*************************************************************** SO, YOU SAY YOU WANT TO BE A JUDGE? Many people think that being a judge is cool, because of all the bribes that the judges receive. But are you *really* up to the task? Show up at the Boutique stage on Wednesday at 4pm SHARP with your ...

*slow clap*

Why, I don't believe that I have. Do tell.

I can tell already. I am fast like that.

That would be an example of an unsuccessful knock knock joke. Kind of like the one I made up when I was a kid, something about Kenny Rodgers eating a cow. My parents still tell it to mock me.

We have had people successfully tell knock knock jokes. We have had arias and tap dances and performances and costumes, plus an asphyxiation, a cervix viewing and a blood drawing. You wouldn't believe some of the things we have seen. :)

http://www.oneflameinthefire.com/missbrc06-finals/thumbnails/s34.jpg MISS BLACK ROCK CITY 2010 Wednesday 9/1, 4pm Black Rock Boutique in Center Camp Represent your city, your camp, your art, your tent, or just yourself! Participants (open to all shes, zes, and hes) will reveal their unique inner be...

ACT FAST If Eggchtropolis Bar reaches the goal of $2000 by Thursday Aug 5, 3:10pm EDT, one lucky backer will receive a spot on the Miss Black Rock City Judge's Panel on Wednesday 9/1 at 4pm @ the Black Rock Boutique. As no beauty pageant is fair, bribes are encouraged, so this is one SWEET SPOT. Eac...

THE MISS BLACK ROCK CITY PROJECT: Taking beauty out of the hands of corporate America .... is proud to announce the 2008 Pageant of Self Proclaimed Beauties! MISS BLACK ROCK CITY 2008 Thursday, 4pm-530pm AutoSub/Hive Village: Esplanade & 8:30 Represent your village, your camp, your art, your tent, o...

Miss Myschievia 2006 will be participating!

Miss Flipside 2006 will be on hand and Miss Todd (Flipside 2005) will also be participating (as a judge if i am properly bribed)

i just posted this in the miss black rock city 2007 thread, but people lookin for live music might not think to look there, so i will paste below... Miss Black Rock City 2007 Pageant featuring HUNKAMAMA Thursday, 5-6pm @ the Boogie Universal ARTS Collective 9 + esplanade LA's HUNKAMAMA has teamed up...

Miss Black Rock City 2007 Pageant featuring HUNKAMAMA Thursday, 5-6pm @ the Boogie Universal ARTS Collective 9 + esplanade LA's HUNKAMAMA has teamed up with the MBRC Project to provide the pageant people with non-stop entertainment. Described as Led Zeppelin mashed up with Aretha Franklin, the ladie...

tuesday af FP will be with the space cowboys and the UNIMOG!

:D Hey Miss Infinity - heard you are now in SF - we're now in Cali too - miss BRC 2005 is in North Bay (Sebastopol) - I can't wait to see you on the playa. No reclaming titles here but won't miss it this year - what can I say I had to see a guy about some art...... xoxoxoxox Queen H. MISS QUEEN HEL...

This is a brilliant genius painfully fun bad gent or pageant or whatever - some of the talents i have seen on this stage will burnt into my retinas for ever - and some made me laugh so much i wet myself. really. really great way to meet beauty queens. and spanglers. and both. genius. great to have ...

from the Miss Black Rock City 2004 Main Event (StacycatS and Miss American Snatch): http://www.missblackrockcity.com/galleries/pageant_gOd/images/IMG_5646.jpg from the Miss Black Rock City 2006 Main Event (Miss Firefly 2006, Miss Black Rock City 2006, and Miss Black Rock City 2004): http://www.onefl...

more hype to come - but heres a sneak peek for our e-playa friends! more info to come, heres the exclusive! :) THE MISS BLACK ROCK CITY PROJECT: Taking beauty out of the hands of corporate America .... is proud to announce two on playa events for 2007 MISS BLACK ROCK CITY TIARA MAKING WORKSHOP Wedne...

Hi all. Does your camp have a shaded area during the day that the Miss Black Rock City Project could use for a tiara making workshop wednesday afternoon? Last year's event was hosted by Atelier Rusette, check out the photos at: http://www.missblackrockcity.com/galleries/MBRC06_tiara/index.html Does ...

Miss Transformus 2007: Pageant of Self-Proclaimed Beauties www.missblackrockcity.com Represent your village, your camp, your art, your tent, or just yourself! Miss Transformus 2007 is a wild pageant spoof and a celebration of the many faces of Transformus, all wrapped up in one crazy hour of fun. Th...

hey people. the past few years, two of of my events have been incorrectly listed in the who what where when, causing a lot of confusion for the participants. for those who dont know, submissions for the who what where are accepted online at burnignman.com. once these submissions are made, they canno...

i really wanna go in 07 - where does one find info? google is pulling up awesome photos and tribe posts, need event info please thank you!

Hey all. The announcement was in last weeks JRS, I thought it prudent to bump this up a bit as it has the actual addresses of the camps that host each event (each event is at a different place - we like to spread things out a bit!) for your viewing pleasure, here is a photo from the Miss Flipside 20...

Hello All! The photos section of the MBRC Project website has been updated to include the Miss Flipside 2006 Events! http://www.missblackrockcity.com/photos.htm# For those of you who want to know more about our THREE on playa events this year, check this: http://www.missblackrockcity.com/mbrc_06.htm...

Hey all ~ Yesterday's tiara / crown workshop in the park was a lot of fun! Extra-special, huge thanks to Bernadette and Kelly for helping out. A lot of kids showed up, I would not have been able to do it without you two. Whew! We had two little girls show up in princess costumes, we had little boys ...

http://www.missblackrockcity.com/personal/daisy_tiara.jpg The Miss Black Rock City Project is proud to present: A Tiara / Crown Making Workshop for kids in Washington Square Park on Thursday, August 10th from 10:30am - 1pm at the playground. The Miss Black Rock City Project believes that everyone i...

The MBRC Project believes that everyone is beautiful, and everyone wins by participating. We have been busy spreading the message to many regional events all year round - will your regional event be next?! This is the Miss Black Rock City Project's third year on the playa, and we have three very spe...

now sensei knows this is where i usually start ranting about contestants supporting each other in our world... but now i know, as Spectabillis probably also knows, sensei only hurts because he loves :D that was MBRC04, here is your current reigining queen, MBRC2005 aka Miss Queen Helikkalikka: http:...

http://disorient.com/D6_compressor_flyer.jpg Check it, everyone! Fundraiser for disorient, host of the Miss Black Rock City 2006 main event. Also my official birthday party :) See you there! Disorient presents Compressor 2.0 - Your playa preparty Friday August 4, 2006 10pm-6am under a glowing garde...

Hey all! See below for some words from the Miss Firefly 2006 Event, hosted by SuzQ! Some photos start here, more to be added to www.missblackrockcity.com soon: http://bostonburners.org/gallery/Zonuts/IMG_0117 This was the tester for our pilot program. Contact me if you are instessted in hosting a pa...

sensei baby, long time no see! this very well could be your year.

miss black rock city 2004 has been seen on many occations with her favorite sceptor, from you, shown here: