Hello guys and dolls, I am one of two people heading up a camp called New Reno. It's a highly ambitious project, aiming to engage the entire playa in a massive performance art piece that spreads across every camp. It's gonna be tough, and we got a late start because large portions of our crew aren't...

Mr Smashy, I am one and the same. Though my relationship with the stuffed shirts in V-city is entirely business in nature, I would definitely have some work for a man with a varied arsenal of talents, such as yourself. When you find yourself in New Reno, please stop by and see one of my associates. ...

Dear ladies and gents of the playa. Please ignore any and all statements made Mr. Mordino. The man is all wet. He jabs alot but he ain't got squat to say. Myself, I am a humble businessman. I entertain the bees knees of the social elite here in New Reno, and this man, this Mr. Mordino, is nothing bu...