to join in with our waddling flock, you must do so SOON! ...

Is that you, Paul? Wow. I almost never post on E-playa, and the one you're replying to is a million years old, comparatively. First, Lost Penguin is at Esplanade(of course) and 8:30. We have several scheduled nighttime events on our stage and otherwise, but please stop in and we'll get you on that k...

..in the drawing room

"Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible"
-the Dupont Corporation

Hot, sexy, naked puffins only.

If they got ghetto-booty to the extent where we can rest a beer on their ass while they're still standing up,
we gots no problem, bro-ham.

yeah, yer gonna need to return that compromised Penguin, Rev.

We're still pissed at that bad thing you did, but if you
quickly return the remnants, we might be able to talk our
tribe in to letting you be released on your own recognizance.

A Heads UP to everyone:
Don't fuck with The Lost Penguin.

Just a quick note; The Lost Penguin Cafe'&Nightclub Theme Camp has now ceased its recruiting. We've been very fortunate to have increased our membership 5-fold due to this board and others, and word of mouth. Weve gone from maybe 6 lackluster tribemates to at least 35 energetic and enthusiastic new ...

This invite is ESPECIALLY for those in/around the Bay Area, for logistical reasons(mainly your presence at our load-up and unload in that area before and after the Burn), but ALL are invited to join. But time's almost up! Contact me, "Gargoyle", at cryingbunnies@earthlink.net ASAP! =========read on...

Top line was to read: "(Read the following. It may be long, but never boring...honest.)" Somehow the "boring" word got eclipsed, which is just my luck. Rest assured the words I've written are as honest as they come. I may be hairy, overweight, sometimes obnoxious, and have been known to drink too mu...

(read the following. It may seem long, but never ...honest) Aahhh...the fun of written sarcasm. Gotten me in more trouble sometimes. But not when folks get to know me, so your sentiments are logical and understood. Hopefully needless to say, me no likey racism, and it's interesting to note that ther...

Well, it was a joke. I'm a white guy, if there was any confusion. My name in BMan circles is Gargoyle. I've been "showing up" for 7 straight years now, but I appreciate the invite. The line about "uneasiness around too many white people" is a joke. (unless they're erecting a gasoline-soaked crucifix...

All's I know is that a few years back I showed the black gal I was dating at the time several photos from my recent Burning Man experience. She looked at them, shook her head, and said, "Man, you white people are crazy." Just because there are certain aspects that sometimes are more prevalent in one...

Although I'm a Democrat, I still believe oral sex IS sex. In that case my answer is a hearty "yes". And actually, on Burn night I was quite...oh well...hammered, in addition to my friend giving me certain tablets of unknown chemistry. One of the fair maidens in our Penguin camp was kind enough to sh...

Forgive our faulty math from earlier today. We neglected a decimal, okay? Can we be forgiven? The Lost Penguin Theme Camp bring 3 BIG GENERATORS. 2 are 5000 watts. 1 is 3500 watts. WE BRING 13,500 WATTS OF GENERATOR POWER. We lack for nothing regarding generated power. We don't need anyone else's po...

Hey, DN- Gargoyle from TLP here. I just wrote you directly. We'd love to have you, and any of you out there listening. As "Lost Penguin" implies, we are certainly an inviting 'igloo' to those who find themselves 'lost' or alone at BRC. We've been fortunate to have gained several new members since I ...

Hey MindFunk!!! Gargoyle from TLP here. I just wrote you directly. May it be that I was too late w/ my invite and info to you? We'd love to have you, and any of you out there listening. As "Lost Penguin" implies, we are certainly an inviting 'igloo' to those who find themselves 'lost' or alone at B...

Tribe on the Esplanade Invites New Members -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Burning Man Veterans and Virgins! The Black Rock City Bureau of Entertainment will once again present The Lost Penguin Cafe; a 24-hour art party and rescue center for lost peng...