dragonfly Jafe wrote:...is not Boobie Bar to be judged, I think. Rather, to hold court for the Judging of others...and a fine Court it would make (already being a Civic Events Center of sorts with hosting the B.E.D.)

Exactly.

Ugly Dougly wrote:

BRMC wrote:

Ugly Dougly wrote: Don't worry, clemency granted for first offence.

Angling for a judge position Dougly? Your level head and patience just might be rewarded.

What the fuck? What are you talking about????
O god, I guess I just blew it.

Bastinado!

Yeah, may have screwed yourself here Dougly.

Great! Can I hold Court at the Booby Bar? This is probably one of the best ideas yet, easily top 5. BRAVO!!!!! This of course is only my opinion but your suggestion will be taken to comittee for discussion. What type of violations do you expect to find at the Booby Bar and do you have any thoughts ...

Finnegan wrote:I think I would make a fine, impartial Judge, Citizen.

Perfect. We encourage the citizens to participate as much as possible. Getting a rec from ygmir doesn't hurt either

Leg wrestling after Wednesday is PROHIBITED. Punishable by BRMC law I've been asked for some clarification on this one. Basically it's an air pollution ordinance that came into fruition when two girls were leg wrestling at camp on a Thursday. Camp was cleared out by their actions and we decided tha...

Ugly Dougly wrote:

BRMC wrote:

Ugly Dougly wrote:What's the penalty for yum-yucking?

Sorry Ugly Dougly, I missed this question earlier. ...

Don't worry, clemency granted for first offence.

Angling for a judge position Dougly? Your level head and patience just might be rewarded.

Leg wrestling after Wednesday is PROHIBITED.

Punishable by BRMC law

What's the penalty for yum-yucking? Sorry Ugly Dougly, I missed this question earlier. Yum-yucking might be a tough one because the motivation of the yum-yucker will have to come into question. Was the yum-yucking aggressive or was it in the spirit of humor and good times. We'll probably have to re...

So.. I can chase your mobile court room and offer myself to defendants as an attorney. Prepares the hair cut/do.. http://www.cristyli.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/John-Edwards-Haircut.jpg This is incouraged as we can never have to many attorneys. The feathery Edwards mane is great and you can rea...

Pants Canon. Nuff Said. We were just talking about this and how great of a punnishment it is for shirt-cockers. The roof of BRMC is available to use as a launching deck if the operators of this device need a shade covered perch to fire from. No, wait... . . . This just in: . . . Merkin Canon. I hav...

Is over-furring punishable by BRMC law? What about frat boys and sparkle ponies, can you throw the book at them too?? :lol: Over-Furring. Hmmm....good question. This will have to go to the committee for discussion. We may have to turn to a special interest group for some clarity on this issue, poss...

This is a great opportunity and we'll definitely be taking advantage.

Thank you!

-BRMC-

Just wondering what the fine would be for not hiding my erection in public? "If you don't offend others with your erection you should be fine, otherwise punishment will come down to what you've done with your erection and who's on duty at the time of your hearing." I think the only offensive thing ...

bx1 wrote:Can I be a judge? I swear I'll be fair.

Something tells me not to believe you. Stop by the courthouse though and talk us up, maybe you can swing the gavel a bit. Then after you prove that you can in fact swing the gavel we may give you a case to hear

ygmir. Spanking is a very stong possibility. If you have any expertise and want to participate please contact us. To well, yes, yes I do............ In fact, the whole regiment does...... Private Parts, Corporal punishment Sargent Pepper Major Labia General Disarray Perfect. With names like that We...

[quote="oneeyeddick"]Just wondering what the fine would be for not hiding my erection in public?[/quote] We encourage self expression as long as it does'nt interfere with someone elses good time. If you don't offend others with your erection you should be fine, otherwise punishment will come down to...

Kinetic V. Thank you for the encouraging words. We really appreciate your response and couldn't agree more regarding the number of creative angles. Sound violations will be our special interest. Outside of that we decided to open it up to whatever burners have to offer. We want to encourage particip...

The current version of our mission statement is as follows and is subject to change. B.R.M.C. Black Rock Municipal Court The Black Rock Municipal Court has been established out of necessity. To long have the citizens of Black Rock suffered the tyranny of inconsiderate a-holes and party-foulers who o...